Showing posts with label The Dark Knight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Dark Knight. Show all posts
Friday, September 5, 2014
Dork Art: Batman & Robin like a Rolling Stone
Oh. My. God. I love this so much. Artist Marco D'Alfonso has done it again, the man is just a monster when it comes to satirizing The Dark Knight. Batman & Robin is an easy film to hate on. It's terrible. But then I met my buddy Robert, and he showed me the light when it comes to liking this fabulously neon beauty. Batman, you see, can withstand a myriad of interpretations. Not everything has to be Frank Miller. In fact, thank god that's not the case. Give us Adam West! Give us The Brave & The Bold! Give us Christian Bale! Give us Batfleck! Don't worry! If it's not to your liking, The Dark Knight will morph again soon enough. If you're reading this, I'm pretty sure you already have your favorite Batman. So why don't you give Joel Schumacher's weird ass flick another try? You might roll your eyes, but I'm betting you'll get a good laugh and some serious enjoyment.
--Brad
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Brad's Week in Dork! (1/12/14-1/18/14)
Wow, I really knocked em out this week. A double feature of Dr. Strangelove & Buckaroo Banzai at The Alamo on Sunday launched me into a Peter Weller-A-Thon I was not expecting to partake. But then the retail plague took over my life, and I pretty much bunkered down in the apartment, and did nothing else except watch movies. Not too different from my normal day to day activities, just accelerated. Next week I need to get back to my comics, gotta finish Sailor Twain for book club, and Grant Morrison's Animal Man is singing her siren song.
Dr. Strangelove Or - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb: Yikes. This is one angry film. Behind every snarky laugh, or straight up goofy punchline, you can feel the daggers of Stanley Kubrick's white hot rage. Not at the (doomsday) machine, but at the careless dolts who run it. The underground politicians, the meek military minions who should know better, the marching order pilots with the bomb between their legs - there are a million and one scenarios that could save us from total annihilation, but we can't be bothered to back down. Dr Strangelove is a tremendously silly movie with bumbling fools named Jack D Ripper & Bat Guano helping our way to THE END, but every chuckle is accompanied by a pang of guilt. On this latest rewatch I was reminded of the recent assault from Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street. Both films are comedies by way of auteur wrath - searing condemnations against America's head-in-the-sand populace. No wonder Strangelove drove The Wife to tears, as the credits rolled she could not bring her self to eek one giggle while a Nazi Scientists sprung to life, and mushroom clouds littered the landscape. Hi-Larious? God no. But...yes.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension: James Bond. Indiana Jones. Buckaroo Banzai. The holy trinity of cool. These are the guys 8 year old Brad wanted to grow up to be, role models for my developing morality and lady killer destiny. The thing is though, he may not be as popular these days, but Buckaroo Banzai has Bond & Jones beat in the coolness department. Not just a super spy or a nazi smashing archeologist (although I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Banzai's done a bit of that too), Buckaroo is a bestselling rock 'n' roll scientist neurosurgeon adventurer who breaks dimensional barriers as easy as ringing a bell. Possibly the first film to truly understand the appeal of a comic book universe, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai drops its audience into its wild world of Red Lectoids & watermelons, and lets you catch up rather than explaining its peculiarities. That's a lesson more movies should learn; it's not about the origin, it's about the hero in the thick of it, whether it's Buckaroo Banzai, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Superman, Spider-Man, or The Wolverine. So, is the world finally ready for a rebooted Buckaroo Banzai Against The World Crime League? Probably not. The 1980s seems like the only decade to properly spring such oddball fruit, but I'm willing to watch if you're will to try Hollywood.
Leviathan: Such a wannabe film. John Carpenter's The Thing + James Cameron's Aliens = nice try. But it's fun to watch George P Cosmatos work out his aspirations. Peter Weller is obviously the best thing about this movie - his One Minute Manager struggling to handle his asshole minions (I'm looking at your Daniel Stern!), and that's before the fishy genetic monstrosity starts downsizing the staff. It's a goofy movie with an obviously shoddy practical effect hiding in the shadows, but there is enough charm in the players to make Leviathan a passable movie night. The question remains, is Deep Star Six the superior aquatic retread? It's been a decade or two, but I think I'll side with Leviathan - gotta snag Deep Star for the rewatch.
