I haven't seen Takashi Miike's latest, 13 Assassins, but I'm already excited to see his new film Harakiri. A remake of Masaki Kobayashi original film, the story centers around a ritual suicide in feudal Japan. And it's gonna be in 3D!!!!!!! Okay, so WTF to that but I'm still interested to see the man behind a billion films (84 to be exact) tackle this subject matter. We'll have to settle for the 34 seconds of teaser for now, and wait till Cannes for the critical praise.