Showing posts with label Coffy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coffy. Show all posts

Friday, September 19, 2014

Another Two Fistfuls of Favorites! (Matt’s Picks)


    It’s that time of year again.  Brad and I put down in stone (blog) the next ten movies in our lists of all time favorite films.  (See my 1-10 here, and 11-20 here).  The further into the list I get, the more weird I feel about it.  Not bad.  Just weird.  Of course, picking favorite movies is like picking favorite children.  Still, some kids are better than others.  And dang it.  Where’s Citizen Kane?  2001?  Hard Ticket To Hawaii?  I love those movies.  Well, maybe in the next installment.

30.  Cat People:  “Look at that boat…Look at that boat.”  I’m not a kinky guy.  But this movie drips in kink and I love it.  John Heard plays a successful me (you know, if I ran the zoo, and all that), wrapped up with a very special kind of femme fatale.  Nastassja Kinski is that fatale, a sweet natured girl with giant eyes and deep naivete.  They’re a perfect match, except for one thing.  Beautiful, deliberately paced, and with plenty of time spent on character, this weird mystery takes more than one unexpected turn.  Not for the easily upset, it features some rather unusual ideas, none too few of them depicted on screen.


29.  In a Lonely Place:  I’ve been a Bogart fan since I was around 10, when we got a VCR at my house and saw Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, and Key Largo on a VHS my dad had.  Bogie was so cool, so tough, and so beautifully ugly.  Over the next 25 years, I watched those three films many times, and slowly watched others in his filmography.  But it was In a Lonely Place that struck me like a bolt of lightening.  Like when I read Henry Rollins’s poem I Know You, I felt my heart and soul were being ripped out and shown to me in their raw form.  Here was a film where my favorite actor was playing me, or at least the version of me I’m most ashamed of, most scared of.  I think it’s his best performance, and though the ending is a bit sensationalist, the movie feels like a brutally honest piece of self assessment by a writer about being a writer.


28.  Zardoz: "I have seen the future and it does not work."  It doesn’t get a heck of a lot more British-weird than this 70s masterpiece of the bizarre.  Sean Connery plays an ubermensch uplifted from the shattered remnants of humanity who sneaks into a pampered paradise of bored immortals.  Everyone plays it straight, no matter how crazy it gets.  And it gets CRAZY.  Zardoz is not for everyone…Scratch that.  Zardoz is not for most.  But for those lucky few, this movie is like no other and it’s wonderful.


27.  The Creature from the Black Lagoon:  I saw this film at such an early point in my life that I only have the vaguest sense of when it was.  I couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6, and it would likely have been on the Creature Double Feature, seen at a friend’s house (they had cable, and got Channel 56 out of Boston).  I’m sure it wasn’t the first monster movie I saw, but it was the one that stuck with me, that made me a lover of the genre.  And it was my introduction to the Beauty and the Beast plot archetype, which has remained a favorite of mine ever since.


26.  Escape from New York:  Kurt Russell is a one eyed monster getting all up in the Big Apple’s prison hole.  Great cast, great score, lots of awesome action, and Snake Plissken, one of the most ridiculously tough tough guys of cinema.  I don’t think anyone but Russell could have pulled it off.


25.  An American Werewolf in London:  Like John Carpenter’s The Thing, I’d heard a lot of negative stuff about this movie before I rented it, but just minutes in and I loved the Hammer Horror vibe, the humor, and the surprising twists.  I laughed and jumped and marveled at the horror.  The effects are some of the best put to film, the cast is extremely charming, and the story wonderfully tragic.


24.  The Iron Giant:  The design and animation are excellent, but the story is the thing.  A lonely boy living in Cold War era Maine finds and befriends a giant robot from outer space.  It’s a good movie all around, but the ending.  Man, it gets me.  Superman indeed.  Niagara Falls.


23.  The Virgin Spring:  A beautifully filmed medieval story that straddles Ingmar Bergman’s symbolic and visceral sides comfortably.  It’s gut-punch brutal and lyrically mystical in turns.  A family’s love, the destruction of innocence, and the calculated vengeance of a grieving man.  This was the movie that made me a Bergman fan, and it’s a darned fine film.  Human ugliness displayed in a beautiful package.