Robocop: "Somewhere there is a crime happening." How many times have I watched Robocop? 50? 100? A lot is the answer. I don't even know how to talk about it anymore. It's hilarious. It's badass. It's genius. Paul Verhoeven directed both a sendup of consumerism and a righteous action film filled with the best bloodwork of the 1980s. Kurtwood Smith and his gang of tyrants are possibly the scariest batch of hoods in cinema history, and I find it impossible to separate myself from the first time I saw them butcher Officer Murphy with their cackling shotgun fire. It's the first murder on screen that truly disturbed me as a child, and for years I could not watch the movie without fastforwarding through the opening execution. I don't know what Jose Padilha's remake has to offer, but a PG-13 shoot 'em up seems to miss the point of Verhoeven's massacre. Robocop is a heightened attack on Gordon Gecko's America, and if you loose yourself in the torrents of red, you might miss the giant middle finger stretching out from the Netherlands. But it is also undeniably a glorious genre picture with cyborgs and CEOs.
Of Unknown Origin: Certainly one of the strangest forgotten gems of yesteryear. Peter Weller is Bart Hughes, a yuppie businessman climbing the corporate ladder while basking in the success of his recent town house renovation. Everything is just gravy until a beastly little rat tears a hole in his dishwasher's drainage line. A small beginning that quickly escalates to all out war between vermin and man. Don't believe the trailers or the poster. Yes, this is a horror film. But there is not mutant monster here. No supernatural terror. The villain here is simply an NYC rat and Peter Weller's deteriorating sanity. As much as I enjoy films like Tombstone, Cobra, Leviathan, and First Blood Part II, Of Unknown Origin is George P Cosmatos's masterpiece. This is a claustrophobic siege film in which the terror burrows up from within, the rat in the walls as well as the one nibbling inside Weller's brain. Another film scratching at the villainy of greed, and possibly the best character to showcase Weller's talent - the entire film thrives on his ability to crumble in front of us. No one talks about Of Unknown Origin, but now is the time for its moment in the sun. The DVD is long out of print, but you can snag one pretty much anywhere for less than 10 bucks. It's worth the blind buy.
Lone Survivor: This is a tough movie. And it sparks complicated emotions from this viewer. It's a helluva story. Based on the book by Marcus Luttrell and ghostwriter Patrick Robinson, four Navy seals battle it out against a hundred Taliban soldiers in the mountains of the Kunar provence, after they release a shepherd and his two sons from their custody. The film is absolutely punishing. Obviously, the title is a spoiler, and you go into the story knowing that these guys are doomed. It's nearly a sadomasochistic act waiting and watching these guys catch bullets in their bodies and crash down the mountainside. My heart was in my throat for the entire film, but when the Afghan Villagers took up arms against the Taliban I suddenly felt the pangs of the "Based On A True Story" hypocrisy. All films are fiction. Whether their narrative or documentary. A camera is present, so is a storyteller. There might be truth to be found, but Lone Survivor is not a FACT, and it bothers me when people react to "True Stories" as Truth. The machine gunning villagers just felt wrong, and the movie absolutely fell apart for me at that point. Marcus Luttrell committed a noble act in bringing this story to the public. He wanted to tell the story of those friends he left on the mountain. But it's also big business now. He's making a lot of money on this tragedy, and however virtuous his action may be, that collection of wealth bothers me a little. And the liberties the film takes nag on me. The film Lone Survivor is certainly a rousing saga of military triumph, and I'm weary of criticizing something that has become so (wrongfully) politically charged. But Lone Survivor is a fiction - like Saving Private Ryan, The Dirty Dozen, and Battleship. Filmmaker Peter Berg seriously loves and respects the armed forces, so do I, but I'm reaching a point where our blind belief in the True Story distracts from what should simply be a Good Story. And I recognize this as a weird (possibly hypocritical) point of view coming from the guy who put Pain & Gain on his Top Ten Films last year. Like I said at the start, complicated emotions here.
