tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443603155367720479.post9198757290324306407..comments2023-10-29T00:44:31.480-07:00Comments on In The Mouth Of Dorkness: Parker: Jason Statham Just Cast--AS PARKER!?!?!?!?In The Mouth Of Dorknesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09629023443040580677noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443603155367720479.post-64066372162867663172011-04-18T07:27:16.139-07:002011-04-18T07:27:16.139-07:00Yeah, the quotes are troubling. Thankfully, early...Yeah, the quotes are troubling. Thankfully, early reports like this can be filled with all kinds of not-to-be-trusted quotes. Still, I want a Parker movie written by guys who love the books not the memory of John Boorman's Point Blank. <br /><br />Like Matt with his Conan love, Parker is precious and I don't want people screwing it up especially if they're finally going to be able to use the character's name.Brad Gullicksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04355288154806651714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443603155367720479.post-33678027765051935182011-04-18T07:21:49.822-07:002011-04-18T07:21:49.822-07:00Like you, I would probably adopt babies with Jason...Like you, I would probably adopt babies with Jason Statham, but all the quotes seriously bother me. Parker flat out hits women and kills people who get in his way. There is no heart of gold, it is a small lump of angry determined coal.<br /><br />That being said, I think Statham could play the role, as long as there is a minimum of talker. Just put people in front of him and let him kill away.Dan Fleminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12418855013568661590noreply@blogger.com