Showing posts with label Wolverine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wolverine. Show all posts
Monday, August 5, 2013
Matt’s Week in Dork! (7/28/13-8/3/13)
Sunday started the week off right, with a morning movie, a trip to a comic shop, and an early evening movie. Brad, Ben, and I made a day of it, finally checking out the Angelica theater that has recently been built in a newly developing town center ten or fifteen minutes from my place. The area has a Reston Town Center kind of vibe. Nice, lots of shops, lots of open spaces, and lots of families. The weirdest Target I’ve ever been to (it rests on top of a parking garage…?).
The Wolverine: Is it great? No. Is it better than most of the X-Men movies? Yeah. This movie did what Wolverine Origins should have done, focusing less on mutant battles, and more on character and story. Unfortunately, the action it did feature was kinda awful. Except for the train-top fight, which I enjoyed, I found all the battles and action sequences in the film extremely dull. Not as dull as the battles in Man of Steel, but that film kind of set the gold standard for fights that WILL NOT STOP.
Only God Forgives: If you thought Drive was a bit slow, a bit too quiet, a bit too violent, then you should probably stay way away from this film. Much more in tone like Valhalla Rising, with long sequences of not talking punctuated with sudden bursts of ultra-violence. Although, when you look at it, there isn’t actually much onscreen violence, considering how oppressive it feels. Most viewers are just not going to respond to this movie. But if you enjoy stuff like Lost Highway, Valhalla Rising, Beyond the Black Rainbow, etc. you might want to give it a go.
Doctor Who: Battlefield: The Doctor runs into Arthurian myth in this not entirely bad late story. I’m finding it hard to push through these Sylvester McCoy tales, and I completely understand why the show was on its last legs.
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack: “It’s like a monster convention!” This movie is weird. It pretty much ignores 50 years of Godzilla films, with only the first one actually having happened. And it re-writes the monsters. Here, Ghidorah is a guardian monster, not the ultimate alien foe. The story, as is so often the case, revolves around a plucky reporter trying to follow the action. And of course, the military is helpless. The mix of CGI and new filming techniques make the film look cheaper and more TV-like. I liked a lot of the stuff about the people on the ground, but the actual monster action was less impressive. I did find Chiharu Niiyama particularly charming as the reporter. I might have been a little happier if they’d cut back on the military stuff and play up her role a bit more.
And my vacation started on Friday evening. I have a lot to do in the next week, including a good deal of serious time wasting.
Brotherhood of the Wolf: This movie is total kitchen sink entertainment. What genre is it? What genre isn’t it? It’s not a ‘teen sex-comedy.’ Otherwise, I think it fits into nearly anything you can think of. Historic mystery, martial-arts fantasy, buddy cop, religious/political conspiracy, costume drama, western, horror, etc. The set-up is simple. A creature is killing people in the French countryside during the mid 18th century. A war hero and his Acadian blood-brother ride in to town to investigate. Things get crazy. Is it a wolf? Is it a monster? Is it something else entirely? Secrets and lies, politics and religion, lust and honor. Crazy stylized action scenes, beautiful Hammer-style production design, and a crazy plot progression make for some entertaining viewing.
Space: Above and Beyond: This show had big problems. The main cast of characters are uninteresting clichés (though they get better as time goes on), the effects suck, the production looks cheap most of the time, and the A.I. rebel subplot is handled surprisingly poorly. But, the WWII vibe and character growth do help. The building storyline and sometimes heart breaking moments, along with the authentic feeling military jargon and behavior make it stand out. A lot of sci-fi shows have action/war themes. Few make it feel ‘real.’ Though on a totally different quality ballpark, this reminded me a great deal of Band of Brothers, or even The Big Red One. I would love to see someone re-launch the show today. Better technology and technique, as well as less devotion to the episodic nature of TV that was still fairly firm in the 90s could make up for a lot. Drop or substantially alter the A.I. business (they’re cartoonishly stupid villains with little or no rhyme or reason, and inconstancies that are unforgivable). In the post-Battlestar reboot landscape, with our generation’s own long term military conflicts hanging over our heads, a show like Space: Above and Beyond, handled with more care and more (or better used) money could be an effective vehicle for storytelling. Sci-fi fans should probably watch this show, but know it’s uneven and gets off to a very, very shaky start. The second half is a marked improvement, and it is sad that the show did not come back for another season, as I think there was a good deal of potential. Who knows, maybe someone will Ronald D. Moore it one of these days.
