Showing posts with label George Clooney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Clooney. Show all posts
Friday, September 5, 2014
Dork Art: Batman & Robin like a Rolling Stone
Oh. My. God. I love this so much. Artist Marco D'Alfonso has done it again, the man is just a monster when it comes to satirizing The Dark Knight. Batman & Robin is an easy film to hate on. It's terrible. But then I met my buddy Robert, and he showed me the light when it comes to liking this fabulously neon beauty. Batman, you see, can withstand a myriad of interpretations. Not everything has to be Frank Miller. In fact, thank god that's not the case. Give us Adam West! Give us The Brave & The Bold! Give us Christian Bale! Give us Batfleck! Don't worry! If it's not to your liking, The Dark Knight will morph again soon enough. If you're reading this, I'm pretty sure you already have your favorite Batman. So why don't you give Joel Schumacher's weird ass flick another try? You might roll your eyes, but I'm betting you'll get a good laugh and some serious enjoyment.
--Brad
Friday, September 6, 2013
A Fistful of Fall Anticipation 2013! (Brad's Picks)
Just four more months left to the year. September, October, November, December. Summer is behind us; it's time for Hollywood to unleash the Oscar Bait heavy hitters. Don't know if you've picked up the mood around ITMOD lately, but Matt & I are desperate for some real-deal cinematic entertainment. So far this year I've seen 54 films. I've liked a bunch, but I've only LOVED two films (Only God Forgives & The World's End). That's fairly depressing. And going into this prestigious Fall Season, I don't see a lot of options to perk up my mood. None of the films listed below are there due to their content. The plots do not really interest me, but the filmmakers behind the camera certainly do.
Honorable Mention - Oldboy: I am not anticipating Spike Lee's Oldboy remake, I'm dreading it. Josh Brolin & Sharlto Copley are perfectly paired as the tortured & torturer, but I just cannot imagine this film sticking the original's epic revenge twist. And judging by what little I've seen of the trailer, this Spike Lee Joint doesn't even seem bothered with pulling off the Korean climax. So...good, right? Be it's own thing. Maybe focus more on the original comic? Well, except the trailer seems to rob every other beat from Chan-wook Park's film. Beards, umbrellas, hammers. Color me cautiously curious.
5. The Monuments Men: I think George Clooney is one of the most fascinating, if not all-together successful, actor-turned-directors out there. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Good Night and Good Luck, Leatherheads, Ides of March. Each of his movies are wildly different from the next. Not just in plot or tone, but in visual style. Name me another actor/director that has as strong an eye as Clooney? You can't. Good Night and Good Luck is probably his strongest effort, but I've also really enjoyed the oddity of Confessions, and I think Leatherheads is ridiculously charming. But Ides of March was just a basic political melodrama with strong performances, but a blah predictable screenplay. I'm happy to see him tackling this oddball WWII art caper flick, but is this just a period piece Ocean's 11? There could be worse things.
4. The Wolf Of Wall Street: Martin Scorsese makes a movie, I get excited. And with its Kanye score and Matthew McConaughey chest thumping, I absolutely adored the first theatrical trailer. My only concern is that this is just a Social Network wannabe. Asshole Leo tossing midgets, lobsters, and orange juice and making boatloads of cash off all us American suckers. We've had a lot of Rise & Fall stories throughout the years, and Scorsese himself delivered two of the greatest with Goodfellas & Casino. Does he have a third one in him? I sure hope so.
3. Thor - The Dark World: Pre-Avengers, Kenneth Branagh's Thor was my favorite of the Marvel Studios movies. Chris Hemsworth is the single greatest spandex discovery since Christopher Reeve. His smile owned that movie. It was a romcom fish-outta-water adventure that didn't need to bother with brooding responsibility a la Iron Man or a dozen other super hero flicks. All Thor cared about was having fun at the movies. But now Branagh is out, Game of Thrones's Alan Taylor is in, and The Dark World promises to deliver the Empire Strikes Back. Not sure if that's what I want from the mighty god of thunder, but Jason Aaron's comic has brought new levels of enthusiasm to the character, and I'm fascinated to see if Hemsworth's lackadaisical brute can handle the doom & gloom.
