Showing posts with label Pam Grier. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pam Grier. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
A Fistful of Lone Wolves! (Matt’s Picks)
After watching Late Phases, and thinking about how cool Nick Damici is in the film, I figured I’d put together a fistful of Lone Wolves; folks who strike out on their own to take care of business. There are a lot of really good ones, to be sure. But these are five of my favorites.
5. Foxy Brown (Foxy Brown): Foxy is tired of drugs, tired of corruption. Nobody is going to keep her down, or locked in a shed. A nasty, nasty movie, it puts the titular character through the wringer, but she comes through it. And most of that blood she’s covered in isn’t hers.
4. Zatoichi (the Zatoichi film series): A blind masseuse, Zatoichi just wants to be left to his own devices, enjoying a nice drink and some gambling. But someone’s always gotta start something, and Ichi is there to finish it with a flick of his sword cane.
3. Dan Evans (3:10 to Yuma): He can’t stand by and watch injustice. Pushed too far, he stands against the mob to bring a bad man to proper justice. He’s scared and nervous, but he’s going to get the job done.
2. John Matrix (Commando): There’s an island full of bad men, and Matrix is gonna kill the hell out of every last one of them until he finds his kidnapped daughter. Commando revels in violence in a way few films ever have, while being pretty darned funny along the way. Let off some steam, kill Sully last, and have a Green Beret for breakfast.
1. Walker (Point Blank): We’ve talked about Walker at great length on this blog, and I won’t go into much more. He just wants his money. And NOTHING is going to stop him from getting it.
-Matthew J. Constantine
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Black Belt in Barstools
It seems like an unconscionably long time since we've mentioned Pam Grier here. So, in the interests of public health, I recommend our readers consume 2 to 4 Pam Grier films in the next few days. Foxy Brown, The Arena, Jackie Brown, Friday Foster, Greased Lightning... It's up to you. Just do it. You'll feel better. I'll feel better. It's just a good idea.
-Matt
-Matt
Friday, September 19, 2014
Another Two Fistfuls of Favorites! (Matt’s Picks)
It’s that time of year again. Brad and I put down in stone (blog) the next ten movies in our lists of all time favorite films. (See my 1-10 here, and 11-20 here). The further into the list I get, the more weird I feel about it. Not bad. Just weird. Of course, picking favorite movies is like picking favorite children. Still, some kids are better than others. And dang it. Where’s Citizen Kane? 2001? Hard Ticket To Hawaii? I love those movies. Well, maybe in the next installment.
30. Cat People: “Look at that boat…Look at that boat.” I’m not a kinky guy. But this movie drips in kink and I love it. John Heard plays a successful me (you know, if I ran the zoo, and all that), wrapped up with a very special kind of femme fatale. Nastassja Kinski is that fatale, a sweet natured girl with giant eyes and deep naivete. They’re a perfect match, except for one thing. Beautiful, deliberately paced, and with plenty of time spent on character, this weird mystery takes more than one unexpected turn. Not for the easily upset, it features some rather unusual ideas, none too few of them depicted on screen.
29. In a Lonely Place: I’ve been a Bogart fan since I was around 10, when we got a VCR at my house and saw Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, and Key Largo on a VHS my dad had. Bogie was so cool, so tough, and so beautifully ugly. Over the next 25 years, I watched those three films many times, and slowly watched others in his filmography. But it was In a Lonely Place that struck me like a bolt of lightening. Like when I read Henry Rollins’s poem I Know You, I felt my heart and soul were being ripped out and shown to me in their raw form. Here was a film where my favorite actor was playing me, or at least the version of me I’m most ashamed of, most scared of. I think it’s his best performance, and though the ending is a bit sensationalist, the movie feels like a brutally honest piece of self assessment by a writer about being a writer.
