Showing posts with label Michael Mann. Show all posts
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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Brad's Week in Dork! (1/12/14-1/18/14)


Wow, I really knocked em out this week.  A double feature of Dr. Strangelove & Buckaroo Banzai at The Alamo on Sunday launched me into a Peter Weller-A-Thon I was not expecting to partake.  But then the retail plague took over my life, and I pretty much bunkered down in the apartment, and did nothing else except watch movies.  Not too different from my normal day to day activities, just accelerated.  Next week I need to get back to my comics, gotta finish Sailor Twain for book club, and Grant Morrison's Animal Man is singing her siren song.


Dr. Strangelove Or - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb:  Yikes.  This is one angry film.  Behind every snarky laugh, or straight up goofy punchline, you can feel the daggers of Stanley Kubrick's white hot rage.  Not at the (doomsday) machine, but at the careless dolts who run it.  The underground politicians, the meek military minions who should know better, the marching order pilots with the bomb between their legs - there are a million and one scenarios that could save us from total annihilation, but we can't be bothered to back down.  Dr Strangelove is a tremendously silly movie with bumbling fools named Jack D Ripper & Bat Guano helping our way to THE END, but every chuckle is accompanied by a pang of guilt.  On this latest rewatch I was reminded of the recent assault from Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street.  Both films are comedies by way of auteur wrath - searing condemnations against America's head-in-the-sand populace.  No wonder Strangelove drove The Wife to tears, as the credits rolled she could not bring her self to eek one giggle while a Nazi Scientists sprung to life, and mushroom clouds littered the landscape.  Hi-Larious?  God no.  But...yes.


The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension:  James Bond.  Indiana Jones.  Buckaroo Banzai.  The holy trinity of cool.  These are the guys 8 year old Brad wanted to grow up to be, role models for my developing morality and lady killer destiny.  The thing is though, he may not be as popular these days, but Buckaroo Banzai has Bond & Jones beat in the coolness department.  Not just a super spy or a nazi smashing archeologist (although I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Banzai's done a bit of that too), Buckaroo is a bestselling rock 'n' roll scientist neurosurgeon adventurer who breaks dimensional barriers as easy as ringing a bell.  Possibly the first film to truly understand the appeal of a comic book universe, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai drops its audience into its wild world of Red Lectoids & watermelons, and lets you catch up rather than explaining its peculiarities.  That's a lesson more movies should learn; it's not about the origin, it's about the hero in the thick of it, whether it's Buckaroo Banzai, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Superman, Spider-Man, or The Wolverine.  So, is the world finally ready for a rebooted Buckaroo Banzai Against The World Crime League?  Probably not.  The 1980s seems like the only decade to properly spring such oddball fruit, but I'm willing to watch if you're will to try Hollywood.


Leviathan:  Such a wannabe film.  John Carpenter's The Thing + James Cameron's Aliens = nice try.  But it's fun to watch George P Cosmatos work out his aspirations.  Peter Weller is obviously the best thing about this movie - his One Minute Manager struggling to handle his asshole minions (I'm looking at your Daniel Stern!), and that's before the fishy genetic monstrosity starts downsizing the staff.  It's a goofy movie with an obviously shoddy practical effect hiding in the shadows, but there is enough charm in the players to make Leviathan a passable movie night.  The question remains, is Deep Star Six the superior aquatic retread?  It's been a decade or two, but I think I'll side with Leviathan - gotta snag Deep Star for the rewatch.


Robocop:  "Somewhere there is a crime happening."  How many times have I watched Robocop?  50? 100?  A lot is the answer.  I don't even know how to talk about it anymore.  It's hilarious.  It's badass.  It's genius.  Paul Verhoeven directed both a sendup of consumerism and a righteous action film filled with the best bloodwork of the 1980s.  Kurtwood Smith and his gang of tyrants are possibly the scariest batch of hoods in cinema history, and I find it impossible to separate myself from the first time I saw them butcher Officer Murphy with their cackling shotgun fire.  It's the first murder on screen that truly disturbed me as a child, and for years I could not watch the movie without fastforwarding through the opening execution.  I don't know what Jose Padilha's remake has to offer, but a PG-13 shoot 'em up seems to miss the point of Verhoeven's massacre.  Robocop is a heightened attack on Gordon Gecko's America, and if you loose yourself in the torrents of red, you might miss the giant middle finger stretching out from the Netherlands.  But it is also undeniably a glorious genre picture with cyborgs and CEOs.


