Showing posts with label John Phillip Law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Phillip Law. Show all posts
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Matt’s Week in Dork! (3/9/14-3/15/14)
On Sunday morning, I finished up Brian K. Vaughan’s Pride of Bagdad, the next selection of the graphic novel club. I liked the art a lot, but the actual story was a bit obvious and pretty bare bones. Not bad, but not something I’d ever need to read again. But then it was off to the races on what ended up being a pretty busy week (including my ranty letter to the makers of Star Wars).
The White Queen: Considering it’s from Starz, this show is shockingly classy. Sure, it’s full of nudity and violence, but it’s far less crass and exploitative than Magic City or (shudder) Spartacus. It tells some of the story of the War of the Roses, with a focus on the women involved in the story. Though women, particularly when seen through the lens of Victorian and consequently early 20th century histories, have often gotten either a bum rap or completely ignored, the idea that women and men do not share a common history is idiotic (why I’m against the idea of ‘women’s history,’ as opposed to ‘women in history;’ to separate one from the other is to miss the point of it all), and the idea that major historic events didn’t involve women is illogical and counter to common sense. I like that this series shows the active involvement in the changing politics these women take, while not trying to somehow take away from what the men were doing. You often see in more female-centered history-based tales, not the building up of women, but the tearing down of men (making them stupid, sex-mad monsters, in much the way male-centered histories of the past tried to cast women as either docile or dangerously predatory [akin to the virgin/whore problem]), so this was a welcome and refreshing aspect of the series, with men and women being shown as all the shades of gray one would expect in reality. Early episodes were a touch wonky, in part because they brought in a bit of the supernatural, which I found off-putting. I’m assuming that’s from the novels(?). It wasn’t needed, and distracts from the more interesting, real story. And I think adding the magic to the female characters lessened their power as humans, by giving in to that old idea that women can only succeed through magic, manipulation, or subterfuge. Overall, it’s not as well done as some history based shows, and some of the cast is a challenge to get behind (Max Irons, I’m looking at you!…and I wish I wasn’t). Still, it’s mostly good and worth checking out, and series lead Rebecca Ferguson is darned good. If this is the direction Starz is headed, who knows. Maybe one day they could rival HBO in quality programming. I’m not holding my breath, but maybe.
The Last Days on Mars: This film has everything it needs…except a good idea. The production design, the cast, the music, the setting. It’s all great. The film looks fantastic. But once the central idea is revealed, it turns stupid and never looks back. Now I can add this to the lengthening list of should-have-been-better Mars exploration films, like Mission to Mars and Red Planet. All of them have good things going for them, yet all of them are failures, because of bad scripts or poorly conceived ideas. And this film fits right along side. I can not stress how annoyed I was upon realizing just how lame the central struggle would be. There was a grimace, followed by a lot of head shaking, and at least one ‘oh, no.’ Please, film makers. Please. Don’t do this again. It works in a movie like Ghost of Mars, because nobody is going to Ghost of Mars for a serious science fiction film. It doesn’t work here. Maybe one day we’ll get an adaptation of Kim Stanley Robinson’s Red Mars that will live up to its potential. Until then, I guess we’ll just get a bunch of this crap.
Donnie Darko: This is a movie that really blew me away the first time I watched it. It broke my brain in all the best ways, stayed with me for years. But I have to admit, I don’t feel the same awe and wonder I once did. Watching it again, I still find a lot of things to like in the film, and there are some excellent bits. But I see more of the ‘first film’ syndrome than I noticed before. Still a must for fans of the surreal and challenging. But perhaps not the modern classic I’d have once named it.
Von Richthofen and Brown: This Roger Corman WWI movie is surprisingly good, with lots of excellent flying footage. The acting is uneven and there are some technical issues. But for one of his more serious efforts, it’s a winner. The star really is the flying, though. And a lot of that is gorgeous.
The Grand Budapest Hotel: Wes Anderson makes a very peculiar sort of film, and he does it very, very well. This time around he taps into the Golden Age Hollywood madcap comedy films, with plenty of World War II and Cold War allusions. It’s wistful and nostalgic for bygone eras, but not cloying. It’s also delightfully crass, and typically surreal. The by now trademark Anderson artificiality is on display, enhancing the old Hollywood vibe in the sets and backdrops. The cast is awesome, and it’s so nice to see Ralph Fiennes doing comedy again, and playing someone so dashing (if sleazy). I love that this movie revels in the wonder and visual craziness of the very medium. It’s not naturalistic. It’s not realistic. But it gets to some truths, even while reveling in its fantasy world.