28. Zardoz: "I have seen the future and it does not work." It doesn’t get a heck of a lot more British-weird than this 70s masterpiece of the bizarre. Sean Connery plays an ubermensch uplifted from the shattered remnants of humanity who sneaks into a pampered paradise of bored immortals. Everyone plays it straight, no matter how crazy it gets. And it gets CRAZY. Zardoz is not for everyone…Scratch that. Zardoz is not for most. But for those lucky few, this movie is like no other and it’s wonderful.
27. The Creature from the Black Lagoon: I saw this film at such an early point in my life that I only have the vaguest sense of when it was. I couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6, and it would likely have been on the Creature Double Feature, seen at a friend’s house (they had cable, and got Channel 56 out of Boston). I’m sure it wasn’t the first monster movie I saw, but it was the one that stuck with me, that made me a lover of the genre. And it was my introduction to the Beauty and the Beast plot archetype, which has remained a favorite of mine ever since.
26. Escape from New York: Kurt Russell is a one eyed monster getting all up in the Big Apple’s prison hole. Great cast, great score, lots of awesome action, and Snake Plissken, one of the most ridiculously tough tough guys of cinema. I don’t think anyone but Russell could have pulled it off.
24. The Iron Giant: The design and animation are excellent, but the story is the thing. A lonely boy living in Cold War era Maine finds and befriends a giant robot from outer space. It’s a good movie all around, but the ending. Man, it gets me. Superman indeed. Niagara Falls.
23. The Virgin Spring: A beautifully filmed medieval story that straddles Ingmar Bergman’s symbolic and visceral sides comfortably. It’s gut-punch brutal and lyrically mystical in turns. A family’s love, the destruction of innocence, and the calculated vengeance of a grieving man. This was the movie that made me a Bergman fan, and it’s a darned fine film. Human ugliness displayed in a beautiful package.
22. Coffy: The rough, tough, and sexy Pam Grier shotguns her way through the criminal underworld as a one-woman war on corruption. Reveling in the weird fashion and décor of the 70s, while slinging slang and splashing house-paint blood, it may not be the best Blaxploitation (Trouble Man, maybe?) or the best Pam Grier film (Jackie Brown), but it’s my favorite, and my go-to. It’s the film that brought me to the genre, and the one I find myself popping in the DVD player most often.
21. Alien: A fantastic cast of characters, stunning production design, wonderfully slow then nightmarishly fast pacing, and one of the most beautiful creatures ever designed. It’s a haunted house on a space ship. It’s a creature feature. It’s a pretty darned good slice-of-life science fiction film. Everything about this film is top notch. But I think it really comes down to the script and performances. (See my detailed review here).
-Matthew J. Constantine
Sunday, September 14, 2014
A Fistful of Influence! (Matt’s Picks)
OK, everything Brad said in his post on this same subject. These aren’t necessarily my favorite films, but these are five of the films that shaped who I am as a movie viewer. Movies have been a big part of my life for as long as I can remember, becoming all the more so when we got a spankin’ new VCR and color TV in the mid 80s. These movies represent a few important street signs on the road map of my life in film.
5. Star Wars: Growing up in the 80s, Star Wars and the renaissance of genre films that followed in its wake was like a warm blanket I wrapped myself in. The toys, the bed sheets, the Underoos, sure. But the movies themselves. To a lonely kid who spent much of his time inside with a TV, the Star Wars films were trusted friends. And Star Wars itself was the beginning of it all. I love all things (almost) science fiction, and I never held with the idea that you were either a Star Wars or a Star Trek person (the 60s Star Trek remains one of my favorite TV shows, and if I did a list like this for TV it would be right near the top). But Star Wars had a lasting impact, even with all the later tainting of my love that came with the dreaded prequel trilogy and overdose of merchandising.
4. Fist of Legend: I’d watched a few Chinese martial arts films before I watched this Jet Li film, mostly Jackie Chan stuff. But it was while watching this movie that I realized Kung Fu films could be more than just stunts and bad dubbing. They could also be about stuff. They could also have compelling characters and solid plots. They could also tap into genuine emotions. Fist of Legend has some excellent fights, but it’s a good movie, too. So, in a way, it was the movie that really introduced me to Kung Fu films.