Of Unknown Origin:  Certainly one of the strangest forgotten gems of yesteryear.  Peter Weller is Bart Hughes, a yuppie businessman climbing the corporate ladder while basking in the success of his recent town house renovation.  Everything is just gravy until a beastly little rat tears a hole in his dishwasher's drainage line.  A small beginning that quickly escalates to all out war between vermin and man.  Don't believe the trailers or the poster.  Yes, this is a horror film.  But there is not mutant monster here.  No supernatural terror.  The villain here is simply an NYC rat and Peter Weller's deteriorating sanity.  As much as I enjoy films like Tombstone, Cobra, Leviathan, and First Blood Part II, Of Unknown Origin is George P Cosmatos's masterpiece.  This is a claustrophobic siege film in which the terror burrows up from within, the rat in the walls as well as the one nibbling inside Weller's brain.  Another film scratching at the villainy of greed, and possibly the best character to showcase Weller's talent - the entire film thrives on his ability to crumble in front of us.  No one talks about Of Unknown Origin, but now is the time for its moment in the sun.  The DVD is long out of print, but you can snag one pretty much anywhere for less than 10 bucks.  It's worth the blind buy.


Lone Survivor:  This is a tough movie.  And it sparks complicated emotions from this viewer.  It's a helluva story.  Based on the book by Marcus Luttrell and ghostwriter Patrick Robinson, four Navy seals battle it out against a hundred Taliban soldiers in the mountains of the Kunar provence, after they release a shepherd and his two sons from their custody.  The film is absolutely punishing.  Obviously, the title is a spoiler, and you go into the story knowing that these guys are doomed.  It's nearly a sadomasochistic act waiting and watching these guys catch bullets in their bodies and crash down the mountainside.  My heart was in my throat for the entire film, but when the Afghan Villagers took up arms against the Taliban I suddenly felt the pangs of the "Based On A True Story" hypocrisy.  All films are fiction.  Whether their narrative or documentary.  A camera is present, so is a storyteller.  There might be truth to be found, but Lone Survivor is not a FACT, and it bothers me when people react to "True Stories" as Truth.  The machine gunning villagers just felt wrong, and the movie absolutely fell apart for me at that point.  Marcus Luttrell committed a noble act in bringing this story to the public.  He wanted to tell the story of those friends he left on the mountain.  But it's also big business now.  He's making a lot of money on this tragedy, and however virtuous his action may be, that collection of wealth bothers me a little.  And the liberties the film takes nag on me.  The film Lone Survivor is certainly a rousing saga of military triumph, and I'm weary of criticizing something that has become so (wrongfully) politically charged.  But Lone Survivor is a fiction - like Saving Private Ryan, The Dirty Dozen, and Battleship.  Filmmaker Peter Berg seriously loves and respects the armed forces, so do I, but I'm reaching a point where our blind belief in the True Story distracts from what should simply be a Good Story.  And I recognize this as a weird (possibly hypocritical) point of view coming from the guy who put Pain & Gain on his Top Ten Films last year.  Like I said at the start, complicated emotions here.


Bottle Rocket:  In anticipation of the March release of The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Wife and I decided to work our way through Wes Anderson's films in chronological order.  She had never seen Bottle Rocket before, and my last (& only) experience with Anderson's first movie was a negative one.  Not sure what my initial problem was, but on this second go-round I really took to Luke Wilson's romantic plight - it feels like a dry run on to the mentally fragile heartache found later in The Royal Tenenbaums.  Is there another actor out there who can pull of Sweet as perfectly as Luke Wilson?  Every expression, a bird's broken wing.  Owen Wilson is also fantastic as the film's bad influence.  He's an imp, a sad creature desperate to remain attached to his childhood buddy.  I'll take a million Dignans over one You, Me, & Durpee.  It's impressive how well formed Wes Anderson's world already is in this first venture into filmmaking, even when he's still working out his artificial world - the slomo, the soundtrack layering, the color palette.  Some herky jerky story beats, but Bottle Rocket succeeds more often than it fails.


