Saturday, June 18, 2011

Tom Cruise is...Stacee Jaxx!!!

First, click on the image above and bask in its massive glory.  Second, go watch Knight & Day.  It's okay to like Tom Cruise again.  The Couch and his creepy Katie Holmes squeals are the far past now.  

In the upcoming musical, Rock of Ages Tom Cruise stars as an aging rocker still holding onto his Hair Metal vocals.  You want Cruise singing Styx?  You got it.  Renegade coming up.  Just remember, it's okay not to hate the madman anymore.  It's okay to revel in it.  The film is directed by Adam Shankman (Hairspray remake) and costars Paul Giamatti, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Malin Akerman, Bryan Cranston, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.