3. The Phantom Empire: This Gene Autry serial was a very early viewing for young Matt the Lad. Not only did it make me fall in love with the idea of the movie serial, but I also became captivated by the mix of genres (here Cowboy Musical and Science Fiction). Over the years, bits of this film were always floating around in the back of my head, leaking into my fiction and into my choices of movie rentals.
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2. Coffy: When I broke up with my high school girlfriend, I suddenly found myself with more time and more money than sense. Being me, instead of re-directing those resources into doing something that would improve my life, I descended into a black whole of video rental madness. For a couple years, I watched more movies than I could possibly count. I mean, I watched EVERY DANGED THING I could get my hands on. And while I’d been aware of Shaft, and I knew there were Grindhouse films that had been made in the 70s, I was largely ignorant of them, and knew little of Blaxploitation beyond a few articles in film texts. But one night, walking through the stacks at the local Front Row Video (yeah, it wasn’t even Movie Gallery, yet), I spotted a very sexy picture of Pam Grier looking out at me from a video box. I was in love, and my movie lust found yet another new direction to stretch.
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark: Almost everything about me, my tastes, and my interests eventually leads back to seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark at the old Bangor Opera House when I was five years old. I wanted to be Indiana Jones. I wanted to fight Nazis, travel the globe, find ancient cities, have love affairs with feisty brunettes, and live in Hollywood’s version of the 1930s. Pulp, history, geography, the desert, the jungle, nature, religion, and so many other life long interests started here, not to mention my eventual love and fascination with the films and the era that inspired it.
-Matthew J. Constantine
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Monday, May 26, 2014
Dork Hero: Pam Grier
I know we've talked a lot about her on this blog, but sometimes it's worth reminding folks how awesome Pam Grier is. Today, on her birthday, I'm thankful for all the joy she has brought to me over the years.
Five Favorite Pam Grier Movies:
5) Hit Man
4) Friday Foster
3) Foxy Brown
2) Jackie Brown
1) Coffy
-Matt
Five Favorite Pam Grier Movies:
5) Hit Man
4) Friday Foster
3) Foxy Brown
2) Jackie Brown
1) Coffy
-Matt
Thursday, January 17, 2013
A Fistful of Mamas! (Brad's Picks)
Hopefully this weekend will be ruled by Arnold Schwarzenegger's comeback special, The Last Stand. I want that flick to kick unholy amounts of ass and lead into the great King Conan resurrection of 2014. One can dream, right? But instead of celebrating cinema's greatest last stands, I was more interested in paying tribute to the great movie mamas. Reviews seem to be ranging from mixed to negative in regards to the Guillermo Del Toro produced horror vehicle, but I'm always down for a good ghost story even when the genre seems to be completely played out. I surely hope this is not Jessica Chastain's Norbit.
4. Mama Fratelli (The Goonies): Another mama who knows how to handle her criminal offspring. This is a theme you'll find throughout the rest of the list. But she knows the true pleasures in life - gasoline fires, sloths, and the art of kiddie hand puree. She has a face only a mother could love, but I'd be terrified to meet her mama. Only weakness? Baby Ruths.
3. Ma-Ma (Dredd): It's easy to gush praise over Karl Urban's beautifully frowny Judge Dredd, but you also have to give props to Lena Headey's violent overlord. Rocking a mean facial scar and an even meaner gatling gun trigger finger. She'll skin a snitch as quickly as she'll butcher an entire city block of crossfired families. Takes pride in her work.
2. Lee Daniels (Black Mama, White Mama): Maybe not as killer as Coffy or Foxy Brown (or even Friday Foster), Pam Grier's Black Mama is still a whole lotta woman. Chained to the too often whiney, Margaret Markov, Ms. Grier has to convince the harem girl to join her cause and take down an army of racist gangsters. It's all cat fights and undercover nuns - that is, until Pam Grier lays down the ultimate smackdown on the devilish Lynn Borden.