You're Next:  John Carpenter's name gets thrown around a lot when talking about this festival crowd pleaser, but it's less Michael Myers then it is Assault on Precinct 13.  What begins as a run-of-the-mill stalk & slash cabin film quickly transforms into a root 'em, toot 'em table-turner in which Sharni Vinson steps up to the predatory challenge.   In that regard, the film actually feels like a tip of the hat to Ridley Scott's Alien - a haunted house picture in which the likely heroes are dispatched and the audience is left with one badass Final Girl to cheer on.  You're Next is not a peek-from-the-cover horror, it's an action fist-pumper worthy of your raucous popcorn screams.


Short Term 12:  VODed this in the middle of the week, and I'm left curious as to why this film ranked at the top of several critic's Best Lists last year.  Brie Larson is the lead supervisor of a residential treatment facility, not quite juvenile detention, and certainly not a hospital.  Got a problem child?  Dump 'em here.  Shortly after college I spent some time teaching English & Creative Writing at a private school for troubled kids, and I felt a lot of those frustration pangs rise to the surface while watching this movie.  However, I never connected with Larson's relationship troubles or her twenty something worries.  I don't flat out reject this film the way I did Frances Ha, but I also recognize that the psychological troubles of youth do not interest me anymore (if they ever did).  There is sweetness in this story, and some strong performances.  It probably is Brie Larson's best work to date and I look forward to future roles.


Thief:  "Lie to no one."  After penning some solid teleplays for shows like Starsky & Hutch and Police Story, Michael Mann entered cinemaland with a straight up crime classic.  James Caan's journeyman thief has a lot in common with Richard Stark's Parker series - he's just there for the job.  Don't get in his way, and he'll pay you no nevermind.  Stand between him and his score, or him and prison, and you'll get dropped quick.  Mann is obviously entranced by the process of burglary, and his camera lingers on the minutia of the job.  The director is obsessed with getting the fiction right.  He goes as far as placing known thieves in the roles of detectives, and actual Chicago cops in the roles of henchmen (the most famous being Dennis Farina).  The film is slick as hell, with some gorgeous night shooting that tingles with Tangerine Dream's neon synth score.  I've seen this film a handful of times, but the 4K Restoration on the new Criterion Blu Ray reveals an array of details I'd never noticed before (ex. Caan's sideburn scar), and it's essential for fans of the underworld subgenre.


Elite Squad - The Enemy Within:  Picking up several years after the first film, Wagner Moura is still heading up Rio De Janeiro's Elite Squad despite a dissolved marriage and a son drifting into liberal ideology.  His second in command Andre Ramiro is a Frankenstein Monster of sorts, and when a prison riot escalates into a quick-trigger assassination the Brazilian people turn against Moura's necessary fascism.  Just when you though Rio was a Dante-like Inferno, the government corruption sinks to new horrific depths, and no white shining morality goes unscathed.  The Enemy Within is a solid sequel to the original horror show, but I feel about it the same way I feel about The Godfather Part II - I got the gist in the first film, and I pretty much already saw where this film was going to take its demons after the original's credits rolled.  Again, the message being, don't go to Rio.


Twenty Feet From Stardom:  For the first time ever, I have already seen all of the Best Picture films nominated for the Academy Awards.  The only categories I need to bone up on are Best Actress & Supporting Actress (gotta see August: Osage County), Best Animated Film (haven't seen a single nom), and just two films in the Best Documentary Category - both of which I tackled this week.  Twenty Feet From Stardom is a fluffy, glorified VH1 Behind The Music about the unsung background singers behind Michael Jackson, Bruce Springsteen, Ray Charles, etc.  It's fun enough.  Lethal Weapon's Darlene Love naturally being the highlight for me.  However, the idea that this is the frontrunner, when powerhouse docs like The Act of Killing & The Square (see below) are standing next to it seems like another idiotic example of America's head-in-the-sand mentality.  After all, another feel-good musical, Searching For Sugarman, took home the gold guy instead of the far superior, socially conscious docs like 5 Broken Cameras & How To Survive A Plague.