2. The Counselor: Frankly, given my absolute frustration surrounding Prometheus, I am simply stunned that Ridley Scott's latest has not only made my Top Five, but my Number 2 to boot. Just goes to show you the power of Michael Fassbender. Not too mention Javier Bardem, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, and Penelope Cruz viciously chewing up a scenery supplied by Cormac McCarthy. Guns, drugs, and jaguars - Oh My! This project was born out of the director's inability to adapt McCarthy's hateful western, Blood Meridian, so cross your fingers that this flick brings the rage found within the printed page. Although, I'll simply settle for some Black Rain blood squibs.
1. Inside Llewyn Davis: IMDB's short synopsis reads, "A week in the life of a young singer as he navigates the Greenwich Village folk scene of 1961." That doesn't really get the heart pumping, does it? Of course, that's the charm of the Coen Brothers. They can seemingly take any subject and transform it into a comedy, a drama, a western, a noir, a whatever. With the exception of Intolerable Cruelty, every single one of their movies has landed in my end of the year Top Ten. I expect the same here. You've got Coen stalwart John Goodman, but a lot of fresh faces as well. The lead Oscar Isaac has been on the verge of a breakthrough for nearly the last ten years (Robin Hood, Sucker Punch, Drive), and given enough critical praise & audience acceptance Inside Llewyn Davis might be his ticket. Justin Timberlake, Carey Mulligan, Garrett Hedlund, F Murray Abraham, and Neelix round out the supporting cast. I certainly like these faces.
--Brad
Thursday, May 9, 2013
"What Do I Do?!?!?" - George Clooney & Sandra Bullock Face The Open Water Of Space in Gravity
Not quite sure what to think about this one. It's been in development for what seems like eons, and now that we've finally gotten a look I'm a little underwhelmed. But it's only a teaser. I'm a big fan of Cuaron's Children of Men (especially from the craft standpoint), his Y Tu Mama Tambien spiced up my college days, and his Harry Potter is the only flick in the franchise really worth it's salt. And I love me some George Clooney. My heart goes pitter patter whenever he crosses my screen, especially when genre gets involved. But Sandra Bullock? Outside of Demolition Man & Speed, I don't have much use for her. I'm curious to see what Cuaron & his two leads can do with the ocean of space - I get an Open Water vibe, that's a flick that certainly offered some intensity but it's also a movie that didn't settle with my cinema core. I'm certainly gonna check it out, but I'm not yet excited.
Monday, April 22, 2013
Matt’s Week in Dork! (4/14/13-4/20/13)
Sunday morning, Paul, Ben, Brad, and myself went out to see Trance, and more importantly, to eat at Denny’s Baconalia. Oh, man. Bacon, maple syrup, and ice cream. Great combination. I think it has become a new tradition. If they do it every year, and I’m not dead, I think we’ll be back. Otherwise, it was a kind of normal week. Not much new or different.
The comic reading spree that started Saturday kept going on Sunday with issue 8 of X-O Manowar. That’s a thing. The primary reason I was interested in this series was Cary Nord’s art, and he left the line after like three issues. The introduction of the character Ninjak pretty much killed it. Too 90s.
I don’t fully understand how the Dark Horse Star Wars comics are done. So when I picked up issue 1 of the five part Fire Carrier miniseries, I didn’t realize it was issue 23 of the Dark Times series. So there was a bunch of stuff that happened before I didn’t know about, or that it mentions in passing. Still, the first two issues of this mini are pretty good. The stuff with young Vader is kind of blah, but I guess they have to bounce back to him occasionally to keep the overall thread of the series. The stuff with the young Jedi kids and their master at a sinister refugee camp is good though. Timely. It has a touch of Nazi Germany, but also of the refugee camps in various warzones of today.