Bottle Rocket: In anticipation of the March release of The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Wife and I decided to work our way through Wes Anderson's films in chronological order. She had never seen Bottle Rocket before, and my last (& only) experience with Anderson's first movie was a negative one. Not sure what my initial problem was, but on this second go-round I really took to Luke Wilson's romantic plight - it feels like a dry run on to the mentally fragile heartache found later in The Royal Tenenbaums. Is there another actor out there who can pull of Sweet as perfectly as Luke Wilson? Every expression, a bird's broken wing. Owen Wilson is also fantastic as the film's bad influence. He's an imp, a sad creature desperate to remain attached to his childhood buddy. I'll take a million Dignans over one You, Me, & Durpee. It's impressive how well formed Wes Anderson's world already is in this first venture into filmmaking, even when he's still working out his artificial world - the slomo, the soundtrack layering, the color palette. Some herky jerky story beats, but Bottle Rocket succeeds more often than it fails.
You're Next: John Carpenter's name gets thrown around a lot when talking about this festival crowd pleaser, but it's less Michael Myers then it is Assault on Precinct 13. What begins as a run-of-the-mill stalk & slash cabin film quickly transforms into a root 'em, toot 'em table-turner in which Sharni Vinson steps up to the predatory challenge. In that regard, the film actually feels like a tip of the hat to Ridley Scott's Alien - a haunted house picture in which the likely heroes are dispatched and the audience is left with one badass Final Girl to cheer on. You're Next is not a peek-from-the-cover horror, it's an action fist-pumper worthy of your raucous popcorn screams.
Short Term 12: VODed this in the middle of the week, and I'm left curious as to why this film ranked at the top of several critic's Best Lists last year. Brie Larson is the lead supervisor of a residential treatment facility, not quite juvenile detention, and certainly not a hospital. Got a problem child? Dump 'em here. Shortly after college I spent some time teaching English & Creative Writing at a private school for troubled kids, and I felt a lot of those frustration pangs rise to the surface while watching this movie. However, I never connected with Larson's relationship troubles or her twenty something worries. I don't flat out reject this film the way I did Frances Ha, but I also recognize that the psychological troubles of youth do not interest me anymore (if they ever did). There is sweetness in this story, and some strong performances. It probably is Brie Larson's best work to date and I look forward to future roles.
Thief: "Lie to no one." After penning some solid teleplays for shows like Starsky & Hutch and Police Story, Michael Mann entered cinemaland with a straight up crime classic. James Caan's journeyman thief has a lot in common with Richard Stark's Parker series - he's just there for the job. Don't get in his way, and he'll pay you no nevermind. Stand between him and his score, or him and prison, and you'll get dropped quick. Mann is obviously entranced by the process of burglary, and his camera lingers on the minutia of the job. The director is obsessed with getting the fiction right. He goes as far as placing known thieves in the roles of detectives, and actual Chicago cops in the roles of henchmen (the most famous being Dennis Farina). The film is slick as hell, with some gorgeous night shooting that tingles with Tangerine Dream's neon synth score. I've seen this film a handful of times, but the 4K Restoration on the new Criterion Blu Ray reveals an array of details I'd never noticed before (ex. Caan's sideburn scar), and it's essential for fans of the underworld subgenre.
Elite Squad - The Enemy Within: Picking up several years after the first film, Wagner Moura is still heading up Rio De Janeiro's Elite Squad despite a dissolved marriage and a son drifting into liberal ideology. His second in command Andre Ramiro is a Frankenstein Monster of sorts, and when a prison riot escalates into a quick-trigger assassination the Brazilian people turn against Moura's necessary fascism. Just when you though Rio was a Dante-like Inferno, the government corruption sinks to new horrific depths, and no white shining morality goes unscathed. The Enemy Within is a solid sequel to the original horror show, but I feel about it the same way I feel about The Godfather Part II - I got the gist in the first film, and I pretty much already saw where this film was going to take its demons after the original's credits rolled. Again, the message being, don't go to Rio.