The Driver:  "I'm going to catch the cowboy that's never been caught...dessssspperado..."  Ryan O'Neal is an impossible to catch getaway driver who captures the dogged determination of police detective Bruce Dern after one too many successful robberies.  Too bad Dern is not the star.  His wildman cuckoo routine is endlessly watchable, but O'Neal is a big sack of human boredom.  His dead eyed stares are less cool then they are annoyingly dull.  The man has no emotion.  He drifts through the screenplay, playing googoo eyes with the mysteriously sultry Isabelle Adjani, but things don't get exciting until he hands the reigns over to the stunt drivers.  Walter Hill knows how to crash a car.  When the engines are racing, and the various array of cardboard boxes are getting smashed, The Driver is certainly watchable.  And again, Bruce Dern spitting foul hate and screaming whacko at his mollycoddle partner is delightful.  Watch his movie, ignore O'Neal's, and you can have a good time with The Driver.


A Fantastic Fear of Everything:  Simon Pegg plays a disgraced children's author who abandons talking hedgehogs for London's most vile serial killers.  Unfortunately, his exploration of the Jack The Rippers of this world has driven him into a catatonic state of agoraphobia (as well as various other maladies).  Who doesn't love Simon Pegg?  Assholes.  But I gotta admit that he makes poor picture choices outside of his Edgar Wright pairings (Star Trek & Paul not withstanding).  A Fantastic Fear of Everything has its moments thanks to Pegg's commitment to fear, but the story deteriorates into a mediocre mystery involving launderettes and finger chopping.  I wanted to love it, but after I finish typing this sentence, the film will most likely drop from my memory immediately.


The Square: In 2011, Egyptian filmmaker Jehane Noujaim was determined to document the people's revolution, in which thousands of Christians & Muslims gathered in the Tahrir Square in Cairo in an effort to overthrow President Hosni Mubarak.  But once they succeed...The King Is Dead, Long Live The King.  Noujaim had several years to record these events, and The Square practically takes us up to the present day, and thanks to Netflix it can stream into your home tonight.  Idealists find their cause shaken, but not shattered.  What is victory?  What is loss?  It's a powerful piece of journalism, and if not for the revelatory experience that is The Act of Killing, I'd give Oscar to The Square.


Drive:  "You look like you're hard to work with."  What is this?  My tenth rewatch?  Sounds about right.  This time around I can't help but see the influence of both The Driver & Thief.  The opening scene is a straight up lifted from Walter Hill, and Ryan Gosling's anonymous wheelman has the facebashing meanness of James Caan mixed with Ryan O'Neal's don't-give-a-shit blankness.  Drive is homage cinema, and I'm not sure it quite elevates it the way a Tarantino film can sometime achieve.  But it's slick, cool, and twisted.  It respects its characters enough to take them through the black hole of violence and leave them appropriately shattered.  Until that last breath in the second to last shot.  Hope?  In a Refn picture???  Yep.  This is also my first time through the film post-Breaking Bad & Inside Llewyn Davis, so I found myself paying close attention to both Bryan Cranston & Oscar Isaac.  Cranston's gimpy Shannon is light years away from Walter White, a soft low-rent entrepreneur who shakes hands with all the wrong people.  Almost from the moment he walks on screen you know he's fish bait.  Isaac's reformed convict is just a puppy dog.  It's a cliche story the audience doesn't bother to sympathize with because it's simply the catalyst to spring Gosling's Driver into action.  Still, I believe every word he says at his Welcome Home party.  Drive is a fun crime film.  But it's no Only God Forgives, a film that currently ranks at the top of Refn's work for me.