Having The Avengers come out last year was a trip. Look, I’m not much of a Marvel fan. I don’t think very highly of The Avengers. The few comics I’ve read about them have been ultra-lame. Still, it was an amazing thing to have such an extremely geeky property get a major, big budget release that didn’t substantially dilute the comic-crazy, and draw tons of box office bank. As crazy as that was, it absolutely did not prepare me for the announcement that one of the next big Marvel movies was going to be…Guardians of the Galaxy. What? That’s crazy. First, they’re fairly obscure. Second, they’re the Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket Raccoon, man. Rocket Raccoon. Anyway, they’ve re-launched a comic and I figured I might as well give it a go. Issue 0.1 (what is it with comics and their cute numbering systems?) and issue 1. It’s nothing special so far, but it doesn’t suck. I prefer my comics cosmic, so I’m more inclined to go for something like this than say X-Men. I don’t get why Tony Stark is in it. I haven’t been reading Iron Man (‘cause it sucks), so I don’t know what’s going on there that would make him want to go into space. Seems odd. But I’ll keep reading if it doesn’t turn to crap. Of course, the fact that the last page of issue 1 has them heading back to Earth doesn’t fill me with confidence. The last place I want cosmic characters (Green Lantern Corps, Silver Surfer, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc.) is on Earth. That’s sort of like a ninja drinking coffee or a dog trainer watching bowling; odd for a moment, but not something to build a comic series on.
Trance: “Strawberries.” I can’t say I really liked this movie, but I was mostly entertained by it. The last ten minutes or so, I checked out. I look at it as too many ‘shocking’ reveals, but those I saw it with think it’s one long reveal. Either way, once it started unraveling, I tuned out. At least it wasn’t a) all a dream or b) that the two male leads were the same person. Had it been either of those, I think I’d have screamed. I like the cast, and it was sooooo nice to see Rosario Dawson in something that didn’t totally suck. It’s been far, far too long. She’s an actress I want to like, but she keeps doing the worst films (now, if only Olivia Wilde would make some good choices…). In a week, I’ll probably only remember how cute (and naked) Dawson was, the film itself being of little consequence. In fact, only hours later, most of my memories of the film are of her, not the plot or the action.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: “Buried aliiiiiiiiive!” Like The Motion Picture, there really isn’t much in the way of story here. They find Khan, he’s angry, they fight, the end. What elevates it is the design, the performances, and the music. If you took out any one of those elements, the film would likely have failed. There are some problems, especially in the light of continuity. Why are all Khan’s people blonde now? Why do Khan and Chekov know each other? Why does nobody think about the whole Ceti Alpha 5 thing before they land? Still, it’s a fun, action packed film with some great visual elements. Unfortunately, it’s more action heavy focus would become basis for most subsequent Trek movies, with exploration and problem solving taking a distant back seat. As it is kind of a re-start, it is also the first in a continuous story that creates a trilogy within the series.
Fraggle Rock Season 2: “Come on everybody. Let’s push this greased up monster outta here.” The stories continue to be just as good through the second season. This is some of the best youth-aimed entertainment I’ve seen, managing to be profoundly thoughtful and moral, without being preachy or condescending. If I were ever to have kids, and could let them watch only one show, this would be it.
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock: “He’s fruity as a nutcake.” Like The Motion Picture, Star Trek III gets a lot of guff. The second film in the trilogy within the series, this is about both loss and rebirth. One could argue that though enraged, Kirk doesn’t get nearly as upset about the loss he suffers in this film as he did with Spock. But then, how much of a connection did he really have with the person who dies? And part of me wishes they’d waited, either until the very end of this film, or the next film, to actually find Spock. There’s really not much of a ‘search’ for him. It’s more like the opening credits end and ‘oh, hey, there’s Spock.’ I guess ‘Star Trek III: The Stumbling Upon of Spock’ isn’t as catchy a title. But the movie has a bunch of good character moments, and the emotions in the post climax feel genuine. The Christopher Lloyd Klingon story is the weakest element of the film, and I think distracts. They could have had the whole tale be nothing but the investigation into the problems on the Genesis Planet, what was going on with hyper-aging Spock, and what David had to do with it. I think the Klingons are a distraction, and sadly kind of cement the Kirk VS. X thing that, with the exception of IV becomes the formula for the rest of the films (replace Kirk with Picard for the Next Gen movies).