More reading. More music. Worked on a script. Not much accomplished. You know, another week in the life. Dork life!
-Matt
Monday, July 8, 2013
Dork Art: Battle For The Atom!
Matt may disagree on this matter, but I am LOVING Brian Michael Bendis & Stuart Immonen's All-New X-Men; the series is a celebration of all the things I loved about the X-Comics growing up. Sure, Bendis loves to take his time, and wander his way through comic book storytelling but I love how his fetishizing of characters as well as the emotional torture he puts them through. Angst. It's what the X-Men are all about. Soon Bendis will be spearheading another massive crossover for his merry band of mutants, The Battle of the Atom. This event will run through All-New X-Men, Uncanny X-Men, Wolverine & The X-Men, as well as the Battle of the Atom mini-sereis drawn by Frank Cho. It's so easy to begrudge Marvel and its lackluster sagas (Age of Ultron, Secret Invasion, Fear Itself were snoozes), but I can't help but get giddy over this one. It harkens to those whacky days of X-Cutioner's Song and the height of my X-Love. And with Frank Cho bringing those retro cool covers from Savage Wolverine to the party? I am down.
--Brad
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Dork Art: The Mighty Quint
The internet is filled with all kinds of confused genre mashups, but this nutter from artist PJ McQuade has to be one of my all time favorites. Not satisfied with the bloody climax of Jaws? That's okay cuz now we know that The Might Quint crawled his wartorn ass out of the shark like Boba from the Sarlacc. But the real question is, what lurks within the pages of this comic? What other adventures will The Mighty Quint have? I want more McQuade. I smell webcomic.
--Brad
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
"I Can End Your Eternity!" - Hugh Jackman Looses His Cool in new Wolverine trailer
I'm a James Mangold fan. Cop Land is genuinely great, I really enjoyed his 3:10 To Yuma remake, and I have a serious weirdo crush on Knight and Day. He might not have sprung to my mind when he was announced as the director for The Wolverine, but suddenly I had hopes for a character that's never been treated properly in the movies (and rarely in the comics). Watching the below trailer I can say that there are a couple of images I dig, but the general idea stolen from Superman II of sadsack Logan loosing his healing factor bums me out. No one want to see a "normal" Wolverine and I certainly don't want to see the predictable shenanigans this manufactured drama is going to put his character through. The Silver Samurai is certainly a good foe to spar against, but what's with his transformer movements? Hmmmmm....I can feel the gripes coming. And I hate that. I feel like Star Trek Into Darkness has put me in a grumpy hater mood. Need to shake that shit off right now. So I'm gonna plop down my dollars and hope for the best, but I'm also not holding my breath - it's gotta be better than Origins, right?
--Brad
Friday, January 4, 2013
Dork Art: Weapon of Choice
Another year, another kickass art show I have no chance of ever seeing in person. But that's what why god invented the internet. Starting January 11th in Los Angeles, the Hero Complex Gallery will be hosting the Weapon of Choice art show. The theme being cinema's great partnerships of man and killing tool. As much as I love Bruce Yan's Shaun of the Dead tribute, I think my absolute fave is Tim Jordan's Love Gun, James Bond's greatest weapon indeed. Check out Slash Film for a few more nifty pieces.