The Dark Knight Trilogy:  "There are many forms of immortality."  Are you ready?  Christopher Nolan's Batman Saga is my absolute favorite cinematic trilogy.  Sorry to Star Wars, The Godfather, and The Lord of the Rings.  All fine films, but The Dark Knight Trilogy is the only set of films that takes its material as seriously as the comic books.  This is Frank Miller's world, Neal Adams's world, Jeph Loeb's world, etc, etc.  Batman Begins is still my favorite of the batch.  It's the only story (including comic books and animated series) to truly detail the psychology of Bruce Wayne.  The use of fear is exceptional - young Bruce's fear of bats essentially kills his parents, that fear becomes his weapon, and Ra's Al Ghul uses it to assault the people of Gotham.  Of course the Scarecrow has to be involved.  The Dark Knight is the only comic book film to up the villain ante and succeed.  The Joker is Gotham's response to the presence of The Bat Man and the dream of Harvey Dent's savior smashing upon the rocks.  And The Dark Knight Rises takes the saga to its epic heights with the siege of the city dropping its players into a Dickensonian nightmare.  The films are not without their flaws, like any trilogy, but I can forgive the exposition and the questionable shakey cam battles and even the leaps in logic.  I am simply thankful for the gravitas Nolan grants these characters.  An epic worthy of David Lean.


--Brad

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Book Review: The Film Club




David Gilmour seems like a weird guy who feels like he came out of an 80s movie about life in Hollywood.  His strange, loving relationship with his ex-wife, his reaction to his son’s downward spiral of school based frustration, and his trip to Cuba.  Who lives like this?  At least he doesn’t seem to be trying to paint an overly positive picture of himself, and he is Canadian (they’re not like us…shhh!).  Still, the movie buff in me completely understands his attempt to reach another human being through the shared experience of cinematic storytelling.  There is a rawness, an opening of the heart, when you share a movie you care about with someone.  You hope that maybe they’ll feel a bit of the magic you did, or that maybe they’ll understand you in a new way you couldn’t vocalize.  And you fear that they’ll cruelly dismiss it, or even worse, not like the new understanding of you that they have.  (Seriously, watch In a Lonely Place, and you get a pretty accurate glimpse into who I am…And not the good parts).


“It was a funereal summer day, muggy and full of unattractive people.”

I had a fantastic ‘Ah ha!!!’ moment when reading about his son’s cold viewing of Breakfast at Tiffany’s.  I get so much crap for saying that Audrey Hepburn is playing a whore in the movie, but this kid totally gets it.  When you watch the movie without everyone’s cultural baggage about how amazing Audrey was, and how great Moon River is, and all that, the movie really is about a couple of prostitutes, selling themselves for a bit of money.  It’s not romantic; it’s kind of sick and sad.  I was so glad to see that someone else out there sees the film the same way I do.  “Holly Golightly a hooker?”  Yup.

Five quid for a party?

Gilmour does go on at length about Brando (and James Dean), which is one of my pet peeves.  Look, taste is taste.  I get that.  And sometimes things happen that alter the way things are done.  I get that.  But like Birth of a Nation marked a tectonic shift in film and still remains a cultural stain of shame, so Brando changed acting and remains an ugly mark on film.  For me, the movie that really made him famous, On the Waterfront, is deeply marred by his jarringly incongruous performance, where he seems like some addled drifter who wandered onto the set and everyone was just too afraid to say anything, so they kept filming.  Still, film critics love the guy.  And I guess, like Jackson Pollock, Bob Dylan, and Kurt Vonnegut, I just don’t get what all the fuss is about.


“I slipped Michael Mann’s Thief into the DVD like it was a nine millimeter clip.”