22.  Coffy:  The rough, tough, and sexy Pam Grier shotguns her way through the criminal underworld as a one-woman war on corruption.  Reveling in the weird fashion and décor of the 70s, while slinging slang and splashing house-paint blood, it may not be the best Blaxploitation (Trouble Man, maybe?) or the best Pam Grier film (Jackie Brown), but it’s my favorite, and my go-to.  It’s the film that brought me to the genre, and the one I find myself popping in the DVD player most often.


21.  Alien:  A fantastic cast of characters, stunning production design, wonderfully slow then nightmarishly fast pacing, and one of the most beautiful creatures ever designed.  It’s a haunted house on a space ship.  It’s a creature feature.  It’s a pretty darned good slice-of-life science fiction film.  Everything about this film is top notch.  But I think it really comes down to the script and performances.  (See my detailed review here).



-Matthew J. Constantine

Sunday, September 14, 2014

A Fistful of Influence! (Matt’s Picks)


    OK, everything Brad said in his post on this same subject.  These aren’t necessarily my favorite films, but these are five of the films that shaped who I am as a movie viewer.  Movies have been a big part of my life for as long as I can remember, becoming all the more so when we got a spankin’ new VCR and color TV in the mid 80s.  These movies represent a few important street signs on the road map of my life in film.



5.  Star Wars:  Growing up in the 80s, Star Wars and the renaissance of genre films that followed in its wake was like a warm blanket I wrapped myself in.  The toys, the bed sheets, the Underoos, sure.  But the movies themselves.  To a lonely kid who spent much of his time inside with a TV, the Star Wars films were trusted friends.  And Star Wars itself was the beginning of it all.  I love all things (almost) science fiction, and I never held with the idea that you were either a Star Wars or a Star Trek person (the 60s Star Trek remains one of my favorite TV shows, and if I did a list like this for TV it would be right near the top).  But Star Wars had a lasting impact, even with all the later tainting of my love that came with the dreaded prequel trilogy and overdose of merchandising.


4.  Fist of Legend:  I’d watched a few Chinese martial arts films before I watched this Jet Li film, mostly Jackie Chan stuff.  But it was while watching this movie that I realized Kung Fu films could be more than just stunts and bad dubbing.  They could also be about stuff.  They could also have compelling characters and solid plots.  They could also tap into genuine emotions.  Fist of Legend has some excellent fights, but it’s a good movie, too.  So, in a way, it was the movie that really introduced me to Kung Fu films.


3.  The Phantom Empire: This Gene Autry serial was a very early viewing for young Matt the Lad.  Not only did it make me fall in love with the idea of the movie serial, but I also became captivated by the mix of genres (here Cowboy Musical and Science Fiction).  Over the years, bits of this film were always floating around in the back of my head, leaking into my fiction and into my choices of movie rentals.

What could I possibly have found to like in this?

2.  Coffy:  When I broke up with my high school girlfriend, I suddenly found myself with more time and more money than sense.  Being me, instead of re-directing those resources into doing something that would improve my life, I descended into a black whole of video rental madness.  For a couple years, I watched more movies than I could possibly count.  I mean, I watched EVERY DANGED THING I could get my hands on.  And while I’d been aware of Shaft, and I knew there were Grindhouse films that had been made in the 70s, I was largely ignorant of them, and knew little of Blaxploitation beyond a few articles in film texts.  But one night, walking through the stacks at the local Front Row Video (yeah, it wasn’t even Movie Gallery, yet), I spotted a very sexy picture of Pam Grier looking out at me from a video box.  I was in love, and my movie lust found yet another new direction to stretch.


1.  Raiders of the Lost Ark:  Almost everything about me, my tastes, and my interests eventually leads back to seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark at the old Bangor Opera House when I was five years old.  I wanted to be Indiana Jones.  I wanted to fight Nazis, travel the globe, find ancient cities, have love affairs with feisty brunettes, and live in Hollywood’s version of the 1930s.  Pulp, history, geography, the desert, the jungle, nature, religion, and so many other life long interests started here, not to mention my eventual love and fascination with the films and the era that inspired it.



-Matthew J. Constantine


Monday, May 26, 2014

Dork Hero: Pam Grier

I know we've talked a lot about her on this blog, but sometimes it's worth reminding folks how awesome Pam Grier is.  Today, on her birthday, I'm thankful for all the joy she has brought to me over the years.



