Disney's got a new poster (above) and goofy trailer (click on Tars below) for John Carter and my enthusiasm for this project continues to get more confused. Does this look good to me? Yes & No. Looks like it could be fun, but it also looks not at all like the John Carter of Mars movie I want it to be. March 9th is almost here and then we'll all know what kinda John Carter flick we've been blessed/cursed with.