Gilmour does have a way with words, which sometimes gives his memoir an artificiality I found off-putting.  But he also has nuggets of sublime.  I found his description of time spent with a former lover; “We had committed such middle-of-the night intimacies, she and I, private things said, private things done…” to be especially affecting.  When people get close, letting down all those emotional defenses, they create secret languages of shared moments.  One of the most profound pains I’ve felt was the realization that those intimacies were at an end.  The various comforts of a relationship can be recreated with someone else, but the specific secret languages are lost to all but memory.  Actually, for a book about watching movies with a disaffected son, it has a lot about relationships, and the struggles men and boys have dealing with women and girls.  The soul blasting horror in the aftermath of a break-up, that woman you can never really have (because she doesn’t really exist), the way you can never say what you mean when it’s most important, the way you can’t help but imagine her with other men and the horror that accompanies those thoughts.  Ugly pain that settles in your bones.  Dang.  Dredged up a lot of old memories and old pains.  I don’t remember my first kiss.  But I remember breaking up with her, and it was messy.  When Gilmour refers to the times women have hurt him as “a half dozen stabbings at close range,” it rings plenty true.


“You can’t be with a woman you can’t go to the movies with.”

Whatever faults the book might have, it is clearly captivating, as I sat down to it at around 7PM on a Friday after work, and finished it about six hours later.  I’m not a one-sitting reader.  I tend to pick away at books for a week or three or eight (balancing four or five at any one time).  Granted, the book isn’t long, but it’s long enough to make my quick reading of it unusual.  And it is ultimately uplifting, which was nice.



The Film Club
Author: David Gilmour
Publisher: Twelve
ISBN: 978-0-446-19929-2

-Matt



Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Brad's Week in Dork! (5/27/12-6/2/12)


There they are.  All Five of the television Star Trek Captains in one glorious photo.  Wish I had snapped the shot, but it's the official photo provided by Wizard World for their Philadelphia Convention that was held last weekend.  And I was there.  And it provided for some of the greatest and most surreal moments of my life.  But more on that later.

Most of my Week was consumed with completing the AMC Western Hell On Wheels and gorging the entire first season of Batman: The Animated Series.  Sooooooo good.  Until The Dark Knight Rises hits I'll be feasting on all manner of Bat-related pop culture.  Cartoons, comics, movies, music, and toys.  Holy Dollar Dollar Bill Y'all, Batman!

And, yes, I finally saw West Side Story thanks to my buddy Robert.  Vibrant, technicolor glory and easily one of my favorite movie musicals.


TV OF THE WEEK!


Hell on Wheels Episodes 6-10:  Okay.  It.  Was.  O.  K.  Again, I really wanted to love this bloody show but just couldn't make it happen.  Anson Mount not only has an awesome name, but he's got the right look for the mysterious stranger figure.  And Colm Meaney is a great industrially ass bag.  And The Swede!!!!!  So damn freaky scary.  But the plots never grabbed me and I never really cared what happened to Mount or his quest for revenge.  Sure, Tom Noonan's preacher has a crazy burst of sadistic bliss that I enjoyed quite a bit and there were other moments of violence that grabbed my attention.  Still, all I wanted to watch when I was actually watching this was Deadwood.  I miss that badass program.


Batman The Animated Series Season One:  Aw yeah.  Bruce Timm's cartoon is still my favorite version of The Dark Knight.  Yep.  That's right.  More than the Christopher Nolan films.  And more than the comic books.  Bam.  The first season is fantastic, but it's still building to the eventual genius that it will become in the second and third seasons.  All your favorite rogues get their intros:  Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Penguin, Killer Croc, Clay Face, Clock King.  But, honestly, I love the mini-Godfather mob bosses that rule over Gotham.  Daggett and Thorne are the true beasts of the first season.

The Animated Series is perfect for marathonning.  Popping one disc after the other, it was no problem to consume 28 episodes in a few days.  Not every ep succeeds, there are a couple of bores in "The Underdwellers" and "Prophecy of Doom" but "Heart of Ice" defines Mr. Freeze in a way never fully realized in the comics and the same can be said for the abominable Clay Face in "Feet of Clay."  I Heart Ron Perlman.  Really looking forward to devouring the rest of the series.



MOVIES OF THE WEEK!