Five Favorite Pam Grier Movies:
5) Hit Man
4) Friday Foster
3) Foxy Brown
2) Jackie Brown
1) Coffy


-Matt

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Matt’s Week in Dork! (2/19/12-2/25/12)


Other Men’s Women:  A kind of douchy guy starts hanging with his swell chum and said chum’s understanding wife.  All’s well for quite some time, until Douchy McDouche and the cute young wife get a taste of something extra.  Before they can go too far, McDouche takes his leave, but not soon enough.  Problems and troubles.  Blindness, drunkenness, and lots of coffee.  Pretty good movie, though the end, like a lot from the pre-Code days, is kind of bent.  Still not sure what James Cagney is doing in the movie, other than dancing.


The Purchase Price:  Barbara Stanwyck is a torch singing floozy, who flees the life and ends up in an arranged marriage in North Dakota.  OK, sure.  The weird premise ends up working for the most part, and the leads are all quite charming.  It’s a fun old timey romantic comedy with lots of colorful characters and adventures.


The Wall Street Mystery:  This short film is feels like a TV show episode from 30 years later, but it’s enjoyable in a light sort of way.  Though, yikes.  The horribly racist portrayal of the elevator attendant.  Wow.  The investigating doctor is an odd bird, that’s for sure.


Platinum Blonde:  This movie is the berries.  A wise cracking reporter gets a hankerin’ for a rich dame, breaking the heart of his best friend (also a dame!).  Whatever it was that Jean Harlow did to men in her day, she does not do to me.  She’s got comic timing and acting talent, but her sex symbol status is beyond me.  Loretta Young, however, has a certain doe-eyed pluck I find quite charming.  The movie takes on the idle rich as a working man is tempted by the luster of wealth.  Is he a bird in a gilded cage?


A Perfect Murder:  I can’t help it.  I want Michael Douglass to succeed at every turn.  First off, his wife is awful.  Secondly, her boyfriend is a douche.  And thirdly, Douglass is just so danged charming.  The film is extremely 90s, with its no nudity clause sex scenes and almost made for TV, over sanitized feel.  But frankly, Douglass’ reference to a woman as a “Castilian femme fatale” alone was worth the price of admission.  It does serve to remind me just how much I don’t care for Gwyneth Paltrow.  How did she have a career again?


Frisco Jenny:  A young woman from the wrong part of town takes on the world with her wits and cunning.  She’s anything but an angel, but she has one light, her son.  Adopted by a family with money, makes good; better than he’d ever have made with his mother.  Jenny tries to be the young man’s guardian angel, but her shady life and sordid history will haunt them.  The movie follows an interesting path, leading to an interestingly filmed and edited courtroom scene.  Ruth Chatterton gives a heck of a performance as the title character.


The Studio Murder Mystery:  Donald Meek is back as the weirdass doctor/investigator, on the prowl for a good mystery.  His cop buddy that keeps calling him in is great, too.  Just a big dumb lug.  Look, Meek is a strait-up creeper.  I have no idea why they made more than one of these shorts.  And there’s a dude that looks like Nic Cage (once again…vampire?).


Midnight Marry:  “I’ll give you a ring sometime…Maybe.”  A hard-luck kid gets chewed up and spit out by the system, turning into a wild child.  Loretta Young plays the corruptible young woman in this bleak movie about crime, poverty, and the depths of life on the street.  The Depression hit’s the streets like a gut punch.


Terror of the Bloodhunters:  Lacking in the dubious charm of a Corman movie of the same era, this movie is just a bit too dull, and not quite sensationalist as it should be.  The cast is easily forgotten, nor are there any particularly fun or memorable moments.  It is.  That’s about it.


Liane: The Jungle Goddess:  Bad dubbing and awkward, somewhat exploitative stock footage go along with a moderately attractive woman who doesn’t seem to mind taking her top off.  Not at all a good movie, it’s kinda amusing in its way.  Pretty typical of the ‘blonde jungle girl’ subgenre of lowbrow adventure films.


Metropolis:  OK, I know I’ve reviewed this before.  Probably several times.  Heck, I’ve seen this movie countless times (in myriad versions).  But, seeing the complete version, on the big screen at the AFI Silver, with a live band, was a real thrill.  And seeing it with a friend who had never seen it, and another who had never seen any silent film before was a special treat.  What a way to first experience the movie.  And it is a heck of a film.  You can see the roots of so many movies over the decades in its visuals and concepts.  And of course, like many true classics, its messages and themes are as timely today as when it was filmed.  One thing I really like about the movie is that the villains aren’t truly evil.  Even mad scientist Rotwang can be sympathized with.  He is a wronged man, lost in grief, and driven to set things right, not some soulless monster.  And it might be corny, but the overall theme that the head and the hand must be mediated by the heart is something I genuinely believe.  I appreciate the visceral and the cerebral, the high and the low, the mind and the body, the civil and the brutish, order and chaos.  Balance.