Kiss Them for Me: “I sleep in the raw.” I love Cary Grant, and this is a funny movie. But Jayne Mansfield is dreadful. Grant’s reactions to her…uh, wit(?)…hysterical. The movie itself is pretty good, it’s tone light, yet dropping in some serious business along the way. Three buddies (and another kinda friend) go to San Francisco for a four day leave. Each man has something on his mind. One is cracking up a bit, one has his sights on political position back home in New England, and one is bitter about it all. They find romance and fun, drinking and drinking and drinking their way through night and day. There is a lot of awkward dialog looping, especially from the women which occasionally becomes distracting. But all in all, it’s a genuinely interesting look back at life near the end of the War (from a decade later), with bits about women workers, injured (physically and psychologically) soldiers, and the like. You can learn a lot about a time from its entertainment. Oh, sure, it may not be 100% accurate, but you get a taste of cultural shifts, concerns, attitudes, etc.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 4: “I’m not much of a talker.” The fourth season is not as impressive as the first two, but it’s still got several good episodes. Again, the show’s major failings are all related the movies, and trying to maintain connections to them. The lamest characters, the dumbest storylines, the inevitability of stupid plot twists that viewers of Revenge of the Sith already know will largely void various aspects of the series. The last several episodes of the season do reach some of the highs of the first couple, and I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the reintroduction of a character that should never, ever have come back. They also did a lot to make the bald villainous chick into a much more interesting character than when she was originally around, working for the Separatists. Several of the final episodes of the season follow villains about their business, which becomes far more interesting than watching Skywalker be a snotty jackass.
Solaris: “She’s a bit tricky, but I guess she’s worth while.” This movie takes a lot of flack, because it’s too slow for many viewers and not slow enough for fans of the original Russian version (nor does it feature enough excruciatingly slow zooms into a guy’s ear). But I really like this meditation on loss, the hunger for connection, and the hope for second chances. This is Quiet Clooney, so there’s a lot of him sitting, walking, and looking, and not a lot of him talking (see also: The American). When he is called to a research outpost floating above the planet Solaris, he finds a lot of questions, not many answers, and way, way more than he went there to find. And then his wife shows up…his dead wife. Well, that ain’t right. The film is beautiful, the music hypnotic, and the story thoughtful. The unfolding of these fractured people’s past is painful, but relatable. Clooney plays a guy haunted by his past. Natascha McElhone is that past, a mysterious and challenging woman with a darkness and sadness that consumes. Don’t go in looking for an action movie. But if you like drama or quiet science fiction, this is worth checking out. And no mater what the Criterion cultists say, I still like it better than the Russian version.
Yeelen: Years ago, I went on something of a quest to find African fantasy films or books (not going into the story behind that right now). I found little to nothing, and certainly nothing to match what I was looking for. Well I finally have. It is an odd tale about a young man on the run from his evil father. Both are wizards of a sort and do some crazy magic. The young man has several adventures where his magic helps him win the day. I know, straight up, that there were large sections of the movie I didn’t get. But, this is an interesting experience. And it is a fantasy film based on African magic, which can’t be a common thing. Did I like it? It was OK.
Friday night was the latest graphic novel club meeting hosted by Lisa and Brad. We had a somewhat spirited discussion of Hawkeye’s first volume. I was glad to see I wasn’t the only one who wasn’t all fired up about it. But opinions varied, from those who really enjoyed it to those who hated it. I’m on the slightly likeier side of middling. It’s better than a lot of the Marvel stuff on the newsstands right now, but it wouldn’t even be on my radar if not for Brad’s constant evangelism.
Gappa: “Stupid bird-lizard!” An expedition to the South Pacific takes a band of scientists to a volcanic island that appears to be the remnant of an ancient civilization. Yeah, the same one Easter Island was a part of…when all the islands in the Pacific were one…millions of years ago. You know. Science. Those darned primitive descendants of old civilizations sure do love to dance, play drums, and worship volcanoes. It seems to have been all the rage on lost islands. There’s not much new here, and it’s obviously not on a technical par with Toho. The models are kind of cheap and the action clunky. Still, it’s a perfectly watchable bit of Kaiju fun with plenty of great bad dubbing. Why do these giant monsters always get along with kids? I guess kids were the primary target audience, but still. It’s weird. I guess this was supposed to spoof the genre, but a spoof of a genera that is already super weird is difficult to pull off. Maybe I’d get the spoofiness more if I understood the language.
