Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Comic Review: Beasts of Burden
Hellboy and Scooby-Doo mixed with Lassie? OK. A bunch of neighborhood dogs (and one stray cat) become a supernatural investigation and combative force. This collection of short stories has a dash of the old Tales from the Crypt type anthology comics.
Eight stories of varying lengths introduce us to the various dogs and their stray cat friend, as well as a building sense of something very, very big coming. The stories are a mixed bag. The art is excellent thoughout, but a couple of the stories (The Unfamiliar and Grave Happenings) aren’t all that good. In fact, by Grave Happenings, I couldn’t help but wonder, was all this build-up ever going to built to something? I love the things hinted at, the greater world of dogs fighting evil, weird forces building, etc. But it’s not the kind of thing that can just build and build without coming to some kind of a head.
The best stories are Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, A Dog and His Boy, and Lost. But each story builds the mythology. I know there have been some more stories published since these were collected. Here’s hoping they too will be put into one volume. Here’s hoping that like Hellboy, it eventually rises above aimless build-up stories and moves the concept forward. Whatever the case, fans of horror comics and old style anthologies should check this one out. A Dog and His Boy, man. That one is rough.
Beasts of Burden: Animal Rites
Author: Evan Dorkin
Artist: Jill Thompson
Publisher: Dark Horse Books
ISBN: 978-1-59582-513-1
-Matthew J. Constantine
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Prodigal Son: Let’s Try This Again
Part Nineteen
It’s been some time since I last wrote a Prodigal Son article. Things came up, the way things do. I got busy, other folks got busy. I made some priority choices, and gaming lost out. Life happened. Well, I’m back, and this time I’m going to give it a serious go. I’m not stopping off at the Moon, I’m taking a rocket straight to Mars. While I would love to do another game night some time soon, I’m putting my effort into going straight for a regular roleplaying game. Now, I would absolutely love to get a weekly session, but while I’m a dreamer, I’m not kidding myself. That won’t be happening in all likely hood, and I’d rather have something than nothing. So, come the new year, I’m gathering a few friends together, and we’re going to discuss options and interests. At the moment, it looks like most, if not all, of my potential players will be new to the hobby, which is exciting (and a bit scary). I have to remember a few things in the meantime. 1. Roleplaying is one of the most creative and exciting hobbies around; it trumps video games any day, and on the best days it trumps film and literature. And 2. Roleplaying should be fun.
I figure the first night, we’ll just chat about the hobby, and maybe play a round of Once Upon a Time or some such. From there, I figure we’ll arrange a schedule of sorts, hopefully on a no less than bi-weekly basis. To start things off, I’ll run a one or two night game of something easy and introductory, with pre-made characters. The obvious options here would be my go-to one-shot game, Call of Cthulhu, or maybe Unknown Armies. Or maybe, in spite of my frustration with the over-saturation of zombies, All Flesh Must Be Eaten. Or I could go really crazy and do something like Terra Primate. Anyway, whatever it ends up being, the point is to get the basic idea of how it all works.
Once that introductory game is done, we can look at doing something more long term. Maybe not an indefinite game, but a mini-campaign. The growth and development of a character is one of the great things about a game, and something missing in one-shots, of course. With a mini-campaign, there could be a particular story direction, with some major events mapped out, and an ending (or at least a place for an ending to fit). It gives some sense of development while it also gives the satisfaction of a conclusion. Short campaigns have a lot of advantages, not the least of which is their finite length. If they’re good enough, and feature particularly memorable endings, they’ll be remembered for years to come.
If the group only makes it through one mini-campaign, I’ll count it a success (assuming folks enjoy themselves). But my hope isn’t to do a single four to eight session story and be done with it all. There was a time when I was involved in two or three ongoing games a week, when some games lasted several years. While those days may be long gone, I’d like to get back a bit of it. So, if the first game and/or the first mini-campaign is a success, I’d sure like to do more. More mini-campaigns? This is, of course, an option. It allows for various types of games, and there are so many I’d like to try. However, I’d very much like to do a long form campaign. Something open ended. As with all things, there are pros and cons to this. But the longer the game, the more character and setting development, and the more players can influence not just events, but the whole tone and direction of the story.
The real trick, and this will likely take some time to get rolling, will be to get a game of Ars Magica going. For that, the group’s numbers might have to be expanded. Ars Magica is the only game I can think of where very large groups can still work. Otherwise, six people is pushing it. Before an ongoing, open ended game, it’s time to get serious, and get this business done. Time to stop putting things off and talking about how cool it would be if… Come January, I’m getting a game together, dang it.
-Matt
See the rest of the series here, and here.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Comic Review: Almost Silent
We here at In the Mouth of Dorkness can not get enough of the mad Norwegian comic creator Jason. Almost Silent is another large anthology, with lots and lots of shorts, and a couple longer stories. And it’s all kinds of twisted, hysterical, sad, and awkward fun.
