Wow! I honestly can't believe I'm typing this, but this new GI Joe movie looks like a crap ton of fun. The Stephen Sommers original is a giant steaming pile of you know what and not in a million years did I think I would be interested in a sequel, but then they go and hire that Step Up 3D guy as director and kill off Channing Tatum and suddenly GI Joe 2 looks kinda kickass. I mean, look at those Cobra banners on the White House, or the machine guns on Snake Eyes' bike, or that crazy cliffhanger ninja attack! This looks like the kinda crazy I read in the Marvel comics. I'm in!