Tarzan, The Ape Man:  In an EXTREMELY loose adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ classic adventure novel, Tarzan appears as a dumb, if handsome, doof.  A plucky young woman enters his life, screams and complains a lot, and romance is born.  There are some pretty cool bits, but I can’t help wishing the book had served as more than a source of a title.  And am I nuts, or are those Indian elephants with prosthetic ears?  I’m not a biologist or anything, but they don’t look right.


Tarzan Escapes:  Much of the goofiness of the first film remains.  But dang if Maureen O’Sullivan doesn’t look seriously hot.  For some reason, Tarzan is still an idiot.  One would think that simply being around Jane and listening to her talk would have taught him a thing or two, but alas, he still does little more than parrot her words.  This movie also makes use of stock footage from previous films.  Watch out for ju-ju, man.  On-gawa.


Coffy:  The movie that made me fall in love with Pam Grier and Blaxploitation, Coffy is crazy.  It’s violent, deviant, filled with memorable characters and performances (not always good, but memorable none the less), and lots of flesh.  If you want a taste of Ms. Grier, the subgenre, or if you’re already a fan but haven’t seen this, check it out.  It’s a must.


Heroes for Sale:  “It may be the end of us, but it’s not the end of America.”  The horrors of war and the winds of fate take their toll on two men.  A fortunate son who turned yellow in the trenches ends up with awards and accolades, while a workaday schlub gets injured and hooked on morphine.  But schlub or no, he’s got grit and makes good.  But, as with a lot of movies from the time, things don’t go well for too long.  The system crushes all.  And after our hero has been chewed up and spit out, he gets stepped on and ground into the pavement.  It’s no shock that folks in the Depression would identify with movies like this.


    And Ben and I checked out a couple TV shows; John Adams, The Outer Limits, and The Twilight Zone.  John Adams seems pretty interesting.  I need to finish it off one of these days.  It’s not an era I’m especially familiar with, but should be.    And of course, I love me some classic anthology sci-fi.


    I also got through the second disk of Smiley’s People, which I’m enjoying much more than Tinker Taylor Sailor Spy.  It’s a good series, with a slow building tension that makes me hungry for the next episode.



       Book wise, I finished the Halo novel I’ve been picking at for a while.  It was a good deal of fun to read, and I’m interested in what the next one will bring.


    With all that, I still managed to host a second game night, which went quite well, I thought.  I’ll post about that later.


-Matt

Monday, February 28, 2011

28 Days of Blaxploitation (sort of)

Our friend over at My Year In Crime has just finished a month featuring one of my favorite film genre (meta-genre?), Blaxploitation.  In honor of that, I decided to re-publish an article I did last year on the same subject.  This was original posted elsewhere on 2/28/2010.


According to Wikipedia, Blaxploitation is: “a film genre that emerged in the United States in the early 1970s when many exploitation films were made that targeted an audience of urban black people; the word itself is a portmanteau of the words "black" and "exploitation." Blaxploitation films were the first to feature soundtracks of funk and soul music. These films starred primarily black actors.”


For me, the genre represents an updating of Film Noir.  Working mostly outside of, or on the periphery of the Hollywood film industry, these movies were often filmed on shoestring budgets with casts of mostly unknowns.  Hard luck mainstream actors would often show up for a pay check, so they could add a ‘name’ to the bill.  But working in such a way allowed filmmakers to make stylistically and conceptually interesting films that the mainstream movie industry didn’t have the stomach for.  Like Noir, the films tended toward darker stories and characters, often dealing with crime as a central theme.  The movies usually dripped with sex and violence, much like their Film Noir predecessors (though due to relaxed restrictions, more graphically).  Chances could be taken and boundaries could be pushed because budgets were often kept so low, and returns could be quite high.  And some fantastic talents got their starts, both behind and in front of the camera.