1. Wilma McClatchie (Big Bad Mama): Angie Dickinson sexually conquers both William Shatner and Tom Skerritt all the while raising her poor white trash daughters on the mean, dusty streets of Depression era America. She tommy guns her way through Royal Dano's pious preacher, Dick Miller's reckless G-Man, and Noble Willingham's diabolical Uncle Barney. Cheeze & Sleaze of the highest exploitation order.
--Brad
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Dork Art: Foxy Wonder
She's a whole lotta woman. And this amazing mashup can be yours for just ten bucks. Visit Miarenee Johnson's Etsy store HERE.
--Brad
Monday, April 16, 2012
A Fistful of Cabins! (Brad's Picks)
Drew Goddard & Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods attempts to pay homage while satirizing the horror genre, and it does a fine job with its jabs. But it got ITMOD thinking about the Cabin setting...what are the five great lodges in cinema? Where would you want to make your last stand against a horde of undead horror?
5. Silverado: Director Lawrence Kasden wanted to start off his grand, sweeping Western Epic in the tiniest of claustrophobic spaces, a splintering ramshackle cabin no bigger than most people's walk-in closets. Soon bullets riddle the shack and cowboy Scott Glenn must spring into action, kicking open the door and revealing a gorgeous widescreen landscape. Bruce Broughton's score erupts and the adventure begins!
4. Rocky IV: After big bad Ivan Drago breaks Rocky's BFF Apollo Creed, Sly Stallone has to travel to Mother Russia for the final showdown against communism. But first, ol' Rocky's gotta do the training montage! And where oh where will Rocky train while Drago is pumped with steroids by Soviet Scientists? A remote lodge in some frozen wasteland! There Rocky will grow a real serious beard, haul Paulie around like a sled dog, and chop oodles & boodles of fire wood. But at least it looks warm in that cabin with Adrienne.
3. Death Hunt: Wrongfully accused of murder, troglodyte Charles Bronson fends for himself and his cabin while Canadian Mountie Lee Marvin tries to make sense of it all. Grab all the pitchforks you want, I don't think you're getting in as long as Bronson's got his shotgun.
2. Foxy Brown: When you pose as a prostitute in an effort to avenge your boyfriend's murder things may not go as according to plan. Sooner or later the frog madam may dump your ass in the rape shack. I know what Dante had in mind for his Inferno, but I believe he left off this nasty circle of hell as to not scare the tourists. Sure, Pam Grier is a definite badass, but these backwards hicks get the best of her at the midway point of Foxy Brown and no matter how much brutality she eventually dishes out, the horrors of the shack cannot go unseen.
1. The Evil Dead: The cabin to end all cabins. I don't think you'll find much disagreement on this matter. Whatever genius splatstick comedy is found in Evil Dead II, I still argue that the best Deadite adventure is the lowbudget and genuine creepy scares of the original film. Whether it's the thumping of the porch swing or the grabby trees in the woods, the next time you spend a night in a wooded dump you won't be thinking of Abe Lincoln's log cabin--you'll be thinking of Ash, and you'll be looking for a chainsaw.
--Brad
Friday, March 9, 2012
A Fistful of Names! (Brad's Picks)
So apparently boys won't go see a movie called "A Princess of Mars" and girls won't see a movie called "John Carter of Mars" so what we genre fans are left with is a potential sci-fi epic shoehorned with the innocuous title of just "John Carter." So, shall we write it off? Not so fast, there have been plenty of films plopped with bland Name titles that have ruled all kinds of crazy brilliance. Here are five of my favorites.
4. Remo Williams: Based on the adventure novel series The Destroyer, Remo Williams is an NYPDer who fakes his death to join ranks with Joel Gray's Korean zen Kung Fu master...yeah, you heard me right. This is the goofy type of pretentious Do-Goodery that I just ate up as a kid and when he's fighting for CURE atop the Statue of Liberty in an effort to "preserve the Constitution by working outside of it" you'll be hollering for the good ol' days of Commie Smashing.