Twenty Feet From Stardom: For the first time ever, I have already seen all of the Best Picture films nominated for the Academy Awards. The only categories I need to bone up on are Best Actress & Supporting Actress (gotta see August: Osage County), Best Animated Film (haven't seen a single nom), and just two films in the Best Documentary Category - both of which I tackled this week. Twenty Feet From Stardom is a fluffy, glorified VH1 Behind The Music about the unsung background singers behind Michael Jackson, Bruce Springsteen, Ray Charles, etc. It's fun enough. Lethal Weapon's Darlene Love naturally being the highlight for me. However, the idea that this is the frontrunner, when powerhouse docs like The Act of Killing & The Square (see below) are standing next to it seems like another idiotic example of America's head-in-the-sand mentality. After all, another feel-good musical, Searching For Sugarman, took home the gold guy instead of the far superior, socially conscious docs like 5 Broken Cameras & How To Survive A Plague.
The Driver: "I'm going to catch the cowboy that's never been caught...dessssspperado..." Ryan O'Neal is an impossible to catch getaway driver who captures the dogged determination of police detective Bruce Dern after one too many successful robberies. Too bad Dern is not the star. His wildman cuckoo routine is endlessly watchable, but O'Neal is a big sack of human boredom. His dead eyed stares are less cool then they are annoyingly dull. The man has no emotion. He drifts through the screenplay, playing googoo eyes with the mysteriously sultry Isabelle Adjani, but things don't get exciting until he hands the reigns over to the stunt drivers. Walter Hill knows how to crash a car. When the engines are racing, and the various array of cardboard boxes are getting smashed, The Driver is certainly watchable. And again, Bruce Dern spitting foul hate and screaming whacko at his mollycoddle partner is delightful. Watch his movie, ignore O'Neal's, and you can have a good time with The Driver.
A Fantastic Fear of Everything: Simon Pegg plays a disgraced children's author who abandons talking hedgehogs for London's most vile serial killers. Unfortunately, his exploration of the Jack The Rippers of this world has driven him into a catatonic state of agoraphobia (as well as various other maladies). Who doesn't love Simon Pegg? Assholes. But I gotta admit that he makes poor picture choices outside of his Edgar Wright pairings (Star Trek & Paul not withstanding). A Fantastic Fear of Everything has its moments thanks to Pegg's commitment to fear, but the story deteriorates into a mediocre mystery involving launderettes and finger chopping. I wanted to love it, but after I finish typing this sentence, the film will most likely drop from my memory immediately.
The Square: In 2011, Egyptian filmmaker Jehane Noujaim was determined to document the people's revolution, in which thousands of Christians & Muslims gathered in the Tahrir Square in Cairo in an effort to overthrow President Hosni Mubarak. But once they succeed...The King Is Dead, Long Live The King. Noujaim had several years to record these events, and The Square practically takes us up to the present day, and thanks to Netflix it can stream into your home tonight. Idealists find their cause shaken, but not shattered. What is victory? What is loss? It's a powerful piece of journalism, and if not for the revelatory experience that is The Act of Killing, I'd give Oscar to The Square.
Drive: "You look like you're hard to work with." What is this? My tenth rewatch? Sounds about right. This time around I can't help but see the influence of both The Driver & Thief. The opening scene is a straight up lifted from Walter Hill, and Ryan Gosling's anonymous wheelman has the facebashing meanness of James Caan mixed with Ryan O'Neal's don't-give-a-shit blankness. Drive is homage cinema, and I'm not sure it quite elevates it the way a Tarantino film can sometime achieve. But it's slick, cool, and twisted. It respects its characters enough to take them through the black hole of violence and leave them appropriately shattered. Until that last breath in the second to last shot. Hope? In a Refn picture??? Yep. This is also my first time through the film post-Breaking Bad & Inside Llewyn Davis, so I found myself paying close attention to both Bryan Cranston & Oscar Isaac. Cranston's gimpy Shannon is light years away from Walter White, a soft low-rent entrepreneur who shakes hands with all the wrong people. Almost from the moment he walks on screen you know he's fish bait. Isaac's reformed convict is just a puppy dog. It's a cliche story the audience doesn't bother to sympathize with because it's simply the catalyst to spring Gosling's Driver into action. Still, I believe every word he says at his Welcome Home party. Drive is a fun crime film. But it's no Only God Forgives, a film that currently ranks at the top of Refn's work for me.