‘Meow, Baby’ starts things off, and it’s primarily very short bits. A lot of them feature mummies, vampires, Frankenstein monsters, and Elvis. All with old-timey looking animal heads. You know, Jason style! You know what’s sad? A vampire that can’t score. Then gets staked. That’s sad. A mummy that feels guilty about masturbating. That’s sad. A Frankenstein’s monster doing…well, just about anything. That’s sad. Why can’t he just enjoy himself without a crowd of torch bearing peasants out for blood? And a terminator who isn’t very quick with a comeback. Sad. Next up is ‘Tell Me Something,’ which is just a darned depressing story about two couples, murder, and rain. How does this stuff make me smile, even while making me feel bad? The third section is ‘You Can’t Get There From Here,’ another story of love among lonely people. Two hunchbacked henchmen having coffee, an evil scientist, his male creation, and female creation in a love triangle. And then another female creation…what’s her deal? Torch bearing peasants, betrayal, kidnapping, and unexpected love. Wow. Lastly there’s ‘The Living and the Dead,’ a very, very sad story about love during a zombie apocalypse. A dishwasher who is trying to save up for a visit with a prostitute manages to save her from flesh eaters, and take her on a run for their lives. Again, it’s weird to find such awful things so cute and funny, while also finding them melancholic. But that’s what Jason does. That’s his gift, I guess. Mad bastard.
If you haven’t read Jason before…well, you’re not living your life correctly. But this isn’t the place to start. It’s not bad. If you’ve bought this book already, I’m not saying don’t read it. But if you haven’t (and you should), I would start with something like ‘The Left Bank Gang’ or ‘I Killed Adolf Hitler.’ Every time I read Jason, I feel good and bad, happy and sad. I think of old loves, and the ass I’ve made of myself. I think of all the things I wish I’d said, and all the things I really wish I hadn’t. But I also think of the bittersweet ecstasy of danger that comes with love. And sometimes, that’s what I need. Also, I like seeing Elvis and Godzilla fight.
Almost Silent
Author & Artist: Jason
Publisher: Fantagraphics Books
ISBN: 978-1-606-99315-6
-Matt
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Dork Art: Zombie Ewok & Friends!
That crazy guy Albert Montoya is at it again - snatching your favorite childhood icons and painting them with a good dose of rot. He struck first with He-Man and then nailed Rainbow Bright, but now he's turned his dead sights to the beloved characters of Star Wars. All I have to comment is, "Ewwwwwww." And I totally want an Ewok Zombie print!
--Brad
Thursday, January 31, 2013
A Fistful of Warm Bodies! (Matt’s Picks)
Warm Bodies, huh? The spark of life kindled in the body of a zombie isn’t all that warm. And while Steven Seagal may have the Fire Down Below and Prodigy may indeed feature a confessed arsonist, I think we at In the Mouth of Dorkness know a little something about warm bodies. How about these?
5. Sam Kramer (Spontaneous Combustion): Our young hero hides a dark secret in his genes that even he’s not aware of. The temperature is rising and he’s getting a bit hot under the collar.
4. Till Lindemann (Rammstein Live Aus Berlin): How many songs has Norah Jones done while on fire? Frankly, any member of the band could probably make this list, as I think each one gets set on fire at least once per performance.
3. Soup Face (The Slammin’ Salmon): She’s offending the Tokyokin guests!
2. The Witch (Conan the Barbarian): All she had to say was ‘Zamora,’ but no; she’s gotta go all shape-changing and biting. At some point, throwing the bitch in the fire was the only real option.
1. Frank (Return of the Living Dead): He just wants to go home to see his wife. But a night filled with punks, Bert and Ernie, split dogs, the Tar Man, and Indian farmed skeletons can’t end well. But our hero knows what to do, and how to keep the evil inside him from getting to anyone else.
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-Matt
Thursday, November 8, 2012
A Big Pile o' Zombies - World War Z Trailer
Oh wow. This trailer for World War Z looks terrible. I love Brad Pitt as much as the next guy (meaning, I LOVE HIM!) but this CGI suckfest is embarrassing. Thank 28 Days Later for the whole fast zombie thing, but who do we have to thank for that big pile of zombies? Oh yeah, the end times!
--Brad
Monday, January 30, 2012
Poster: Resident Evil Part V!
The first two teaser posters for Resident Evil: Retribution have arrived and they promise Global terror. Frankly, I could watch Milla kick zombie ass in these silly little movies every year for the rest of my life. Just keep it going, I'll keep watching. And I'm really looking forward to blitzing through the other four films before checking out the new one.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Trailer: Resident Evil 5!
Milla's Bloody Tweet!
The trailer for the fifth Resident Evil film, Retribution has been revealed to the internet and it's...I can't help it, I love these stupid films. Sorta like the SAW franchise, I could watch a new Resident Evil film once a year for the rest of my life and be totally content with the universe. And I dig that we have yet another film (GI Joe 2 being the other one) this year giving Independence Day a run at its cinematic White House Devastation title.
--Brad
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Dork Art: Let Them Eat Brains/Dawn of the Dead
One of these days I'm going to get to one of Mondo's Mystery Movies or Rolling Roadshows. Until then, I'm just going to have to live vicariously through Twitter feeds and blog posts. Last Saturday, MMM IX was revealed to be Dawn of the Dead with special guest George Romero and 200 zombie extras. The best part is how Mondo lured these zombie extras to the secret Highland Mall screening--a casting call for a film called Let Them Eat...Brains. And each of those extras received an exclusive Mondo print for the fictional film (seen above). Check out these photos from Mondo's blog. Super Cool TNT.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Zombie Short Film
A few days ago, I was made aware of this really well done zombie film. It's well worth checking out for anyone who enjoys the genre. Not crass or silly. Not a comedy. Just a solid, sad little film. Good stuff. It is a little gory, for those who are bothered by such things.
-Matt
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