"Taco Time!" - New Machete Kills Trailer Looks Cheap & Stupid...I'm There.

The below international trailer for Machete Kills looks dirt cheap and kinda terrible.  Gone is the Grindhouse grit of the original wannabe, but Robert Rodriguez is cramming this B Movie with as many friends as he can - Danny Trejo! Antonio Banderas! William Sadler! Jessica Alba! Charlie Sheen! Mel Gibson! Amber Heard! Michelle Rodriguez! Lady Gaga!  The film can't pay well, so it must be super fun to be part of Rodriguez's DIY process.   The first film was no great exploitation film, but it had it's own special charm, and yeah, I wish Rodriguez was doing bigger & better projects but we're just gonna have to settle for silly, stupid fun.  Sheen - POTUS.  Yeah, ok.

--Brad

"Now We Work For The Hulk!" - Fast & Furious 6 Trailer Stars The Rock & A Tank

Final Fast & Furious 6 trailer hit Facebook this evening.  God Love A Tank!  The new film in Hollywood's most absurd franchise kicks it up a few notches of crazy with a highway chase gone berserk.  Can't wait for The Rock/Vin Diesel smackdown team-up, but I find myself even more ready for the Gina Carano/Michelle Rodriguez subway showdown.  Londoners better watch their back, the city has not seen a lot of pleasant times in cinema lately.



--Brad

Full Trailer: Resident Evil - Retribution

I Love The Resident Evil movies.  I just can't help myself.  The fill that same void that the SAW films do, kinda crappy horror films with all kinds of wonky script flaws that still manage to fill me with super giddy glee.  And I absolutely adored Resident Evil Part IV.  Great Hammer Swinging Monster action with another ridiculous cliff hanger ending.  Can't wait to see where this goofy narrative takes us in RE5.  Judging by the below trailer, I've got no bloody idea what's going on.  Wonderful.  Michelle Rodriguez and Oded Fehr are back.  How?  Some crazy computer dream nonsense.  Excellent.  And according to IMDB, Kevin Durand has joined the cast.  Double Excellent.



--Brad