The Dark Knight Trilogy: "There are many forms of immortality." Are you ready? Christopher Nolan's Batman Saga is my absolute favorite cinematic trilogy. Sorry to Star Wars, The Godfather, and The Lord of the Rings. All fine films, but The Dark Knight Trilogy is the only set of films that takes its material as seriously as the comic books. This is Frank Miller's world, Neal Adams's world, Jeph Loeb's world, etc, etc. Batman Begins is still my favorite of the batch. It's the only story (including comic books and animated series) to truly detail the psychology of Bruce Wayne. The use of fear is exceptional - young Bruce's fear of bats essentially kills his parents, that fear becomes his weapon, and Ra's Al Ghul uses it to assault the people of Gotham. Of course the Scarecrow has to be involved. The Dark Knight is the only comic book film to up the villain ante and succeed. The Joker is Gotham's response to the presence of The Bat Man and the dream of Harvey Dent's savior smashing upon the rocks. And The Dark Knight Rises takes the saga to its epic heights with the siege of the city dropping its players into a Dickensonian nightmare. The films are not without their flaws, like any trilogy, but I can forgive the exposition and the questionable shakey cam battles and even the leaps in logic. I am simply thankful for the gravitas Nolan grants these characters. An epic worthy of David Lean.
--Brad
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Adam West's Batman Surfs Onto DVD!
Well this is POP! BAM! WOW! Today on their blog, DC Comics announced via Conan O'Brien's twitter feed that the 1960s Batman TV show starring Adam West & Burt Ward is finally coming to DVD. It's about frickin' time, right? It's been a long, tedious conversation involving various rights issues and I honestly thought the day would never come. Last year saw some headway as licensing deals between Warner Brothers and 20th Century Fox were struck in order to produce Hot Wheels, Action Figures, Barbies, and statuettes. If they could play nice over toys, I guess the inevitable home video release was not too far behind. But the question remains, will anyone buy a copy after decades of comic convention bootlegging? I sure hope so.
Not too long ago, when Frank Miller's Dark Knight & Tim Burton's Caped Crusader were the tough new reality of costume crime fighting, it was cool to hate on the pop art of Adam West. But times are a changing, the world of nerdom is stretching, and thanks to folks like Kevin Smith & Grant Morrison, Adam West can be cool again. Like most kids my age, I adored the show in my youth but grew apart when my cynical teens kicked in. It took my friend Robert to reintroduce me to the joys of the Dynamic Duo. He snagged one of those bootlegs a few years back and we paired a couple Julie Newmar episodes with Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin for a Movie Night. His intense love for the Dayglo Cowl opened my eyes; the great thing about Batman is that he can support every kind of genre. We all love Miller's neck cracking badass and Bruce Timm's noir avenger, but we're not too cool to enjoy the silly of King Tut or the weird of Book Worm. West's Batman explored the insanity of comics. The lark of it. And it's an essential part of the characters history.
No word yet on an actual release date, but let's hope it's sooner rather than later. And let's also hope there is some massive, ridiculous box set in the shape of a William Shakespeare bust to sit on my mantel. Wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts. Hope The Wife isn't watching too closely because I'm going to spend every last dime on "Holy Memorabilia, Batman!" Until then, let's enjoy some brief Bat-Clips.
--Brad
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Dork Art: Hero Complex's Gallery Show "Arch Nemesis" Hits L.A.