3. Flash Gordon: Speaking of goofy...Dino's Flash Gordon is the king of the smiley meat heads as he uses football to battle Ming The Merciless and save the planet Earth from total annihilation. Along the way he scores with alien and reporters, crosses swords with Timothy Dalton and howls along with Brian Blessed. Plus, Queen trumpets his every punch. 80s cheese at its finest.
2. Foxy Brown: Okay, not as badass as Coffy, but Foxy Brown wins in the realm of the iconic. After her boyfriend is executed, Pam Grier becomes a prostitute to seek revenge against the drug dealing madame who put him in the ground. Both Brown & Coffy give Grier perfect opportunities to show off her beautifully intense rage face, but her turnaround from that horror show shack in the woods in Brown is an amazingly cringy action set piece. When she takes those two pervs out it's a violent crowd pleaser.
1. Tom Horn: Yep, I've been ranting & raving about Tom Horn a lot lately. To see my love fully explored check out my Western Review over at cineAWESOME! But it really is the quintessential West Gone By cowboy picture and Steve McQueen was never better than he was as the titular hero of this tragic tale.
--Brad
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Matt’s Week in Dork! (2/19/12-2/25/12)
Other Men’s Women: A kind of douchy guy starts hanging with his swell chum and said chum’s understanding wife. All’s well for quite some time, until Douchy McDouche and the cute young wife get a taste of something extra. Before they can go too far, McDouche takes his leave, but not soon enough. Problems and troubles. Blindness, drunkenness, and lots of coffee. Pretty good movie, though the end, like a lot from the pre-Code days, is kind of bent. Still not sure what James Cagney is doing in the movie, other than dancing.
The Purchase Price: Barbara Stanwyck is a torch singing floozy, who flees the life and ends up in an arranged marriage in North Dakota. OK, sure. The weird premise ends up working for the most part, and the leads are all quite charming. It’s a fun old timey romantic comedy with lots of colorful characters and adventures.
The Wall Street Mystery: This short film is feels like a TV show episode from 30 years later, but it’s enjoyable in a light sort of way. Though, yikes. The horribly racist portrayal of the elevator attendant. Wow. The investigating doctor is an odd bird, that’s for sure.
Platinum Blonde: This movie is the berries. A wise cracking reporter gets a hankerin’ for a rich dame, breaking the heart of his best friend (also a dame!). Whatever it was that Jean Harlow did to men in her day, she does not do to me. She’s got comic timing and acting talent, but her sex symbol status is beyond me. Loretta Young, however, has a certain doe-eyed pluck I find quite charming. The movie takes on the idle rich as a working man is tempted by the luster of wealth. Is he a bird in a gilded cage?
A Perfect Murder: I can’t help it. I want Michael Douglass to succeed at every turn. First off, his wife is awful. Secondly, her boyfriend is a douche. And thirdly, Douglass is just so danged charming. The film is extremely 90s, with its no nudity clause sex scenes and almost made for TV, over sanitized feel. But frankly, Douglass’ reference to a woman as a “Castilian femme fatale” alone was worth the price of admission. It does serve to remind me just how much I don’t care for Gwyneth Paltrow. How did she have a career again?
Frisco Jenny: A young woman from the wrong part of town takes on the world with her wits and cunning. She’s anything but an angel, but she has one light, her son. Adopted by a family with money, makes good; better than he’d ever have made with his mother. Jenny tries to be the young man’s guardian angel, but her shady life and sordid history will haunt them. The movie follows an interesting path, leading to an interestingly filmed and edited courtroom scene. Ruth Chatterton gives a heck of a performance as the title character.
The Studio Murder Mystery: Donald Meek is back as the weirdass doctor/investigator, on the prowl for a good mystery. His cop buddy that keeps calling him in is great, too. Just a big dumb lug. Look, Meek is a strait-up creeper. I have no idea why they made more than one of these shorts. And there’s a dude that looks like Nic Cage (once again…vampire?).