West Side Story:  Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet retold on the Mean Streets of New York City! It's Sharks vs Jets as Richard Beymer's Tony swoons for Natalie Wood's mambo virgin Maria, and it's an incredibly fun and vibrant musical until blades switch from pockets and the inevitable doom of young love bleeds under the freeway. As far as musicals go, West Side Story is THE Epic, why bother with anything else...unless it's The Blues Brothers or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


The Grey:  "Fuck it. I'll do it myself." After their plane crashes somewhere in the Alaskan wilderness, Liam Neeson and a handful of men unfit for mankind must fend off a pack of territorial wolves craving their fleshy bits. Not the wolf-punching actioner some might have desired, Joe Carnahan's Jack Londoner is an existential exploration on the desire to live when your faith fails you and despair takes hold. Neeson gives one of his finest performances and his hunter Ottway represents the type of manliness not often seen in modern cinema--The Grey is a film Lee Marvin or Charles Bronson would have fit snugly into, and it's nice to see that Hollywood still has the ability to produce such a testosterone stuffed spectacle.


Thief:  "I'll whack out your whole family. People will be eating them for lunch tomorrow in their Wimpy burgers and not know it." James Caan and Jim Belushi are a couple of professional thieves who bite off more than they can chew with Robert Prosky's brutal Los Angeles crime lord. Tuesday Weld is Caan's lady, a woman who thinks she can handle his violent day job but slowly comes to a sad understanding after babies are purchased and houses firebombed. Half the fun of this film is watching professionals excel at their vault cracking craft and the rest is from watching their craft fail them. The climactic slo mo & squibby showdown is great fun, and there are a couple of gun deaths that rank amongst my morbid favorites.


Drive:  After Thief I felt like I had to dive right into Drive for an Neon Noir double feature, and watching those two films back to back felt absolutely right.  I've now seen Drive five times and its charm has not faded for me.  Ryan Gosling's Driver is a seemingly simple minded brute, just waiting to focus his rage and talents onto Albert Brooks' pompous A-hole psycho gangster.  Driver's loose affection for Carey Mulligan & child is sweet as well as fairly disturbing.  And Nicholas Winding Refn's handling of both the sweetness and the bursting violence is masterful.  I really cannot wait to see what they do with Only God Forgives.


Snow White and the Huntsman:  Frankly, I had no interest in another Snow White film.  And the idea of Kristen Stewart as the red lipped beauty?  Give me a friggin' break.  That being said, I enjoyed the ever-loving-hell outta this movie.  Stewart is what you expect and Chris Hemsworth is disappointingly bland as the axe swinging Huntsman.  But Charlize Theron is a Monster.  She displays a special kind of insane rage that I haven't come across in cinema for quite some time and every second she's on screen Snow White and the Huntsman is a great film.  Unfortunately she is not the star...but if her crazy ass Queen had been the Hero of the picture than maybe we would have been treated to something brilliant.  And the Seven Dwarfs are Britishly fantastic with Ian McShane, Ray Winstone, Bob Hoskins, and Nick Frost stealing every other scene.  Also, I couldn't help but think of John Boorman's Excalibur with all the clashing armor and screaming knights...what surreal wonders could that mad director have added to this wannabe revisionist fairy tale.


COMIC OF THE WEEK!


Batman - The Black Mirror:  "Nothings okay." One of the best Bat books I've read in a long, long time. Nonetheless, The Black Mirror is a thoroughly depressing saga revolving around the selling of unique Gotham City artifacts, a corpse cut from the belly of a Killer Whale, The Joker's toxic sweat, and the return of Commissioner Gordon's psychopathic son. Bruce Wayne is off globetrotting with his Batman, Incorporated scheme leaving one-time Robin, Dick Grayson under the cape and cowl of Gotham's Dark Knight. Scott Snyder proves himself a key writer in the franchise while artists Jock and Francesco Francavilla's art paints a thick layer of dread to the already grim narrative. The final confrontation between Bats & rogue somehow manages to exceed the expectations of the demented narrative build, and it left this reader rather shaken.



ROAD TRIP OF THE WEEK!