--Brad
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Brad's Week In Dork! (10/21/12-10/27/12)
This Week in Dork saw the death of my annual October Horrorathon. My heart was just not in it this year, and after suffering through the abysmal Sinister early in the week I simply just had to throw in the towel. The idea of being bombarded by more jump scare violin strings is the true horror of this month. Maybe next year I'll refocus and (more importantly) rediscover my love of the genre but for now...I'll find my entertainment elsewhere.
Body Double: This is Brian De Palma at his most Hitchcockiness. Chomping off large, bloody bits from both Rear Window & Vertigo, and it's easy to dismiss Body Double as another Wannabe from that perverted boobies loving De Palma... That being said, I love this era of De Palma sleaze and I'll take Body Double, Blow Out, and Sisters any day over Scarface, Road To Mars, and The Black Dahlia. Craig Wasson is a weakling, phobic actor turned heroic creepy peeper when he witnesses the murder of his naughty nude neighbor at the hands of a Rondo Hatton looking driller killer. This is not high art, but it is fun pretend art. And horror fans should get a snicker from a don't-blink cameo from a straddling Barbara Crampton.
Hellboy - House of the Living Dead: I completed my marathon devouring of Hellboy comics with this enjoyable, goofy, gloomy sequel to Hellboy en Mexico. Wandering the saloons and luchadore rings of 1950s Mexico, HB thrashes hapless opponents in an effort to escape the horrors of past failurs. Enter Frankenstein's monster...some mad doctor has come across the creature and wants to pit its might against Hellboy. Then there's the werewolf and the vampire. A tribute to the Universal Monster mashups like House of Frankenstein & House of Dracula, but despite the high concept geekery this Mignola/Corban teamup still doesn't grab me as much as I want it too. Nor is it as sad and spooky as the original borderland tale. Still, curious to see other lost adventures from this Drunken Blur period.
Sinister: There seems to be a lot of enthusiasm for this film out there in Internetland, but I just couldn't get into this boring jump scare pornography. Ethan Hawke is a failing true crime writer desperately trying to rediscover his bestseller status while investigating a quadruple homicide. He moves his family into the slain family's home and discovers a box full of snuff films in the attic. A concept I've always been fascinated with, but seems to rarely pay off in cinema. Sinister can't rely on the Nic Cage insanity of 8MM so it falls back on tired boos and creepy crawly children imagery. I'm not sure if the horror genre is completely dead, but Sinister appears to be another nail in the coffin.
Batman Incorporated #4: Sure, Grant Morrison's Batman Inc appears to be set in a universe completely separate from the New 52 but that's no reason to get your panties in a twist. Morrison continues his Silver Aged obsessed hunt for Talia Al Ghul and enlists an unlikely alley into his cadre of Batmen. Who is Wingman? The answer is not as interesting as what the revelation does for poor demented Damian. There's a lot of exposition to wade through with Morriosn, but the muddy narrative path is just as exciting as punch 'em up fight scenes.
Talon #1: Ugh. Yeah. I'm done. Talon takes everything that I found mysterious and creepy in Scott Snyder's Bat book and forces it into the light. And it's lame lame lame. Mr. Rose returns to Gotham in the wake of the Owls downfall but the evil 1%ers are alive & well & still hunting for his blood. Snooze. I'm not going to continue.
Punisher - War Zone #1: The Punisher vs. The Avengers. Yeah, sure. That's a fair fight. Spider-Man gets all righteous after Frank uses one of his web shooters during a mob assassination. Apparently a couple cops get killed. Time for Cap & Co to take out the vigilante. So issue #2? Thor brings down the hammer smashing Frank's molecules into oblivion, right? Game over. Well, I guess Wolverine might be on the side of The Punisher or something. I'm not going to bother to find out. Super Heroes is just not what I want from a Punisher book.
Wolverine Max #1: It's Wolverine with swearing!!!! Oooooo. Another snooze from Marvel this week. I dig the Jock cover but that's about it. Wolverine crash lands in Japan and looses his memory. Really? More amnesia nonsense. Plus Logan vs. Shark = lots of blood & guts. But these Max books can sometimes feel like poor excuses for potty language and gore. The story seems very been there done that. Tell em I'm wrong and I might pick up issue 2.