This Friday, the Hero Complex gallery will be hosting their Arch Nemesis show in Los Angelas. I certainly won't be making that trip, but thanks to Crome Yellow we can enjoy a nice little preview. Artists such as Marko Manev, Paul Shipper, Matt Ferguson, Michael Latimer, Eric Dyer, and Matt Tobin will have work on display and their topics range from the Caped Crusader to Optimus Prime to The Wizard of Oz. A lot of good pieces, but Manev's Joker seen above is my absolute favorite. Really damn scary. And Rey Taira's Hall of Justice painting seen all the way down at the bottom? I saw that in person at last year at Comic Con. It's a real beaut too.
--Brad
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Matt’s Week in Dork! (12/9/12-12/15/12)
Oh, man. I Doctor Who’ed out for the first two thirds of the week. Man, I love that show. I focused mostly on Tom Baker stories. Otherwise, I was mostly busy with work, which took up a good deal of my time. Though I did get some reading done. Two non-fiction books I’ve been picking away at, and Y: The Last Man.
Doctor Who: The Pyramids of Mars: The Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith go back to 1911 to deal with a mummy, possession, and some ancient evil alien action. With a lot of the Gothic vibe of Hammer, a bit of Universal’s monster movie look, and a dose of Agatha Christie and Arthur Conan Doyle, this is one of the better Earth based stories. Sarah Jane is a bit less screamy here, too. That’s nice. Good actors and good locations help a lot.
On Sunday, Ben and I decided to sit down and watch the Christopher Nolan Batman Trilogy. It’s a heck of an undertaking, as each movie is well over two hours long.
Batman Begins: Anyone who has heard me blather on about comic book/superhero movies knows I don’t care much for origin stories. Look at Iron Man as a prime example. You can call almost every moment and event before it happens, because it follows the pattern of origin stories so slavishly. Yet, in spite of that, Batman Begins is still my favorite and I think the best Batman to ever grace the silver screen. Excellent direction, good script, top notch cast. And it’s a really good story about the creation of an icon, the purposeful design of an alter-ego and the forging of a will. It’s a sweeping story, crossing the globe, but centered on Batman’s traditional home, Gotham.
A break for lunch and the comic shop were in order. Tried a new pizza place in Vienna. Not too bad.
The Dark Knight: This is a good sequel, and a good middle film, taking the hero into a dark place, where he is forced to confront his opposite, The Joker, and his own ideal corrupted, Harvey Dent. Unfortunately, I don’t think this movie is as strong as it could, and should have been. Partly, it seems too scattered. I’d have rather had either The Joker or Two-Face. Doing both doesn’t work. And I think, focusing on the Joker, and having Harvey only become Two-Face in the finale would have been more powerful (setting up for some kind of later confrontation). And, unlike the first or third film, you really feel its runtime. It’s only about ten minutes longer than the first, but feels much longer. I think the last 30 to 40 minutes could have been largely cut or altered to move much quicker and be more dramatic. Still, it has plenty of good stuff.
The Dark Knight Rises: The final chapter in this masked vigilante epic is pretty darned epic and sweeping. Here we really get into the idea of the idea. Batman is more than Bruce Wayne. He’s bigger than any one man. Even when that man is broken and exiled, Batman must go on. With a story that ties deeply into the first film, and takes Bruce, Batman, Gordon, and Gotham itself to the brink and beyond It is a very worthy ending.
A really excellent trilogy. Epic in scope, action packed, and filled with cool characters and crazy plots. Taken as a whole, it’s a very good story.
Doctor Who: The Face of Evil: “You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views…” The Doctor shows up on a primitive world of superstitious savages. But pieces of technology and hints of something big are strewn about. And who is this Evil One everyone keeps mistaking the Doctor for? He teams up with a young savage girl, Leela, who has been questioning the beliefs of her tribe. Things become even more complicated when the Doctor and Leela cross an energy field to find another group of people, very different from the savages, and an ancient secret connected to the Doctor himself. It’s a pretty fun story. And of course, it introduces one of the Doctor’s best companions, Leela. If I hadn’t already been a fan of the show, the introduction of Leela probably would have hooked me.