Like Film Noir, the genre has no clear and solid definition.  It’s very difficult to say, ‘this film is’ or ‘this film isn’t.’  To a degree, it becomes a matter of taste.  One can debate what movie is the ‘first’ Blaxploitation film.  Is it Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song?  Or is it Shaft?  Is Shaft really Blaxploitation at all, or simply a 70s cop movie with a black actor in the lead?  Much like Noir, the debates can be endless.  I tend to be pretty liberal in my interpretation of what qualifies.  Still, I ended up watching some movies this month that I don’t feel quite fit.  These are the starred titles.  For whatever reason, in hindsight, I don’t think they count.  And I can certainly see Trick Baby and The Spook Who Sat by the Door being questioned, as well, but they had enough elements that I kept them on my list.


This list is hardly complete.  Many of my favorites aren’t even on here, because I didn’t get to them this year.  Trouble Man, Foxy Brown, and That Man Bolt, just to name a few.  At the tail end of the list is a modern film directly inspired by the original Blaxploitation movies.




1) Cleopatra Jones:  In spite of some pretty good production values, and a few cool scenes, this is not one of the better Blaxploitation films I’ve seen.  Tamara Dobson plays the title character, an international woman of mystery, brought back to her home town when evil drug dealing Shelley Winters attacks her favorite charity.  Winters is at her repulsive best, and her goofy, greasy haired assistant Tony is great.  But Dobson is kind of dull in the lead, and her martial arts are about as convincing as latter day Steven Seagal.  I kept wanting more Bernie Casey, who is woefully underused.  This feels like it could have easily been better, but something is missing. 


2) Black Gunn:  Though the story is pretty standard, this movie is elevated by an army of great character actors. The music is great, and Jim Brown is good in the lead. The villains and various allies, like Martin Landau, Bernie Casey, and Bruce Glover (Crispin Glover's dad) are all great. Even small parts like the hood who gets knocked around in the bowling alley are well played and interesting. And the expected violent climax keeps getting more and more outrageous as it goes on. If you're in the mood for some Blaxploitation, this is a pretty good choice. Not up to Coffy levels, but better than many.


3) Trick Baby:  A good script and solid acting make up for a low budget in this very good conman movie.  When a pair of hustlers pull the wool over the wrong mark, they bring down the wrath of a crooked cop and an angry mobster.  Based on a novel by Iceberg Slim (Robert Beck), it captures the excitement and the danger of life as a conman.  Check this one out. 


*4) Thank God it’s Friday:  Oh, man.  Where does one begin?  This movie is one of those common to the late 70s and early 80s where a bunch of odd people all descend on a specific location and comic hijinks ensue.   The problem is that someone forgot to add the comic part.  Extremely annoying people stand around and act really dumb while playing extra crappy disco music for an hour and a half.  Eventually the Commodores come out and play a dreadful, boring song.  Then the film ends.  Donna Summers stumbles around, looking vaguely confused for a good portion of the film, and also sings a song which sucks.   The movie is really, really bad.  I can only imagine the people involved were dusted on a LOT of coke, else there’s really no excuse for this kind of shoddy work. 


5) The Mack:  Mackin’ ain’t easy.  Unfortunately, sitting through this film wasn’t either.  The typical fall, rise, and fall again story could have been saved had the lead actor, Max Julien been charismatic in any way.  He’s supposed to be a svengali type character, but comes off as a lifeless Matthew McConaughey instead.  I just don’t see him controlling a bunch of prostitutes.  Still, the supporting cast is good.  Don Gordon as the racist cop and Richard Pryor are especially good.  Having long heard about this film, I ended up being pretty disappointed upon finally seeing it.  There are certainly good bits to be sure.  But overall, I just found it dull.  The documentary about making the film that appeared on the DVD ended up being far more interesting.


6) Black Samson:  Dashiki?  Yup.  Lion-headed staff?  Yup.  Actual, living lion sitting on the bar?  You know it.  Samson has all it takes to keep the streets safe in this fairly by the numbers, but very entertaining flick.  Cool dude, Rockne Tarkington is Samson.  Go-to tough jerk William Smith is the racist villain.  There’s plenty of snappy dialog and a few good knock-down drag-out fights.  And, yeah, there’s a lion.


7) Three The Hard Way:  When you team up Jim Brown, Jim Kelly, and Fred Williamson, you know there’s going to be some serious business.  The guys kick a lot of butt, blow up a lot of stuff, and shoot a lot of guns.  Jim Brown has a team of topless dominatri (what’s plural for dominatrix?…never thought I’d have to ask that) on call, so you know this movie is nuts.  Check this one out for sure.  Then check the guys out in Take a Hard Ride, their next movie together. 