The View from our Hotel Window

Wizard World Philadelphia:

Late Thursday night, The Wife and I arrived in Philadelphia for the latest Wizard World Comic Convention.  It had been two years since we'd last attended this particular con; we were drawn back up North at the promise of all five Star Trek Captains appearing under the same roof--in particular one William Tiberius Shatner.  Readers of this blog should already be well familiar with our obsession with The Shat and despite some rather close encounters during the San Diego Comic Con last year and the Shatner's World Broadway Show a few months back, this was the first opportunity I had at actually meeting The Man face to face.  And he did not disappoint.


In the next couple of days I'm gonna post a massive report on the Philly Wizard World, but for now all you need to know is that Shater was a super nice fellow, talked to The Wife & I much longer than expected, and signed my Shat Attack III poster....I seriously can't believe he was not only cool with plastering his name to our mad event, but also rather curious about the party shenanigans.


But it wasn't all just about Shatner.  Scored a bunch of cool swag in the Dealers Room.  Batman Brave & The Bold Hot Wheel!  Tom Whalen Art!  Snapped a lot great photos of Cosplayers.  Sat in on a batch of panels.  Quantum Leap!  Buffy!  And paid money for a bunch more autographs.  James Hong!  Dean Cain!  And, oh yeah, finally met the men behind the Twitter handles @Doubledumbass & @Aftermoviediner!

But more on that later.  Prepare yourself for a crap ton of pictures...


--Brad

Saturday, March 31, 2012

A Fistful of Gods! (Brad's Picks)


So, anyone out there actually excited for Wrath of the Titans?  No?  Yer all just going to go see the blandness that is The Hunger Games again?  Lame.  Well, I actually enjoyed the CGIriffic remake from a few years back despite another wooden performance from Sam Worthington, and even though I miss the days of yore with Ray Harryhausen's brilliant stop-motion art, it's always fun to see the Greek Gods go bananas on insignificant puny humans.  And how can you not love Liam Neeson's oh-so-shiny God armor?  But, if I were to pick my favorite cinematic incarnations of the divine they would have to be...


5. Trismegistus (The Keep): One part Hermes, one part Thoth.  I believe Michael Mann and author F. Paul Wilson are the only ones to ever play around with this monster of muscles and I don't think the film ever put a name to the red-eyed being.  Unleashed thanks to some Nazi snooping, Trismegistus might have surpassed the horrors of World War II if not for Scott Glen's mysterious (and completely incomprehensible) stranger.  Whatever the case, F that Gabriel Byrne.


4.  Thor (Adventures in Babysitting):  The God of Thunder doesn't just hang around Asgard and party with The Avengers.  Sometimes he chillaxes in New York City helping hot babysitters with their car troubles.  Sure, he's kinda gruff at first but once you give him back his winged helmet, he's all blonde smiles.


3.  God (A Serious Man):  A seriously hilarious and downright painful re-telling of Job, the god of A Serious Man puts Michael Stuhlbarg's college professor through the wringer.  His kids care only for nose jobs and F Troop, his wife falls for the slimy politeness of Sy Ableman, the Columbia House records henchman won't take "No" for an answer, his brother's boil won't seep, his antisemitic neighbor has the ideal father/son relationship, and the rabbis are useless but easy on speeches.  There's a storm coming, but what's it all mean...nothing, yer screwed.  If only his ancestors had been kinder to a Dybbuk.


2.  The Alpha & Omega Bomb (Beneath the Planet of the Apes):  So Chuck Heston thought the worst thing that could happen in this future world was a little ape uprising, but that was before he met the religious mutant zealots underground.  They're pig ugly and bassackwards but who can blame them for worshipping The End when Dr. Zaius's goons are storming the castle.   ALL HAIL THE BOMB!


1.  The Supreme Being (Time Bandits):  Sure, he's a giant luminous head when he needs to terrify a child and his gang of thieving dwarves, but at his core The Supreme Being is just a kindly suited Ralph Richardson picking up Evil's leftovers.  Robin Hood, Napoleon, Agamemnon.   It's all part of the plan.

--Brad

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Dork Art: David Amblard's Manhunters


Dig these Manhunter prints from David Amblard.  And they can be yours for a relatively cheap price, just click HERE. in a gadda da vida.

--Brad