Doctor Who: The Horror of Fang Rock: “Gentlemen, I’ve got news for you. This lighthouse is under attack, and by morning we might all be dead…heh.” The Doctor and his deadly companion Leela end up on a lonely island with a lighthouse and an incoming fog. A falling star, fog, a mysterious death, weird cold, power problems. What’s it all mean? Nothing good, to be sure. Things get more complicated when a bunch of jerks get shipwrecked. More bodies for the slaughter. This story has always been among my favorites. The old time (30s, I think) era and awesome secluded setting, Leela, and a bunch of fun characters. Man, I wish Leela had stuck around longer. Her episodes are always a bit cooler.
Doctor Who: Destiny of the Daleks: “Oh, look! Rocks.” The Doctor returns to a planet which seems familiar. Rocks…radiation…Oh, crap. It’s Skaro! The Daleks have come back to their wasted world looking for something. And some creepy silvery Egyptian looking folks, along with a bunch of cosmic castaways are looking to cause some trouble for our old tin-can friends. What will the Doctor and Romana II do? I’ve always kind of liked this story; probably more than it deserves. I think it’s largely because I like the look of the weird silvery aliens, and I always wanted to see them come back.
Doctor Who: Nightmare of Eden: “W-Work FOR? I don’t work for anybody. I’m just having fun.” Two space shops get locked together, and a crazy German is using way better than 3D tech to capture alien creatures in crystals. You know, that old story. Things get complicated when weird creatures start getting out. Strange monsters. Killer plants. Drug dealers. Fun stuff. Apparently, this was a very troubled shoot. But it was a perfectly enjoyable story.
Hitchcock: “Hold the ‘cock.’” I’m generally not a fan of bio-pics, but that’s because they’re generally lacking in focus, trying to hit the highlight reel of a person’s life. Those few good ones typically pick an event and zoom in on it, which is the case here. By centering on the making of Psycho, the filmmakers are able to look at the artist at the height of his career, with all his skills and flaws well established. The actors all sink their teeth into playing the various personas, and do a pretty good job. I think the movie was probably a bit nice to the man, frankly. He seems to have been something of a monster, in reality. But, while his quirks and obsessions do play into things, he seems like a pretty good chap at the end of the day. If I have a complaint about the movie, it’s that they actually spend very little time on the nitty-gritty of filmmaking. There are a few sequences of filming, but very few. A bit more of the technical stuff, including a bit more of the editing/post work would have been nice to see; a bit more of the genius actually at work. But the relationship between Hitchcock and his wife is kind of heartwarming…in a way.
Abraham Lincoln VS Zombies: “Chamberlain, that’s enough!” I sometimes wonder if The Asylum instructs their actors to suck more. But then, I know some folks who made a movie, and the worst actor in the movie was the one professional. As folks wander around some historic parks, occasional zombies fall before the switchblade-scythe of Honest Abe. The movie is pretty lame, and while it had a few fun moments, was fairly bland. The guy playing Lincoln wasn’t bad. I’d have liked more of him fighting, and less of his band of spec-ops troops.
Doctor Who: Earthshock: “Even under the threat of death, he has the arrogance of a Time Lord.” Adric is all depressed and stuff, so he tries to convince the Doctor to return to E-Space. While trying to plot a course back to that alternate dimension, they stumble across a mystery (shocking!). Earth’s future, a missing group of archeologists, creepy robot ninjas, some soldiers, lots of caves. And then a space freighter. This story has a pretty shocking ending, really. And a great, memorable exit for a long running character.