8) Super Fly:  Solid performances help this somewhat standard story of a criminal trying to go straight.  There are some excellent sequences and awesome music.  And Julius Harris is excellent in his brief role.  Ron O’Neal is great in the lead.  Worth a watch but not amazing.


9) Mandinga:  Good golly.  Another Italian rip-off; another terrible film.  Chock full of nudity and poorly performed violence, this is sort of the essence of ‘exploitation’ cinema.  Unfortunately, like a lot of Italian films from the 70s, it’s also quite boring.  At least they tried to make up with it by playing the same repetitive music over and over again for the whole danged movie.  If you’re in the mood for crap, take a look.  Otherwise, don’t bother.


10) Three Tough Guys:  This film is a touch slow, and pretty low quality, but enjoyable.  Ex-cop Isaac Hayes and priest Lino Ventura team up to kick some criminal butt.  Fred Williamson plays a rare villainous character.  There are some good lines and a few cool scenes.  And the priest riding around on his ten-speed to get some butt kicking done is fun to watch.  OK 70s cheese if you can get past the low quality of the film stock/DVD transfer.


*11) Greased Lightening:  About a third of the way into watching this film, I started to think to myself that it felt like a bio-pic.  Turns out, it is.  Richard Pryor plays Wendell Scott, the first black driver in NASCAR.  The early part of the film, which starts with Scott’s return from the Second World War, is a great deal of fun.  He teams up with friends to run moonshine in what kept reminding me of an episode of The Dukes of Hazaard.  As the film progresses, in typical bio-pic fashion, things begin to happen with little context, like his sudden friendship with Beau Bridges’ Hutch, or his rivalry with Beau Welles.  Still, there are some very good parts, and Pam Grier looks absolutely amazing in the first half of the film.  The movie does have a somewhat slow pace, perhaps because of its episodic nature.  I was surprised to find out after watching it that it was just over an hour and a half.  It felt much longer.  I won’t say I was bored, but it was slow.  Certainly not amazing, but a pretty good movie.


12) The Harder They Come:  This is the story of an extremely unlikable jerk who moves from the country to the city with a dream of being a singer.  He treats everyone like garbage while expecting everyone to love him.  When things don’t go his way, he steals, kills and basically does whatever he wants.  This is all set against the ultra depressing backdrop of Jamaica.  And, if that doesn’t sell you, it’s also really slow paced.  After fifteen minutes, I disliked the lead so much my attention started to drift.  It’s a very unpleasant movie.


*13) Uptown Saturday Night:  A fantastic cast does a great job in this comic misadventure.  It gets a touch slow in the middle, but for the most part, this is a very enjoyable movie with Sidney Poitier staring and directing, Bill Cosby as his best friend, and a parade of cameos.  The mobsters, played by Harry Belafonte and Calvin Lockhart are especially good.  Their sequence at the church picnic had me rolling on the floor (best comically timed zoom I’ve seen in a while).  There is a bit of strong language, and some violence, but most of it is for the sake of comedy, and it’s not brutal at all.  Even in the shootouts, nobody actually gets hit (like watching a GI Joe cartoon).  If you’re in the mood for a good, fun, lighthearted comedy, check this one out.


14) Bucktown:  Fred Williamson leads a cast of heavy hitters in a cool story about power and corruption.  Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease, as Williamson’s character discovers when he recruits his big city friends to clean up his dead brother’s hometown.  The audio on this movie is a bit spotty.  However, it’s full of some great performances and has some awesome dialog.  And the finale is crazy.  Really crazy.  My one complaint with the movie is Pam Grier’s role.  She’s playing a weak sort of character and she doesn’t wear it well, shrieking and whining much of her dialog.  It may be my least favorite performance from one of my favorite actresses.  This is a really cool blaxploitation film, and a must watch for fans of the genre.


15) Black Shampoo:  This movie is surreal.  It starts out as a cornball comedy, with writing about on par with the average porn (“But I didn’t order a pizza”).  John Daniels is wonderfully awful in the lead.  He’s supposed to be a super-lover that all the women dig, but he comes off as an awkward dullard.  There’s plenty of nudity, lots of bad jokes, and some surprisingly good music.  Then things take an unexpected turn for the dark and violent.  With about fifteen minutes to go, things get really bad.  Lots of people die, in ugly ways.  I have no idea why there’s a sudden shift in tone, but it’s jarring.  Of course, a good deal of this film is jarring, and that’s half the fun.  Oh, man, the cowboy picnic.