Marquis de Sade’s Justine: “I spend my days painting.” My fascination with trash cinema and the enjoyment I’ve recently had of the madman Klaus Kinsky, plus the film’s early production date, prompted me to ignore my Jess Franco Alarm and rent this anyway. Franco’s early work still has a freshness and enough production value to make watchable, if not good. And this does appear to have been shot on quality film by a cinematographer who understood how to work the machine (not always true of the director’s work). It’s not awful. Frankly, it’s pretty tame considering the topic. The thing that makes it almost worth the effort of seeking out is Jack Palance. He’s treating the scenery like a pack of Hubba-Bubba. It’s kind of amazing, even for Palance.
On Saturday morning, I finished up Book Four of Saga of the Swamp Thing. Alan Moore’s run is uneven, but this volume was really good. It’s a character I think could hold a lot for this reader, if handled by the right writer. Moore certainly fits the bill, taking the old green monster into some interesting places.
“Now imagine them with rockets.” I also read The Rocketeer: Cargo of Doom, which was all kinds of fun. I love the Rocketeer, and was always bummed Dave Stevens hadn’t done more with the character. I’m glad to see that people are paying his memory proper respect with a great adventure tale like this one.
I got a chance to hear the new How to Destroy Angels album this week. It’s pretty good. Just on first listen, I like two or three songs right away. And I don’t think there was anything I didn’t like. Give me some time with it and we’ll see. I’ll be curious to see how long this project/band goes on.
-Matt
Monday, January 14, 2013
Matt’s Week in Dork! (1/6-1/12)
Starting my week, I was still working my way through the end of a nasty cold. But I was well enough to take a quick trip over to Trader Joe’s, where I got the fixins for a frickin’ fantastic soup. Diced green onions, a half a yellow onion, some mushrooms, some sliced potatoes, some chicken broth and a bit of oil and sauce. That’s really about it. But HOLY CRAP it was like eating heaven. Eating hearty soup and listening to old timey radio shows on The Big Broadcast. Doesn’t get much better.
The Long Hair of Death: Another early Barbara Steele Italian horror film, this one is not as technically well done as An Angel for Satan, but still features some fantastic location shooting and a general creepy mood. Bad dubbing doesn’t help, but with an innocent woman cursing a family while burning at the stake, the plague running rampant, and zombie avenger Steele, it’s got all kind of melodramatic crazy. This movie does show the danger of being a murderer/conspirator in a castle where nobody ever goes to sleep; they just spend every night wandering around every danged part of the castle. Like An Angel for Satan, this feels very much in the Roger Corman doing Poe movie style.
The Fruit is Ripe: Fairly typical Euro-trash comedy. Betty Verges is very pretty, but the movie is annoying. Exceptionally awful music pokes at your brain continuously (seriously, they play that one song like 10 times), and Betty’s Patricia is a fickle, vacuous jerk. I guess you’re supposed to think Patricia is a cool chick, but after she professes love for this Tom guy, she presents herself like a chimp in heat to every dude around, then gets all offended when he gets fed up and leaves, and blames him for their love not working out. He didn’t have sex with a Greek dancer while out on a date with you, slag. Anyway. Again, Verges is very beautiful, looking like a 70s or early 80s Playmate (back when Playboy still featured different, natural women, not just the plastic blonde fembots of the last 20 years). But it’s a really crappy movie. Shocking, I know.
The American: “Anything I’ve done, I’ve had good cause to do.” One of those movies I can just pop in, The American feels like a throwback to 70s European spy/assassin films. But with the story structure of a 70s Western. A past haunted stranger comes to town, befriends a priest and a prostitute, and awaits the violence he knows will catch up with him. Quiet Clooney, an old Italian village, beautiful countryside, gorgeous European women, and atmospheric music. A dandy film.
Ted: “This is art…Get it?” Switch out Ted the teddy bear with Jason Lee or some other sketchy dude, and this is pretty much any other romantic comedy about a guy who loves a lady who wants her dude to act more ‘mature’ (mature meaning boring). But the devil is in the details. It really is darned funny, and the surreal bits are what keep it going. In a never ending battle against people who have pictures of themselves with Tom Skerritt (not to mention Tiffany fans), one kinda dim bulb and his stuffed bear try to win the day. But smoking weed with a talking teddy bear and watching Flash Gordon seems like a lot more fun. As much as Mark Walberg annoys the crap out of me, he is oddly charming in this (like a mentally challenged puppy who does funny tricks) and the script has some genuinely clever bits.
