Dork Art: Be Mola Rom's Valentine

Okay.  We've had Lando Valentine's Day cards and My Bloody Valentine cards, but Matt's Mola Rom card is my absolute favorite.  Wish I could have printed this out for my wife this morning.  Oh well, next year.

--Brad

Dork Art: My Bloody Valentine

Oooooooo, this is the perfect bit of Dork Art for the day and it comes to you courtesy of QFSChris.  I'm actually quite the fan of both My Bloody Valentine slashers (1981 & 2009) and I'm halfway tempted to double feature them both tonight since the little lady has passed out while watching Twin Peaks (ah, married life:)

--Brad

Machete Want You To Buy Nude Nuns With Big Guns!

So this film did not make it onto my New Release Tuesday for today, but maybe I should reconsider.  After all, Danny Trejo aka Machete tells me that I have to buy it for Valentine's Day.  By all accounts I hear this film is no good, but the below message is enough for me to correct my Netflix queue.



--Brad

Dork Art: Lando's Valentine

Just a day after yesterday's Black Power Fist Lando comes this pinkalicious Billy Dee Williams Valentine's Day card from artist Patrick McQuade.  And it can be yours over at Etsy.  Genius.