Detour: A dumb schmuck hitchhiking cross country in search of his dame gets picked up by a blabbermouth sexual predator. When Handsy McGrabby finally stops jawing about the woman he tried to grope, he goes and croaks, and our loogen doesn’t know what to do. Being as he’s so smart and all, he decides to dump the body and takes the guys jack, duds, and bus. After all, he doesn’t want anyone to think he did anything wrong. Everything seems jake when he comes across a wild-eyed, hard drinking, sex hungry dame with a quick tongue and emotions that shoot back and forth faster than a tennis ball at Wimbledon. She knows what he done, and she’s going to use it to get rich or die trying. He’s in over his head, and doesn’t have a clue how to swim. Low budget, and occasionally wonky, this is still a pretty cracking flick with some broken folks doing ugly to each other.
2103: The Deadly Wake: Look, I love these little sci-fi schlock movies that try to go for something way beyond their budget. This one has some charm, and Malcolm McDowell gives a solid performance (though the rest of the cast is pretty much crap). But it’s over long, and several things happen kinda at random. This is best expressed by the magic fight with the cyborg killing machine (Wait! There’s a cyborg killing machine? Wait! There’s magic?). A better script, a few better supporting actors, and this might have been pretty good. As is, it’s fairly forgettable.
For Greater Glory: Holy frickin’ crap, Peter O’Toole is so danged old and crazy looking. This cloyingly Catholic movie is basically a propaganda film about the evils of secularity and questioning the religious and expecting them to live by the same rules as everyone else. As is typically the case, the loving and peaceful followers of a ‘religion of peace,’ pick up weapons and start killing their way back to power. It’s hard to feel bad for an organization responsible for so much death and crimes against humanity, or for those hungry to murder and die in its name. This movie even tries to gloss over the faithful’s atrocities by making them not really the fault of the men who committed them (he was forced to kill all those people and desecrate bodies; he accidentally burned all those innocent civilians to death on that train; etc. Oops). Do I think governments should ban the practice of whatever mumbo-jumbo people believe in? No. But theocracy, always the eventual goal of those who mix religion and politics, has only one result, human misery. Religion as state (Saudi Arabia) or state as religion (North Korea). It is the same. So, throughout this movie (which is quite long), I kept thinking about movies like Rambo III or The Living Daylights, where the resistance fighters we’re supposed to feel for will go on to great evil. Murder, rape, child killing, torture. It’s all part of God’s plan, or something. Anything can be justified in the name of a character from an old book, the vaguer the understanding of that character, the more can be justified. The movie does have a bunch of solid actors, from Andy Garcia to Bruce Greenwood. It’s well made, but the ultimate message feels dirty; stained with darkness and blood. That much more when you know what these Christian warriors made of their country. A good lesson of this movie? If you’re a woman smuggling ammunition to the underground, stop dropping your bullets all over the place as soon as soldiers show up!
The Outlaw Josey Wales: “Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.” Driven mad by the slaying of his family, an old solder goes a’hunting for revenge. Lots of ugly characters and weird folk populate the post-Civil War world, and Josey doesn’t have much to say to any of ‘em, except maybe with bullets. This is 70s PG, so it’s not for the kids. It features, among other things, a very disquieting attempted rape, and plenty of brutal violence. Lots of classic character actors, including a bunch of western regulars. Some beautiful scenery, more than a taste of danger, the hope of the frontier, and the sadness of failure. The stuff of the great westerns. Heck, you can almost (I stress, almost) see what Eastwood saw in Sondra Locke here, too. Her creepy huge eyes give her a sweet sort of innocence that makes her almost cute, when she’s not horrifying.
Beyond the Law: Lee Van Cleef, a staple of the Spaghetti Western sub-genre, is back with his charming laugh and sinister stare. And he doesn’t like it when rude dudes talk nasty to burlesque dancers. This is a fun little movie with a few clever plays on genre standards.
Apache Blood: Shoddy editing, and all the hallmarks of low budget film do nothing to help the uninteresting plot and characters. It takes inspiration from the same source as the much better Man in the Wilderness. But it’s plodding, with really bad acting and script. It has the look of something made for television.
I read the first hardcover volume of Y: The Last Man, our next graphic novel book club selection. Dang, it’s good, but brutal. And the second volume is even more wild. Rough stuff. The third volume is more of the same. Makes for pretty sprawling epic that transcends comic books.
-Matt
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