The Bushido Blade: Richard Boone looks like he’s on the verge of death. The production is shoddy, and feels made for television. The story seems like it could be pretty good if redone with a better crew. It’s weird seeing Euro-sleaze starlet Laura Gemser in a role where she keeps her clothes on…for a while. And at least she’s not supposed to be full blooded Japanese. This is really not a good movie.
Dracula Blows His Cool: “I’m especially impressed with your bizarre sense of sadism.” I make mistakes. Having access to NetFlix’s rather large library of crappy films, I sometimes watch things I should know not to bother with. Still, seeing the very cute Betty Verges earlier this week, I thought I’d try another of her movies. Horrible dubbing, unfunny jokes, and a stupid story. I guess that’s to be expected. Lots of nudity, which is also kind of expected in movies like this. But it’s not good. Not even really MST3K good.
Double Dragon: What was originally just put on as background noise, ended up being so crappy I couldn’t help but pay attention. It’s total garbage, but Robert Patrick’s crazy flattop is the business. Scott Wolf is so pathetic, and that goofy looking blonde boy-hair Alyssa Milano…Wow. I remember hating this movie when it first came out, and I was right to do so.
Lifespan: A young scientist (who looks freakishly like Cyclopes from the X-Men movies) on the hunt for the secret of immortality travels to Amsterdam in order to work with another in the field. When that doesn’t work out, he stays on and pursues the research among strange folk. I was surprised that this movie actually touched on as much real science as it did. The cinematography and editing felt a bit shabby, not helped by the bad dubbing. But it was a cool premise with less technobabble, and more actual science than you get in most sci-fi horror films. The b&d subplot kind of comes out of nowhere.
A Serious Man: “But even though you can’t figure anything out, you will be responsible for it on the midterm.” The Coen brothers explore the memory of their parents and their childhood in this odd tale of a quiet, suburban, Jewish man trying to get by in a world that doesn’t seem to want him to have a quiet, suburban, Jewish life. His wife is leaving him, his brother is mooching, his student is trying to bribe him, his son wants to watch F-Troop, and dang lawyers cost a lot of money. Life should be A-OK. He’s living the American Dream. But it isn’t working out. Something is up.
I finally got back into Sapphire & Steel, a show I find interesting, but can’t sing the praises of. Of course, part of the problem is that I just don’t care for Joanna Lumley. However, this, the fourth series was the best so far. The villain-thing Shape is super-creepy.
I finally finished a book. With far too many going at once, I’ve been making precious little progress in any. But I finished Lost to the West, which was really, really good. An almost novel like history of Byzantium from a little before Constantine’s conversion to Christianity up to Constantine XI’s kind of amazing end, with so many wild characters and amazing events in between.
I also read the graphic novels Higher Earth and Cold Space.
-Matt
Monday, September 10, 2012
Dork Art: The Evolution of Batman
Terrifying, I know. Artist Anthony Geoffroy shows us the horrifying evolution of the Batman movie franchise through a series of creepy ass caricatures. The George Clooney brings the largest smile to my face and the Val Kilmer scares me the most. You can find them at the Behance Network.
--Brad
Monday, September 3, 2012
Brad's Week In Dork! (8/26/12-9/1/12)
My Coen Brothers Marathon started off strong, but once I got my hands on Boardwalk Empire everything ground to a halt. I took two days to devour that show and it felt like the perfect lead into Miller's Crossing which will start off my next Week In Dork. Part of me is disappointed that I didn't complete the marathon, but the other part is also excited to have stretched it out over three weeks. I have no doubt in my mind now that my favorite director in cinema is The Coen Brothers. Their films are strange cocktails of humor and horror. I watch something like Fargo and I'm struck by its sad, pathetic characters as well as Marge, the eternal optimist confused by the horrors committed by her misguided neighbors. And I'm in awe of the laughs it steals from shower curtains and woodchippers. Wonderful, demented stuff.
MOVIES OF THE WEEK!