Saturday was a crazy danged day. I assisted Satnam on the set of the film he directed from a script I wrote. It’s been a danged long time in the works. I first conceived the idea as something I thought I might be able to do myself, building the ‘set’ in a closet in my old Brewer, ME apartment, about ten or twelve years ago. Only one cast member, and no camera movement. I thought I could handle that. But cameras were too expensive and I had no skill or knowledge of how to do it. Still, I liked the idea. Some time after I moved to Virginia, I met someone who expressed interest in filming it, someone with skills and resources. But it never materialized. Lots of talk, but no action, and nothing happened. But after assisting Satnam on a previous film, he said he was looking for another project, and I mentioned my idea. He liked it enough to want to read my script. Well…I don’t know what happened to it. I’m sure if I go searching through my old disks, I’ll find it. But, I didn’t want to. So, I sat down and re-wrote it. And that was it. A few re-writes, a search for an actor, our fumbling attempts at set construction, finding other professionals to help us out with sound and make-up. And then filming. To say I was a ball of nerves is an understatement. It’s kind of amazing to see words you wrote being spoken by an actor on a set. I would not be heart broken if I had to do this for a living.
Now that the movie is in the can, the editing and post production and all that starts up, and I don’t have anything to do with that. So, it’s on to my next project, prepping for next weekend’s Call of Cthulhu game. Most of the heavy lifting was done for the first session, so now it’s going to be a lot of details, extra bits, and such. And then of course, to get myself psyched up and ready to go. Though it may not be, I could see this being the final session of this game/story. It might go on to a third or fourth night, depending on how their investigations go, and how deadly things get. So I'm trying to think ahead for what folks might want to do next. I think this group would be best suited for something light, fast paced, action and mystery packed, with plenty of room to roam. I'm still thinking.
-Matt
Friday, January 20, 2012
A Fistful of Catsuits! (Brad's Picks)
The fourth Underworld film has arrived and the world scratches its head and asks, "Who wanted a fourth Underworld film?" Nevertheless, you can't deny that Kate Beckinsale looks good in a catsuit and even though Brian Michael Bendis is probably right when he tweets that "poor Kate Beckinsale is going to be in that frakakta outfit until she's 57 years old" I say that's okie-dokie. Cinema always could use a few more catsuits. Here are my personal fave:
5. Sybil Danning (The Howling II): I think there is enough suit to call it a catsuit, but even if I'm cheating a little Sybil Danning's outfit from this not-so-seminal sequel was impossible to forget for this once upon a time 13 year old horror dork. It's definitely easier to remember her outfit than Christopher Lee's super thin 80s sunglasses. But, as far as the film's concerned, I just recommend watching the closing credits over and over and over again.
4. Erin Grey (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century): Here's another one that stuck in my child's mind. And it's not really one, is it? Erin Grey wore hundreds of different disco inspired catsuits as Wilma Deering and each one of them left an impact on my young self.
3. Michelle Pfeiffer (Batman Returns): Man, oh, man--when you're picking the best catsuits it's even harder to pick the best Catwoman catsuit. Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, and Lee Meriwether all look stunning in their respective suits, but I gotta go with Pfeiffer cuz she's the only one that kinda scares me as Catwoman. Every time she engulfs The Penguin's bird I swear she's gonna swallow. Yep, she's genuinely psychotic in the role and I think it's summed up by those visible stitches. This kitty is about to break.
2. Yvonne Craig (Batman Season 3): But if Michelle Pfeiffer has the 60s Catwomen beat, than Yvonne Craig's Batgirl reigns supreme. Barbara Gordon's got the whole city fooled; behind her secret, rotating vanity hides the hottest ass kicker of Gotham City. And many a nerd fetish were born watching her few episodes on Nick At Night.
1. John Phillip Law (Danger: Diabolik): No, I'm not being PC. The sexiest, coolest, most badass catsuit belongs to John Phillip Law's super-thief Diabolik. Doubts? Just watch the movie. "He Robs From The Rich To Give To The Girls." It's MODtastic.
--Brad
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Matt’s Week in Dork! (7/31/11-8/6/11)
It was a less than restful vacation for this dork. But during my insomniac nights, I did get some movies watched. And had a few fun side adventures.
Cowboys & Aliens: Though more serious than I’d originally expected when I heard the title, this fun little actioner should satisfy most viewers. The script is pretty good, the story not bad, the effects solid, and the actors all right for their parts. Ford and Craig make for a nice pair of leads, and Olivia Wild elevates what could easily have been a really awful character into one I enjoyed. Hearing complaints from several critics about the movie being difficult to follow, I once again have to wonder what kind of crack they pass out at critic conventions. The plot is quite easy to follow and spelled out on more than one occasion.