Captain America #19: In his eight year run on Captain America, Ed Brubaker produced one of the greatest super hero comics on the stand to one of the most disappointing. The Winter Soldier. The Death of Captain America. Amazing. Cap Reborn? Terrible status quo rebooting. And Brubaker returning Cap to the typical tights action from the gritty espionage business? So sad. But here's his final statement on the series. And it's appropriately bittersweet. Steve Rodgers visits the crazy 1950s Cap in the hospital. He apologizes for the effect the Captain America legacy has had on this nutjob. But in doing so he also states why he must carry on the symbol. Whatever missteps this series might have taken lately, the writer proves that he still understands the appeal of the character. It's time to go Brubaker, but damn, you will go down as one of the all time great shepherds of the character.
Argo: Ben Affleck continues to prove his mastery of tense crime dramas with this breakneck telling of the Iranian Hostage Crisis...or at least one tiny and bizarre aspect of the Crisis. Argo plays like a whackjob Ocean's 11 with Ben Affleck's company man reaching into the banal B.S. of Hollywood as a means for military rescue. With the help of the Planet of the Apes wizard John Chambers (John Goodman) and money man Lester Siegel (Alan Arkin) as well as artistic talent of Jack Kirby (Michael Parks...ok, he's only in it for two seconds and he's never named on screen but that's JACK KIRBY! Holy Cow! Jack Kirby on Screen! New Gods Saves The Day!) Affleck stages a daring if completely insane rescue of the six embassy workers hiding out in Victor Garber's Canadian embassy. Argo will send shivers and create panic attacks; it's easily one of the most thrilling film's of the year and I am in awe of Ben Affleck's transition into filmmaker.
Seven Psychopaths: Did someone turn on the time machine and transport us back to 1995 where every film wanted to be Pulp Fiction? Seven Psychopaths feels right at home with films like 2 Days in the Valley and Albino Alligator. And if you cram in Spike Jonze's Adaptation and voila! That being said, I really enjoyed it. Not as much as the director's previous In Bruges, but the diabolical fun these actors are obviously having is infectious even when it's just scenery chewing. The hospital staredown between Christopher Walken and Woody Harrelson is worth the price of admission alone. And Tom Waits' bunny lover? Yeah, that's a bag of crazy worth subjecting yourself to. But for me, this film is all about Sam Rockwell. He's batshit. And utterly pathetic. But he deserves his shoot out and so do we.
--Brad
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Dork Art: Frank Cho's Savage Wolverine
Here's Frank Cho's first ever oil painting for Marvel's Savage Wolverine #1. I dig it. But not as much ass as I'm used to from Cho. Still, looking forward to yet another Logan title...oh wait...no I'm not.
--Brad
Monday, September 24, 2012
First Image: The Wolverine
There he is folks. The Wolverine. Hugh Jackman sure has a lot of muscles to go along with those snikts. Is it possible to get excited for this film after having suffered X-Men Origins - Wolverine? I keep telling myself that I like James Mangold as director. Knight & Day. 3:10 To Yuma. Walk The Line. Cop Land. These are good movies. But Wolverine - Origins???? So sucky. But I'll try to forget.
--Brad
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Dork Art: Alex Tuis Recasts The Marvel Universe
Artist Alex Tuis recasts the Marvel Universe with his preferred actors, and I'm pretty much on board with all of his choices. Seriously, a 1980s Arnie would make the perfect Colossus. And who doesn't want to see Harvey Kietel chomp on a cigar and call chumps "Bub." And if Guy Williams was good enough for Zorro than he's certainly good enough for Iron Man.
--Brad
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012
The Wolverine: Teaser Poster?
Is this a leaked image of the first teaser poster for James Mangold's The Wolverine? Do I care? Not really. Don't you guys remember this:
GAAAAMBIT!!!!!!!!
--Brad
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