Masters of the Universe: Okay, I know what you're thinking--this is a crap film that totally gets the He-Man mythos wrong...but who cares about the He-Man mythos? Not me. Just sit back and enjoy the absolute sillyness. Oscar nominee Frank Langella as Skeletor! The Dolph as He-Man! Has there ever been a better match up?!?!?! And Courteney Cox at her horrible best! Sure, the kid in me is still disappointed that Billy Barty's Gwildor is just a lameass version of Orko (shut up haters!) and Eternia gets the shaft for cheapie 1980s backlots, but once you embrace the ridiculousness, Masters of the Universe is a craptastic wannabe franchise gem.
O Brothers, Where Art Thou?: "It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of his own heart." In this Homeric odyssey, George Clooney's Dapper Dan motormouth leads a couple of chain gang dolts across the South, defending his honor as a husband against seductress sirens, a frog crushing Cyclops, the Ku Klux Klan, and a mirror eyed Devil. Steeped in the very best of the Coen Brothers' visual style (& DP partner Roger Deakins), O Brother Where Art Thou is a musical epic that firmly established Clooney as a bonafide star.
Terror Is A Man: I don't know if terror is a man or a cat man, but I do know that this movie is boooooooring. A sorry adaptation of The Island of Dr. Moreau, the only thing really noteworthy about this flick is its attempt at William Castle-like showmanship with its turnaway bell & raw surgical meat splicing...and according to the excellent documentary Machete Maidens Unleashed, Terror is a Man was the birth of the Philippines exploitation movement. Cool. Sure. But such notes not a good movie make, and when all is said and done this is just a snoozefest with a couple of bright Cat Mummy moments.
The Big Lebowski: "Yer not dealing with morons here." Yep. I'm sure of it. The Big Lebowski is the perfect companion film to The Coen's A Serious Man. Bot films feature a frustrated lead battling the stupidity of outside forces but where Michael Stuhlbarg's physics professor succumbs to their horrors, The Dude abides cuz he simply understands that sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you. Strikes and gutters, man. Jeff Bridges's The Dude is the Great American Protagonist who finds himself stuck in the mirk of noir all on account of a rug. Millionaires, Bunnies, Porno Kingpins - none were prepared for his impenetrable zen cool.
Fargo: At once hilarious and depressing, Fargo is the movie that introduced me to the demented genius of the Coen Brothers as well as a lot of other film geeks out there. William H Macy, at his most utterly pathetic, hires crooks Steve Buscemi (he's funny lookin' in a general sorta way) and Peter Stormare ("Pancakes House") to kidnap his wife so he can pay off some serious debts with his father-in-law's ransom money. Blood spills rather quickly and Frances McDormand's pregnant midwestern police chief connects the rather obvious dots. Absolutely brilliant performances from all the players, and I would argue that all four have yet to top the work done in Fargo (well, Buscemi might have peaked on Boardwalk Empire but that could also be my HBO high talking). And, again, you can't celebrate the Coens without acknowledge the magnificence of cinematographer Roger Deakins and composer Carter Burwell - they paint this film in sadness.
The Hudsucker Proxy: "But I got big ideas." Whether we knew it or not, The Coen's had been building towards this It's A Wonderful Life screwball comedy in each of their previous four films. It just took their partnership with Crimewave's Sam Raimi to push them over the edge of nudge-nudge and into the WINK-WINK. And for the most part it works, but for me their outside meta eye keeps the emotion distant and I never quite connect with either the success or the worries of Tim Robbins' bumbling Hudsucker president. The film never crests beyond its homage, it never transforms into A Coen Brothers Film. The Hudsucker Proxy is a lot like the mimicry of Intolerable Cruelty: I recognize the cleverness and the craft on display and acknowledge it with a smile, but the film never excites me the way a Big Lebowski or even Burn After Reading does. Still, damn sharp writing.
Barton Fink: "LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!!!!" Probably the most perfect Coen Brothers film. No, not my favorite. But if you want to experience the purest notion of their beautifully odd imagination than look no further. John Turturro is a Broadway darling playwright who ventures into the Hell that is Hollywood in search of meaning and money. There he finds John Mahoney's drunk demon writer, John Goodman's fiery insurance salesman, and a nightmare motel room dripping wet potent wallpaper. And it all has something to do with the beach and a hefty brown box. Madness. By the climax you'll be scratching your head, trolling the internet for answers, and ultimately confused for life. Not only will you not forget Barton Fink, you'll think of it often. A great film to revisit. But maybe not if you're a wannabe writer. Not VF.