Trailers from Hell: Volume 1: A fun collection of trailers, with commentary by various directors. This is likely only going to be of great interest to serious movie fans, but for them, it’s quite enjoyable. Little bits of trivia, interesting observations, and just a good deal of fun.
Trailers from Hell: Volume 2: More trailers get the Trailers from Hell treatment, commentary by various interesting directors. There’s plenty of good, entertaining stuff.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Rebel Set: The name doesn’t make much sense. It’s basically just a heist film, with a cast of meh actors. Joel and the Bots give it the business. Quite funny. While not a stand out episode, it’s funny from beginning to end. Good stuff.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Killer Shrews: Plenty of laughs to go around in this episode, as Joel and the boys watch a group of idiots get attacked by dogs…I mean, shrews. The movie is totally stupid and they give it what for. Well worth it for fans.
The Magnificent Seven Ride!: Though Lee Van Cleef is cool, and there are some fun character actors, this movie just feels low-rent. There’s just not that much going on, and what there is has all been done better in other films. Not a bad watch, but not worth seeking out.
Stingray: More puppet action from Gerry Anderson and friends, Stingray is a good deal of fun. I especially love the final song. I don’t know, something about it is so delightfully cheesy in a 50s sort of way. Pretty good puppet work, good sets, and cool action pieces make for plenty enjoyment. And the music is pretty good. It’s not up to the best of The Thunderbirds or anywhere near as awesome as Captain Scarlet. But a good show.
Danger: Diabolik: Silly spies, wacky adventures, crazy music, and some awful dubbing (especially on people who didn’t need it). Danger: Silly. But, the movie is a great deal of 60s wacky fun. James Bond this isn’t. But if you’re in the mood for campy adventure and the smooth stylings of John Philip Law, give it a go. Unfortunately it runs long, being at least a half an hour longer than it should be.
The Avengers Season Seven: I think Linda Thorson got an unfair shake from many fans, replacing obvious favorite Diana Rigg. But Thorson is actually quite good as the sexy foil to Patrick Macnee’s dapper super-spy. The season has plenty of great episodes, with lots of cool guest appearances. Keep an open mind, and enjoy more fun, nutty stories. And don’t get too hung up on the cast change.
Raising Arizona: Oh, those wacky Coen Brothers. This early madness from the masters of awkward strangeness is something that needs to be seen. Actors I’m not normally a fan of are just so much fun here, especially Cage’s baffled, luckless robber. And the supporting cast is fantastic, even down to the old guy at the convenience store. And the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse? Wow. The extra treat with this film was seeing it at the AFI theater in Silver Spring, MD. I love the retro style. And I’m hoping to get back soon, as they’re showing some classic 80s movies this summer.
Rio Conchos: Not a great movie at all, this flick does have some pretty good performances and surprising brutality. Richard Boone is cool, though. And the film debut of Jim Brown is a harbinger of things to come.
Take a Hard Ride: Thankfully silent Jim Kelly, motor-mouthed Fred Williamson, and stoic Jim Brown team up on a cross the border adventure with a pile of loot. All the while, nasty character Lee Van Cleef is looking to get a little loot of his own, in blood. Lots of bad folk, a couple broken heroes, and something precious everybody wants a piece of; the makings of a solid western. Kelly, Williamson, and Brown teamed up in three films, this, Three the Hard Way, and One Down, Two to Go. While the latter was pretty bad, the first two were a lot of fun, and makes me wish they’d teamed up more often. Maybe in a science fiction film? Ah, well.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Manhunt in Space: Oh, Rocky Jones. The mostly lifeless adventures of the vaguely annoying Rocky and his completely annoying friends are picked apart by Joel and the Bots in this good, but not great episode. While not a stand-out, it’s certainly a worthy episode for MST3K fans.
Doctor Who: The Masque of the Mandragora: Doctor Who goes costume drama in this Renaissance alien invasion story. An underground pagan cult, a sentient bit of star-stuff, some wacky travels within the refurbished Tardis start the show’s 14th season with a bang. It’s not really an amazing story, but there’s plenty to enjoy, including the filming location, which some people might recognize certain 60s show about a certain ex-spy with identity issues.
Stake Land: Director/writer Jim Mickle and Writer/star Nick Damici, who brought us the surprisingly good low budget creepfest Mulberry Street are back with this post vampire apocalypse road movie. Like the best zombie films, the monsters are really secondary. The movie is about the people and how they deal with the collapse of civilization. And like Mulberry Street, the film, in spite of a low budget, looks better than many mainstream Hollywood movies, in part owing to its use of practical effects and good cinematography. There’s really nothing especially new or exciting, but I really enjoy Nick Damici as the tough-guy lead, and the rest of the cast does an OK job. Worth checking out if you’re in the mood for some post-apocalyptic carnage.
