Dork Art: Animal Wars

Animal Wars by Alberto Ojeda.  Bam.  Can't you just see this spraypainted on the side of your rockin' Dazed & Confused van?  Or glowing under a beautiful black light?  Oh yeah.

--Brad

UPDATE!

Ok, so I had to update this poster after Twitter supporter @FistyFisterson brought the above bit of Dork Art to my attention.  Artist Tyler Edlin is a madman.  And I now love him.  That is all.

--Brad

Poster & Trailer: FDR - American Badass

Ok.  How come I didn't know about this movie until I logged onto Facebook this morning (thanks to After Movie Diner).  You're failing me Internet.  I needed to know about this yesterday.

Barry Bostwick plays Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the Werewolf Hunting President.  Okay, okay.  This looks like an even crappier version of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter but I do not care.  Look at that poster.  Look at this cast:  William Mapother, Ray Wise, Bruce McGill, Lin Shaye, and Kevin Sorbo as Abraham Lincoln!!!!  GAH!  Genius!  Check out the NSFW F Bomb filled trailer below.

--Brad

New Trailer: Iron Sky Has Moon Nazis!

The second trailer for Iron Sky has arrived and my enthusiasm for this film has waned significantly.  Most of the humor found below falls flat and I really just keep thinking I'd love to see a much more sincere take on this story.  Really, I just want Sky Captain Versus The Moon Nazis.

--Brad

Trailer: Iron Sky

The Nazis have taken The Moon!  I Am So There For This Madness.  Udo Kier!!!!!!

--Brad

Dork Art: Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

Found this over at This Belongs in a Museum and I'm not really sure who the artist is, but damn I love this cartoony take on The Last Crusade.  Denholm Elliott in the back just cracks me up.

--Brad

Sean Penn: Ho. Ly. Cr. Ap.

Go to Badass Digest for more info on this madness.

--Brad