16) Slaughter:  A fairly standard plot is improved by some funky direction and some nasty violence. Jim Brown, Stella Stevens, and Don Gordon are a lot of fun to watch, and Rip Torn is awesomely crazy as the racist villain (his final scene had my friends and I laughing pretty hard). This is certainly good for some laughs, especially at the hair and acting of the mob boss.  Slaughter is a solid Blaxploitation film.


17) Slaughter’s Big Rip-Off:  A step down in the crazy factor from the first film, this movie is also sadly lacking Don Gordon as Slaughter’s buddy.  However, it’s still pretty good.  Jim Brown is typically cool in the lead.  And there’s plenty of over the top violence.  Ed McHahon has fun as the evil boss and Brock Peters has a memorable, if small role as a jerk cop.  A good, but not especially great film, and a good companion to Slaughter and Black Gunn.  I was bummed there wasn’t a third film, as the ending of Slaughter’s Big Rip-Off hints at something that could have been a lot of fun.


*18) Let’s Do it Again:  Bill Cosby and Sidney Poitier team up again in this spiritual follow up to Uptown Saturday Night.  The cast of great stars and character actors is even longer than the first movie’s, with Jimmy Walker and John Amos, as well as Julius Harris and Ossie Davis.  If the idea of Jimmy Walker playing a boxer is funny to you, or if you enjoy the actors, check this one out.  There are some very funny gags and great little bits.  And Poitier seems a bit more comfortable with comedy than he was in Uptown.  Check this film out for some good clean fun.


*19) Car Wash:  This is one of those sort of hap-hazard ensemble cast films that doesn’t have much of a plot.  Instead we see a ‘day in the life’ of an L.A. car wash and its staff of odd ducks.  Some stories are better than others, and the cast is fantastic (look out for a young Tim Thomerson).  But by its very nature it’s uneven.  Some characters and their story lines aren’t especially interesting.  Still, it’s pretty funny at times, and certainly worth watching.


20) Dynamite Brothers:  Hippie fight!  Extras from BJ and The Bear square off against the cast of a Shaw Brothers film in this wacky 70s gem.  Timothy Brown and Alan Tang are forced together in a quest to fight drug pushers and find Tang’s long lost brother.  Pimps, pushers, Chinese drug lords, open shirts, and lots of red paint for blood.  The editing is laughably bad, as is the film’s sense of geography (why was an apartment across the street in one scene, and across town in another?  Why when you look left on any given busy city street can you find a block of burned out, semi-abandoned buildings?  Hang on; wasn‘t he just driving in the mountains?).  Great fun, and a good watch with like minded friends in the mood for cheese.



*21) Mother, Jugs, and Speed:  There is a lot of good in this movie.  But the movie isn’t very good.  It’s one of those depressing comedies that were so popular in the 70s, like MASH.  You know, plenty of odd, bawdy jokes (most not very funny), interrupted by people getting shot to death, suicide, etc.  But, that said, Bill Cosby owns this movie.  His performance is so good, I kept hoping the film would get better somehow to match it.  And when the combination of characters from the title finally happens, it’s great.  But it comes so late in the film that it makes you wish the film had started there instead.  There is a good idea at the center of this film, and a good cast.  But it never comes together.


22) Abar: Black Superman:  Shockingly bad acting, exceptionally low production values, and some seriously ham-fisted moralizing make this goof-ball movie a blast.  The actors are wonderfully stiff.  There are great sequences where the actors are clearly reading off cards.  They didn’t do retakes.  Stumbling over dialog is common.  And everyone is painted with the broadest of strokes.  Everyone white is evil.  Any black person who doesn’t live in the ghetto is a sell out.  It takes forever to get the ‘Black Superman’ element of the film, but when it happens…Well, not all that much changes.  It’s still a really poorly made film.  But dang, it’s entertaining. 


23) The Spook Who Sat by the Door:  In spite of what must have been a low budget, this film looks fantastic and has a strong cast.  This is a movie that could never have been made at that time within the Hollywood system.  The closest Hollywood could come was Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, which had to bury its social relevance in science fiction and makeup.  Lawrence Cook is great in the lead, as a man playing the long game, setting plans that take years to mature.  As one of his women says, he’s a quite guy, but one you don’t mess with.  He’s my kind of hero, a thinker who can still take care of business if it’s called for.  And with plans all his own, taking orders from none.  Like any political/protest film, this movie paints many characters with broad strokes, and its politics are a touch simplistic.  However, the point of a movie like this isn’t to be ‘realistic’ but to provoke thought.  And it does.  Check this one out.