Old Boy: Yikes. People have been telling me I need to see this movie for years. I’m not sure what that says about me, or the people I associate with. The movie is beautifully shot, with some really creative editing. And, there are several pretty cool, brutal action sequences. There’s also some danged disturbing stuff. Danged disturbing. I don’t know that I actually liked the movie, but I am glad I’ve finally seen it. I’m going to have to mull this one over for a while, and normally I’d say, watch it again. But I don’t know if I’m prepared to do that anytime soon.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Cave Dwellers: Wow. The movie the boys watch in this awful episode makes Deathstalker look like Lawrence of Arabia. Total beefcake garbage. Just an awful, boring film. The boys are quite funny, and do make it watchable. But yikes. Movies like this were made for MST3K.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Warriors of the Lost World: Another terrible movie is made less horrendous by Joel and the Bots. This time a mumbling complainer hooks up with that chick from the first Star Trek to run around some run down buildings and ride an annoying, talking bike. It’s really quite awful, and gets the business for good reason. And then there’s Megaweapon!!!
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Zombie Nightmare: Ah, Canadian horror. Just goofy. The voodoo priestess has one of the most ridiculous accents I’ve ever heard. But, thanks to Mike and the Bots, it’s a fun adventure in cinema cheese. Watch out for young Tia Carrere. And then there’s Adam “In this for the Money” West. Good stuff.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Atomic Brain: Schlocky evil science and moderately cute young ladies (with wonderfully forced accents), come together in the mansion of a horrible old lady. Kind of a take on The Island of Dr. Moreau. And while I’m sure the brains being transplanted in this are made of atoms, I don’t see anything I’d call an Atomic Brain.
Intolerable Cruelty: While it has brief moments of Coen Brothers magic, this movie is just not interesting enough to be particularly worthy of their usual work. It feels too restrained, too studio manipulated. Kind of a shocking blandness, really. I can totally see why it’s generally a forgotten Coen Brothers film.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Werewolf: You know, when you’ve got the star power of Joe Estevez you’re in for a Hollywood gem. The movie is full of awful make-up effects, excruciatingly dull sequences that add nothing to the ‘story,’ and Adrianna Miles’ special butchery of English that sounds like she might have been Metalocalypse guitarist Skwisgaar Skwigelf’s voice couch. Mike and the Bots do their thing, and make the horror more fun. And, as this is a late episode, featuring the annoyance Pearl, I was glad to see she didn’t feature much.
Forbidden Planet: One of those watershed films that boosted science fiction film, and special effects, Forbidden Planet works as a fun space adventure, a cool adaptation of Shakespeare’s The Tempest, and a template for the original Star Trek. The production design is absolutely fantastic, the script quite clever, and the cast a lot of fun to watch. Just a grand film. Co-Dork Brad and I, along with his wife and our friend Emily got a chance to check this out at one of E-Street Cinema’s midnight screenings. Nice seeing it on the big screen.
I also watched a few episodes of Night Gallery, which is a fun, if uneven show. None of this batch stood out as especially good. But the story The House was surreally fun.
I didn’t get a lot accomplished as far as reading goes. I started up the next to last volume of Conan. And I did finish volume 8, but haven’t written a review to it yet. But, I also managed to get to a cool used book store, Hole in the Wall Books. It’s the first used book store I’ve found since moving to Northern Virginia that’s really worth bothering with. Reminds me how much I miss Pro Libris back in my home town of Bangor, ME.
And, in a little bit of royal Dork news, it seems King Abdullah of Jordan is a Trekkie, (having actually been an extra in an episode of Voyager). And he’s trying to build a Trek themed park of some kind. Crazy.
On the music front, I haven’t really been listening to much. I did get wrapped up in some more Garfunkel and Oates, though. If you haven't listened to them before, you should know they're not normally safe for work.
-Matt
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Matt’s Week in Dork! (7/17/11 to 7/23/11)
![]() |
| Feed the Machine! |
While my fellow Dork Brad may be having one of the dorkiest weeks ever at the San Diego ComicCon, mine has been pretty tame. I've seen some pictures. It looks like a wild time. Mostly, I’ve been trying to stay out of the heat. Sadly, I’ve done almost no reading this week at all. Anyway, first up, the movies…
Archangel: The shadow of Stalin reaches into the modern day in this mystery about a lost notebook and a 50 year old secret about to raise it’s head. Daniel Craig is typically charming as the bulldog historian looking for the truth. And Ekaterina Rednikova is the perfect mix of hard and sad as the young law student and prostitute. The location shooting in Moscow and Latvia are both beautiful and depressing. The script drives the action along fairly quickly and keeps interesting throughout the three episodes. Overall, a solid mystery, steeped in the horrors of the Cold War.
