"Taco Time!" - New Machete Kills Trailer Looks Cheap & Stupid...I'm There.

The below international trailer for Machete Kills looks dirt cheap and kinda terrible.  Gone is the Grindhouse grit of the original wannabe, but Robert Rodriguez is cramming this B Movie with as many friends as he can - Danny Trejo! Antonio Banderas! William Sadler! Jessica Alba! Charlie Sheen! Mel Gibson! Amber Heard! Michelle Rodriguez! Lady Gaga!  The film can't pay well, so it must be super fun to be part of Rodriguez's DIY process.   The first film was no great exploitation film, but it had it's own special charm, and yeah, I wish Rodriguez was doing bigger & better projects but we're just gonna have to settle for silly, stupid fun.  Sheen - POTUS.  Yeah, ok.

--Brad

Tony Stark Builds Neat Stuff For Good Old Fashion Revenge - Iron Man 3 Final Trailer Is Rad!

President William Sadler takes the podium: "The Mandarin Must Be Stopped."  Hell to the yeah.  Iron Man finally gets his Big Bad Nemesis.  No Jeff Bridges mongering.  No Mickey Rourke drooling.  Straight up Shakespearean villainy.   I think Shane Black is going to knock all us fanboys on our asses.  I immediately want to pop in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.  We're gonna get the Tony Stark snark, but we're also gonna get a whole heap of battered heroism.  Not to mention Iron Man drones and possibly a Hulk Buster.  If you watch this trailer and tell me you aren't pumped for May 3rd than just pucker up and enjoy the next Jane Austen retelling.  But if you ask me, it looks like Marvel Studios totally understands how to follow the Epic Brawl of The Avengers - get personal, get Khaned.



--Brad

Machete Kills William Sadler!

Everyone's favorite Demon Knight (& Die Hard 2 terrorist) William Saddler gets his very own Machete Kills poster!  Take that Lady Gaga!

--Brad