Midnight Marry: “I’ll give you a ring sometime…Maybe.” A hard-luck kid gets chewed up and spit out by the system, turning into a wild child. Loretta Young plays the corruptible young woman in this bleak movie about crime, poverty, and the depths of life on the street. The Depression hit’s the streets like a gut punch.
Terror of the Bloodhunters: Lacking in the dubious charm of a Corman movie of the same era, this movie is just a bit too dull, and not quite sensationalist as it should be. The cast is easily forgotten, nor are there any particularly fun or memorable moments. It is. That’s about it.
Liane: The Jungle Goddess: Bad dubbing and awkward, somewhat exploitative stock footage go along with a moderately attractive woman who doesn’t seem to mind taking her top off. Not at all a good movie, it’s kinda amusing in its way. Pretty typical of the ‘blonde jungle girl’ subgenre of lowbrow adventure films.
Metropolis: OK, I know I’ve reviewed this before. Probably several times. Heck, I’ve seen this movie countless times (in myriad versions). But, seeing the complete version, on the big screen at the AFI Silver, with a live band, was a real thrill. And seeing it with a friend who had never seen it, and another who had never seen any silent film before was a special treat. What a way to first experience the movie. And it is a heck of a film. You can see the roots of so many movies over the decades in its visuals and concepts. And of course, like many true classics, its messages and themes are as timely today as when it was filmed. One thing I really like about the movie is that the villains aren’t truly evil. Even mad scientist Rotwang can be sympathized with. He is a wronged man, lost in grief, and driven to set things right, not some soulless monster. And it might be corny, but the overall theme that the head and the hand must be mediated by the heart is something I genuinely believe. I appreciate the visceral and the cerebral, the high and the low, the mind and the body, the civil and the brutish, order and chaos. Balance.
Tarzan, The Ape Man: In an EXTREMELY loose adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ classic adventure novel, Tarzan appears as a dumb, if handsome, doof. A plucky young woman enters his life, screams and complains a lot, and romance is born. There are some pretty cool bits, but I can’t help wishing the book had served as more than a source of a title. And am I nuts, or are those Indian elephants with prosthetic ears? I’m not a biologist or anything, but they don’t look right.
Tarzan Escapes: Much of the goofiness of the first film remains. But dang if Maureen O’Sullivan doesn’t look seriously hot. For some reason, Tarzan is still an idiot. One would think that simply being around Jane and listening to her talk would have taught him a thing or two, but alas, he still does little more than parrot her words. This movie also makes use of stock footage from previous films. Watch out for ju-ju, man. On-gawa.
Coffy: The movie that made me fall in love with Pam Grier and Blaxploitation, Coffy is crazy. It’s violent, deviant, filled with memorable characters and performances (not always good, but memorable none the less), and lots of flesh. If you want a taste of Ms. Grier, the subgenre, or if you’re already a fan but haven’t seen this, check it out. It’s a must.
Heroes for Sale: “It may be the end of us, but it’s not the end of America.” The horrors of war and the winds of fate take their toll on two men. A fortunate son who turned yellow in the trenches ends up with awards and accolades, while a workaday schlub gets injured and hooked on morphine. But schlub or no, he’s got grit and makes good. But, as with a lot of movies from the time, things don’t go well for too long. The system crushes all. And after our hero has been chewed up and spit out, he gets stepped on and ground into the pavement. It’s no shock that folks in the Depression would identify with movies like this.
And Ben and I checked out a couple TV shows; John Adams, The Outer Limits, and The Twilight Zone. John Adams seems pretty interesting. I need to finish it off one of these days. It’s not an era I’m especially familiar with, but should be. And of course, I love me some classic anthology sci-fi.
I also got through the second disk of Smiley’s People, which I’m enjoying much more than Tinker Taylor Sailor Spy. It’s a good series, with a slow building tension that makes me hungry for the next episode.
Book wise, I finished the Halo novel I’ve been picking at for a while. It was a good deal of fun to read, and I’m interested in what the next one will bring.
With all that, I still managed to host a second game night, which went quite well, I thought. I’ll post about that later.
-Matt
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