TV OF THE WEEK!
Boardwalk Empire Season 2: Man. The first season was rough. It was good. But brutal. And that was nothing. The second season of HBO's prohibition gangster drama strips away as much of the good and cheery qualities of its characters as possible. Sure, some of these guys are charismatic. Steve Buscemi can make anyone lovable, but his puppet master Nucky Thompson is a duplicitous asshole and by the final episode you'll see him for the true scum that he is. And love it. These are James Ellroy-like monster protagonists. Michael Shannon's G-Men descends deeper into his own personal hell and I'm not sure where they can take the character in the third season. Frankly, I have no idea where any of these plot lines are going to end up. Season 2's climax felt like a series climax. It's over. But, nope, we got more horror coming.
COMICS OF THE WEEK!
Rasl - Books 1 & 2: I've been avoiding this book for a couple of years now. Jeff Smith's Bone is one of the greatest comic book series ever written. It's an epic that mixes Lord of the Rings style fantasy with Walt Disney sensibilities. And it's absolutely beautiful. So when I heard that Smith's next saga was going to be an adult sci-fi adventure involving dimension hopping, art theft, lizard men, and Native American folklore I was more than a bit skeptical. Not to mention the fact that it has taken Smith two years to produce 15 issues and this book probably won't be completed until 2025. And this is still just a taste of the series and Smith's really the only person who knows where this story is going, but I'm definitely along for the ride. I love the folklore/science mix, and the callbacks to Tesla, Einstein, WWI, & WWII is just historical gravy that I love to sop. And Smith is an amazing cartoonist and no one does black & white like him.
The Sixth Gun #24: All right, I'm all caught up on singles! Becky & Drake make their way to Fort Treadwell but run across a nasty blizzard and giant Winter Wolves. Just when you think The Sixth Gun can't get any weirder-gulp-Game of Thrones ain't got nothing on these beasties. Plus, General Hume's zombie corpse screams maggots and threats of his family line. Just a fun really weird western.
BPRD Hell on Earth -The Return of the Master #1: A mysterious dark figure arrives in Scotland. Fennix joins with the BPRD in Colorodo. The Zinco Corporation prepares for the next wave of Hell on Earth terror. And the Russian Director Nichayko continues to taunt the bottled vampire girl in his office. It's all set up as Mike Mignola & John Arcudi build to the 100th issue in the series; there appears to be no hope for the world and I seriously appreciate how unrelenting this book has become.
Winter Soldier #9: Ed Brubaker has announced his exit from this book and the Marvel Universe in general, and he can't leave fast enough as far as I'm concerned. I love the man. His Fatale is still the best damn book on the stands. But he's lost his feeling for the super hero books and reading Winter Soldier is sad and painful. Brubaker's Cap was once a glorious thing but reading it now is depressing. It's not awful. But it's also just not very good. I've been reading his arc for years and I'm going to see it through but once he's off so am I.
DORK FIELD TRIP OF THE WEEK!
Patton Oswalt at the Arlington Cinema 'n' Drafthouse: On Saturday night The Wife, our friend Lindsey, and myself drove out to Arlington to see Oswalt on stage at the Cinema 'n' Drafhouse. This was my first time at this venue and it did not disappoint. Definitely dug the rolling cushion chairs, the John Wayne BBQ burgers, and the general do-it-yourself atmosphere. We weren't in the front row, but we had some pretty good seats off to the side with a great line on Patton. He started his bit off with some ok "I Don't Want To Be Morbidly Obese" jokes but quickly segued into that geek humor we've all come to crave. But my favorite moment of the show was when he did the crowd work. It's so cool to see him pull conversation from the audience and incorporate it into his bit. And the fans eat it up, especially all the local boy flavor Oswalt peppered into his comedy. Every time he mentioned Sterling or Fuck Loudon County Snow Days the crowd hollered with glee. Me included.
--Brad
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