24) Blackenstein:  Surprisingly enough, this movie is poorly made, with awful acting and shoddy editing.  But it’s OK, because Dr. Winifred Walker is there.  At times, it seems like introducing Dr. Winifred Walker (played by Ivory Stone) or pointlessly dropping in ‘DNA’ into various sentences was all the script actually called for.  Ultra-dramatic music plays at totally inappropriate times.  They get all the use out of set pieces from the original Frankenstein set that they can.  The madness (and stupidity) is all presided over by Dr. Stein (played by Dick Van Dyke look alike John Hart).  A really, really awful movie that is sure to please those looking for some MST3K style fun with friends.


25) Savage!:  James Inglehart is not a particularly interesting leading man, but this movie is still fun to watch.  Today we have Prague.   In the 90s, it was Vancouver.   In the 80s it was Argentina.  But in the 70s, if you didn’t have a lot of money, you went to the Philippines.   Lots of very dangerous looking stunts, tons of extras, and some beautiful scenery add to this low budget movie.  Genre regular Carol Speed and former go-go dancer Lada Edmund Jr. (?) play Savage’s lady warriors as he leads a revolution against an oppressive regime (which, of course includes actor Vic Diaz, go-to Pilipino villain).  There’s lots of gunplay.  Some pointless nudity.  Not really a lot of plot.  All that was missing was Pam Grier and Sid Haig.


26) Hit Man:  This adaptation of Ted Lewis’ novel Jack’s Return Home (which also served as the basis of both versions of Get Carter) sees Bernie Casey as the tough dude coming back to town to avenge his brother’s death.  Casey is smooth and dangerous, and I’ve never understood why he wasn’t a bigger star.  The film is grim and relentless, and the last act is bloody and brutal.  There is some humor, but the story is very bleak.  The film also features a young Pam Grier in one of her earlier roles.  If you enjoy brutal revenge films like Point Blank and Death Wish, or want to see another take on the story of Get Carter, check this one out.


27)  Black Belt Jones:  Ooooooo!  Jim Kelly smacks, cracks, rocks, and socks a bunch of drug dealing mobsters.  Oyyyyyyyy!  And he hooks up with the lovely Gloria Hendry.  Ooo! Ooo! Waaaaaah!  The villains are silly; the fights frequent and involved (and often in slow-motion).  Hoyeeee!  I’m pretty sure the score lifts a bunch of samples from the Omega Man soundtrack, which is a bit odd.  OoooWohooo!  And the climactic battle is extremely wacky.  HAAAA!  Check this one out for some lighthearted fun and martial arts zaniness.  WaaChaaaaa!  And really, what’s with all those strange sounds Kelly makes while fighting?  OhhhhHaa!


28)  Black Dynamite:  Solid!  This comic homage to the Blaxploitation genre is smart, funny, and just darned cool.  Michael Jai White busts some jive turkeys and does some crazy kung fu as he follows corruption all the way to the top (ALL the way).  It’s chock full of tons of references for fans.  And the nice thing is that while it’s certainly a comedy, it’s respectful in its own way of the movies that inspired it.  Many of the supporting actors capture the essence genre regulars, too.  Tommy Davidson is doing Antonio Fargas.  Byron Minns does his best Rudy Ray Moore.  And Michael Jai White manages to capture a little Jim Brown, a little Richard Roundtree, and a bit of Fred Williamson at the same time.  And then there’s young Pam Grier look-alike Salli Richardson-Whitfield.  The music is spot on, as well.  If you’re a fan of the genre, this is a must.


That was my 28 Days of Blaxploitation for February of 2010.  I saw a lot that was new to me, and that’s always a pleasure.  I watched a couple old favorites while I was at it.  But, as I said above, this is not a complete list.  If you’re new to the genre, let me make a few suggestions with my current top 10 list. 

10. Hell Up in Harlem
9. Three The Hard Way
8. Shaft’s Big Score
7. That Man Bolt
6. Trouble Man
5. Bucktown
4. Friday Foster
3. Truck Turner
2. Slaughter
1. Coffy


 -Matt