The Last Unicorn: “There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.” That certain strange brand of fantasy that was common in the 70s and early 80s produced this strange little classic of non-Disney animation. Pretty good voice work and a solid story keep things moving along well. Good family entertainment, with plenty for old and young to enjoy. Probably a good companion film for Flight of Dragons.
Cedar Rapids: The adventures of a mild mannered dork when he goes out into the wide, wide world. It’s interesting, playing with expectations while remaining fairly true to genre standards. The actors and the characters they play are interesting and less two dimensional than one would expect. Not amazing, but good and good for some laughs.
Jason and the Argonauts: Ray Harryhausen’s amazing special effects aside, this is a rip-roaring mythological adventure film of the highest caliber. Though the Arabian Nights setting of the Sinbad films is more my speed, this movie makes me want more good Greek myth movies. There is a magic in these films that stands the test of time. Grade A entertainment.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules: More comic misadventures from the Wimpy Kid, his friends, and his awful brother. It’s cute. Solid kid-friendly goofiness. It’s not quite as good as the first film, but still enjoyable.
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad: Though I prefer John Philip Law’s performance as Sinbad (in The Golden Voyage), I think this is probably the strongest of the Harryhausen Sinbads. A dastardly villain, vile monsters, and thrilling heroics make the legends come alive. And, it’s got one seriously awesome score by maestro Bernard Herrmann. A thrill for Harryhausen fans, Arabian Nights fans, and probably anyone with a pulse.
The Thing: Probably my favorite horror movie of all time, The Thing is an excellent thriller with a fantastic cast of actors playing interesting and memorable characters. The script is tight, the music haunting, and the setting captures the essence of seclusion. It really has everything a good horror film needs. Everyone is in top form. A must.
Speed Racer: Like a role of fruit Lifesavers launched out of a neon confetti canon, this movie is a rainbow assault on the senses. Yet, at its heart is a surprisingly heartwarming tale of brothers and of the love between a father and son. Between the Technicolor explosions, wacky wipes, and garish design, the film manages to be fun, exciting, and engaging. Like a cartoon brought to life (which it is), it plays fast and loose with physics and realism, yet rings true at the end of the day. Plus, Matthew Fox is just super cool as Racer X. If you enjoy the twisted humor of Robert Rodriguez’s family films, like Spy Kids, try this one out.
Tron: Legacy: The original film was groundbreaking in its sense of visual wonder and conceptualization of a digital world. In many ways, it helped shape our ideas of virtual reality and computer graphics. It paved the way for many later films, though it was not received especially well when it was released. This new film is a fantastic extrapolation of the original. With a driving score by Daft Punk, stunning visuals, and a fast paced story that manages to keep its heart intact, it does an excellent job of world building that feels true to the original, while embracing modern aesthetics. The lead character, son of the original hero, is a bit grating for the first ten minutes, but grew on me quickly once he entered the Grid. Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner return, which was a real treat. And the film looks amazing. My only complaint was the wonky looking ‘young’ Jeff Bridges.
Metropolis (The Complete Version): Finally. Finally. One of my all time favorite films complete for the first time since its brief original run. For this fan, this is truly an amazing thing to see. Whole subplots are restored, the rhythm is smoother, characters have more depth. I was especially glad to see the character of The Thin Man played by the ophidian Fritz Rasp. In the earlier cuts I’d seen, he had but a brief appearance, and was completely unmemorable. But I ‘discovered’ him in two other Fritz Lang films, Women in the Moon and Spies, and became quite a fan. Now he’s back as the predator spy. And there’s so much more. The relationship between the senior Fredersen and the mad Rotwang makes more sense. And young Freder’s story makes more sense as he descends into the depths of the city to find his fellow men and women crushed beneath the weight of the great towers. I really can’t sing the praises of this enough. If you’ve never seen Metropolis, now is the time. If you’ve seen a cut version, see it again.
Honestly, that’s about all I’ve managed to get in this week. I haven’t been listening to much new music. I did get the idea of picking up the guitar again put in my head. I do kind of miss it. I’d like to get into something creative outside of writing. Painting, music, something. But we’ll see.
I guess I’ll leave you with a song that always puts a smile on my face.
-Matt
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)






















































